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gingerberger posted:Time flies when you're reading...THE BIBLE!?!? OW! Those gilded edges smart! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner! Apollo Creed?
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Mira posted:I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there is no god. The finger thing means no God.
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Red posted:Apollo Creed? Believe me, my God, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly reconsider it.
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Oct 8, 2014 04:56
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DrBouvenstein posted:And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner! Save me, Jebus!
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Oct 8, 2014 05:21
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Do over Ham posted:Save me, Jebus! Do over Ham, are you licking toads?
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Oct 8, 2014 05:26
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, are you licking toads? I'd have called them chazzwozzers.
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Oct 8, 2014 05:28
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'd have called them chazzwozzers. Hey G.I. Jscolon2.0, your signs broken.
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Oct 8, 2014 05:31
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Everything Counts posted:Believe me, my God, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly reconsider it. This parole hearing is over!
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Oct 8, 2014 05:57
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Crackerman posted:This parole hearing is over! I've seen this warden turn down brownies. Honest to God, brownies!
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Oct 8, 2014 06:32
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MondayHotDog posted:I've seen this warden turn down brownies. Honest to God, brownies! As for me... I'm going to return home to my big empty house for a solitary ham dinner 
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Oct 8, 2014 06:54
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Jerusalem posted:As for me... I'm going to return home to my big empty house for a solitary ham dinner Jerusalem, they're just hams.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Jerusalem, they're just hams. I'm sorry, did you say they're just clams? 
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Jerusalem posted:As for me... I'm going to return home to my big empty house for a solitary ham dinner  Please don't tell anyone how I live.
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, are you licking toads? I'm not NOT licking toads. 
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MondayHotDog posted:I've seen this warden turn down brownies. Honest to God, brownies! What a charming fellow.
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Oct 8, 2014 12:18
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Jorghnassen posted:What a charming fellow. Here's an appealing fellow. They're a-peeling him off the sidewalk! 
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Oct 8, 2014 14:10
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Jerusalem posted:As for me... I'm going to return home to my big empty house for a solitary ham dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuM9rSG7fcY
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Oct 8, 2014 15:42
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IMJack posted:Here's an appealing fellow. They're a-peeling him off the sidewalk! You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".
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Mira posted:You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot". What would Curtis E. Bear do?
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CatchrNdRy posted:What would Curtis E. Bear do? When I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What would Curtis E. Bear do? Hey, Curtis E. Bear looks out for one guy.... Curtis E. Bear 
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Jerusalem posted:Hey, Curtis E. Bear looks out for one guy.... Curtis E. Bear Sorry, Curtis. 
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Oct 9, 2014 01:12
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Do over Ham posted:Sorry, Curtis. Shut up.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What would Curtis E. Bear do? It's a secret. MondayHotDog posted:Shh! Shut up!
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MondayHotDog posted:Shut up. I can't believe you won't shut up!
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Oct 9, 2014 02:53
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Do over Ham posted:It's a secret. We know all your secrets... We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We know all your secrets... We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop! Filthy. But strangely erotic.
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Oct 9, 2014 03:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We know all your secrets... We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop! In your face, fishwife!
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Oct 9, 2014 03:07
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Martytoof posted:In your face, fishwife! In your face, space coyote!
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Mister Kingdom posted:In your face, space coyote! I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.
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Mister Kingdom posted:In your face, space coyote! The two sweetest words in the English language!
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Oct 9, 2014 03:36
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Writer Cath posted:The two sweetest words in the English language! Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?
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MondayHotDog posted:Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not? Answer question one hundred percent!
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Crackerman posted:Answer question one hundred percent! That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
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If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd go to the zoo.
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Martytoof posted:I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information. Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18 inches ago.
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Mira posted:If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd go to the zoo. In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide. That's not how I remember it.
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Everything Counts posted:That's not how I remember it. Oh everything's bad if you remember it 
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