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In a forum of wonderful things, that is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen on SA.
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ActingRhesus = ANansi
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Victor Vermis posted:yes, they can. I really, really hope that you just leave these drawings lying around in whatever coffee shop or classroom you draw them in for people to find later.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:38
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DownByTheWooter posted:I really, really hope that you just leave these drawings lying around in whatever coffee shop or classroom you draw them in for people to find later.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:45
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thanks for yalls service of counting gasmasks or whatever dumb poo poo yall had to do
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Oct 9, 2014 17:30
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I WISH I did something as important as counting gas masks.
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Oct 9, 2014 17:32
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Victor Vermis posted:yes, they can. This is true beauty.
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Oct 9, 2014 20:05
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chitoryu12 posted:don't maintain any of their military behavior as civilians. This is bullshit. Everyone maintains something. If you don't see it, its because you kept the same thing. There is at least one thing. Some odd quirk passed off as OCD or autistic or you just don't notice it because you are too busy trying not to call your boss sir/maam/sergeant. They are never late, they dress a certain way, organize poo poo, always have the right paperwork/tools/whatever. There is something. You never get that loving programming completely out. And if they somehow managed to pull it off hiding it at work, their house is a Norman Bates fear factory of military organization and memorabilia. They are 100% off the loving deep end crazy and hide bodies of tranny prostitutes in their basements. Probably under a floor with their branch logo expertly crafted in mosaic tile.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:00
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Genocide Tendency posted:This is bullshit. Yeah it's weird. I have students who I have never met before walk into my classroom for the first time and salute me or ask if I'm in the Army. I have no idea why.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:07
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yeah it's weird. I have students who I have never met before walk into my classroom for the first time and salute me or ask if I'm in the Army. I have no idea why. Not what I am saying. I am saying there is something. Some little part of the military mind gently caress that everyone keeps. I could start down a list, and if a vet won't fess up, their friends/family/co-workers would sit there and call them out on at least some of it.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:14
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yeah it's weird. I have students who I have never met before walk into my classroom for the first time and salute me or ask if I'm in the Army. I have no idea why. What the gently caress? Must be an Army thing. All of the guys I was in the Marine Corps with, who went back to school, hide that poo poo like the plague unless they've got some kind of stupid stamp tattoo on their arm or someshit. They actually prefer for people not to know because their professors always end up coming their way with ethical/moral/conflict related questions.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:15
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Genocide Tendency posted:Not what I am saying. I am saying there is something. Some little part of the military mind gently caress that everyone keeps. No, I mean I'm a teacher and 6th graders I never met see me and know I'm a vet. LCL-Dead posted:What the gently caress? I wasn't even in the Army. I was in the Navy. And I'm talking like within ten seconds of walking into my classroom they sarcastically salute me or ask if I was in the Army. I don't know if it's my posture or physical fitness or what.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:19
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Stultus Maximus posted:No, I mean I'm a teacher and 6th graders I never met see me and know I'm a vet. Do you teach near a base? Because if you do, and there are a lot of military shits running around, they see something their dad/mom does.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:24
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Just tell people your were in prison for four years.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Just tell people you sucked off sailors for $5 a load outside the gate.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:26
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Stultus Maximus posted:I wasn't even in the Army. I was in the Navy. And I'm talking like within ten seconds of walking into my classroom they sarcastically salute me or ask if I was in the Army. I don't know if it's my posture or physical fitness or what. High and tight/crew cut? That's a dead giveaway more often than not. I grew a beard and people stopped asking if I had been in at some point.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:51
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Cojawfee posted:Confirming the people I knew in the military that were from Montana are weirdos. Joined the Army from Montana, confirmed
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Oct 10, 2014 15:27
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thinking really hard about it because I kind of felt like I hide it well but realizing I don't, my thing is I can't loving get away from calling people older than me sir or ma'am.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:29
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I tend to carry things in my left hand even though I am right handed. Have to be able to salute the non-existent officers. 
