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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide. Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb.
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MondayHotDog posted:Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not? Hai. Hai. Hai. Bye.
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MondayHotDog posted:Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not? The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron!
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IMJack posted:The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron! That's my thing, that I say. I feel like I'm going to 'splode here! 
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Jerusalem posted:Oh everything's bad if you remember it Oh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
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TMMadman posted:Oh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? You were drunk!
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I'm trying to remember the exact wording of a quote from the episode where Homer makes his own religion so he doesn't have to go to Church. He's talking to Reverend Lovejoy and the line goes like this: LOVEJOY: Homer, I want you to remember Matthew ??:??, about the man who built his house on sand. HOMER: Well you remember...Matthew...??:?? LOVEJOY: "And he went to the village of ???? and then he lodged there." HOMER: ....Yeah. Think about it!
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MondayHotDog posted:That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give. I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns!
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SirPhoebos posted:I'm trying to remember the exact wording of a quote from the episode where Homer makes his own religion so he doesn't have to go to Church. He's talking to Reverend Lovejoy and the line goes like this: Homer the Heretic (1992) Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand." Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember [thinks] Homer: Matthew... 21:17. Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?" Homer: Yeah. Think about it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773647/quotes?item=qt0365918
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jscolon2.0 posted:Homer the Heretic (1992) thanks :tiphat:
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To overcome the Forum's curse, simply quote a Simpsons verse! ... um...
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Oct 9, 2014 06:07
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MondayHotDog posted:You were drunk! Hey, that's an oxygen tent I sleep in because I believe it gives me sexual powers!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put out the cat.
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Oct 9, 2014 06:08
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IMJack posted:To overcome the Forum's curse, simply quote a Simpsons verse! Thou shalt not... covet any graven images... something about "covet."
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Oct 9, 2014 06:12
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Hey ho men, you know I was watching the Dumont last night when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel The Desert Fox. Now there was a man who could get things done.
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drowningidiot posted:Hey ho men, you know I was watching the Dumont last night when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel The Desert Fox. Now there was a man who could get things done. We Germans are not a war-like people, but even we have our limits!
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SirPhoebos posted:I'm trying to remember the exact wording of a quote from the episode where Homer makes his own religion so he doesn't have to go to Church. He's talking to Reverend Lovejoy and the line goes like this: Goons, where's that ... metal deely ... you use to ... dig ... food...
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drowningidiot posted:Hey ho men, you know I was watching the Dumont last night when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel The Desert Fox. Now there was a man who could get things done. Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!
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Oct 9, 2014 06:34
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MondayHotDog posted:You were drunk! Thanks, I'd love another beer right about now.
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jscolon2.0 posted:We Germans are not a war-like people, but even we have our limits! No one who speaks German can be an evil man!
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Everything Counts posted:No one who speaks German can be an evil man! The Bart, The
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drowningidiot posted:Hey ho men, you know I was watching the Dumont last night when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel The Desert Fox. Now there was a man who could get things done. Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
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Do over Ham posted:Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern. Hello, Dean? You are a stupid head!
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Martytoof posted:I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information. And that talking coyote was just a talking dog!
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Jerusalem posted:Hey, that's an oxygen tent I sleep in because I believe it gives me sexual powers! Jeez, you're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Jeez, you're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day. (around a mouthful of 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb. Why am I Mister Kingdom? 
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drowningidiot posted:Hey ho men, you know I was watching the Dumont last night when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel The Desert Fox. Now there was a man who could get things done.  http://youtu.be/Sj_9CiNkkn4?t=30s
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Oct 9, 2014 13:17
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Jerusalem posted:(around a mouthful of I didn't do it.
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Applewhite posted:I didn't do it. If this is anyone other than Do over Ham, you're stealing my bit!
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Oct 9, 2014 13:56
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As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He is in his early 40s, unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing!
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Frink posted:If this is anyone other than Do over Ham, you're stealing my bit! Heh heh heh. Now, a brilliant jazz musician who's inspired me to do some improv poetry. [chuckles] Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat, How I wonder where you at. I really love the way you cook, Just like me when I wrote this book. [holds it up] "How to Make Love to Do over Ham", from the author of "Happiness Is a Naked Do over Ham", "Journey to the Center of Do over Ham", and "The Joy of Cooking Do over Ham".
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Oct 9, 2014 15:08
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Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!
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Applewhite posted:I didn't do it. His cornball antics may play in the sticks, but this is Capital City. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:His cornball antics may play in the sticks, but this is Capital City. And the dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
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Ooh! Free foot pain analysis!
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Martytoof posted:Ooh! Free foot pain analysis! But Doughies has TERRIBLE pizza!
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CatchrNdRy posted:But Doughies has TERRIBLE pizza! I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.
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Crackerman posted:I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s. Mountain Dew or crab juice?
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CatchrNdRy posted:But Doughies has TERRIBLE pizza! CatchrNdRy posted:But Doughies has TERRIBLE pizza! You keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes." You make numerous threatening references to the UN. And at the end you just repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over, and over again.
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jscolon2.0 posted:You keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes." You make numerous threatening references to the UN. And at the end you just repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over, and over again. Aww! It's so hard to get to 500 words... 
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