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Oct 10, 2014 15:33
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LCL-Dead posted:What the gently caress? This is pretty much my experience. I wound up sitting next to like 3 other Marines in my Gallic Wars class that I never knew were even vets until I heard one of them mention his buddy got married to some ugly fat chick in Jacksonville. I just turned and looked at him in horror and asked "North Carolina?". It was in that moment we all knew each others suffering and shame Bolow fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Oct 10, 2014 |
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Oct 10, 2014 15:46
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Larry Parrish posted:do you wear the OEF baseball cap with the american flag on it too quote:There's a squid in uniform here at Red Robin in Monroe... He was rockin his cover indoors and saw me in my multicam hat with my deployment IR flag staring at him. He took that thing off real quick. If there's one thing I hate more than Seaman its Seaman who wear their goddang uniforms in public. Idc if you just got off work, go home and change out of that poo poo you POG...
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Oct 10, 2014 17:40
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Oct 10, 2014 18:37
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Bolow posted:This is pretty much my experience. I wound up sitting next to like 3 other Marines in my Gallic Wars class that I never knew were even vets... Except you all ended up sitting next to each other... It's like a magnet. Same thing happened when my husband went back to school... at orientation, unbeknownst to each other, all the GI Bill students ended up at the same table.
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Oct 10, 2014 18:57
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Cole posted:The power of the multicam cap is real bro. Peep this status a friend of mine who recently just got out of the army posted last week: Wanna see him get decked by a seal irl
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Oct 10, 2014 19:41
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Speaking of students, we had a Marine from Hawaii doing his exams today; he's a lift supervisor for the most part and he's getting his OSHA certification and some extra training. For some reason his superiors had him signed up to get certified on the large (over 75 ton) cranes....when his job only requires about 20 ton cranes at the most. Of course, he wasn't able to handle the boom length for the large course and ended up failing the practical exam pretty badly and he may or may not get to come back next month to retry on the medium. So that was a waste of money for the Marines.
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Oct 10, 2014 20:01
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Larry Parrish posted:do you wear the OEF baseball cap with the american flag on it too Do you not? I and a couple of my buddies affectionately refer to it as our "Civilian Hat"
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Oct 10, 2014 20:51
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My favorite is when grown rear end men care desperately about what the other dudes are wearing, with no intention of hitting on the other man.
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Wasabi the J posted:My favorite is when grown rear end men care desperately about what the other dudes are wearing, with no intention of hitting on the other man. I don't understand why people wear uniforms off post. You're just making your self a target for anyone who wants to take advantage of the military, or your family. This is especially true in airports or shopping malls. Grabbing lunch real fast and going back to work I understand, but driving to your home is dumb. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I won't be the one they go after so I'll never know if its true. Now I need to go update the ERB on the back of my truck.
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Wasabi the J posted:My favorite is when grown rear end men care desperately about what the other dudes are wearing, with no intention of hitting on the other man. "OMG, did you see that Applejack cosplayer? With hooves like that, I might finally be tempted away from unicorns for a while. Mmmmmm." -Wasabi the J
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clop clop clop
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My favorite is when grown rear end men watch a cartoon for little girls about ponies and secretly want to gently caress them all.
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iceslice posted:I don't understand why people wear uniforms off post. You're just making your self a target for anyone who wants to take advantage of the military, or your family. This is especially true in airports or shopping malls. Grabbing lunch real fast and going back to work I understand, but driving to your home is dumb. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I won't be the one they go after so I'll never know if its true. Now I need to go update the ERB on the back of my truck. In Israel it is common for soldiers to wear their uniforms home. Some fast-food places will give discounts to soldiers in uniform. Also otherwise cops might look askance at your assault rifle, which you are also expected to carry home on leave.
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Oct 12, 2014 02:59
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Mike-o posted:My favorite is when grown rear end men watch a cartoon for little girls about ponies and secretly want to gently caress them all. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:In Israel it is common for soldiers to wear their uniforms home. Some fast-food places will give discounts to soldiers in uniform. Also otherwise cops might look askance at your assault rifle, which you are also expected to carry home on leave.  
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Oct 12, 2014 03:10
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someone get an apple for mr ed over here
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Oct 12, 2014 04:08
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She can see my al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade anytime.
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Found in the OSHA thread:
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That's a golden oldie. He didn't survive.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That's a golden oldie. He didn't survive. Looks like he is full of pelvis and intestine soup.
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