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- Brasseye
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holy moley!
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Oct 9, 2014 17:57
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- scary ghost dog
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goldmine i guess
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Oct 9, 2014 18:00
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- sub supau
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Oct 9, 2014 18:08
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- Rival
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This is awesome.
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Oct 9, 2014 18:59
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- Rival
- Dec 13, 2004
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Eagerly awaiting Black Bones' big stupid frame-by-frame analysis.
Oh god. Don't give him any ideas.
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Oct 9, 2014 21:31
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- ...of SCIENCE!
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by Fluffdaddy
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Why can't we have this as a weekly front-page feature instead.
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Oct 10, 2014 01:21
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- RonMexicosPitbull
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by Ralp
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And to think this guy gets banned and probated on a constant basis for funny contributions like this. Kind of hosed up imo.
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Oct 10, 2014 05:05
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- ArfJason
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well, according to a guy in the speedrun thread ummm "I would have banned you because [I'm] not funny", and if my speedfriends say so, it must be true.
Still, I thank you, clemens, you're my friend.
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Oct 10, 2014 05:18
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- RonMexicosPitbull
- Feb 28, 2012
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by Ralp
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*tips hat
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Oct 10, 2014 05:48
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- Blood Boils
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Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
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Oct 10, 2014 06:28
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- Sagabal
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
Actually, the opposite reading is true, and it's an animated .gif of you getting owned for our entertainment.
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Oct 10, 2014 06:51
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- theflyingorc
- Jun 28, 2008
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ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
you are the worst
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Oct 10, 2014 07:03
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- Nostalgic Pushead
- Jul 31, 2013
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
A mentally ill and incredibly bad something awful poster once said, "A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits."
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Oct 10, 2014 07:06
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- Stick Figure Mafia
- Dec 11, 2004
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
Do you read the things you write?
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Oct 10, 2014 07:12
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- Top Bunk Wanker
- Jan 31, 2005
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Top Trump Anger
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
While I will never chastise a man for trying to be funny, I will insult them for being as bad at it as you any day of the week.
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Oct 10, 2014 07:14
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- Amethyst
- Mar 28, 2004
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I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
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Oh you have no idea, buddy. My many jowls quiver under my beard.
I tell ya what; I'll take another look at Guzzler's post. I admit, I skimmed over it, cuz it looked like a weak-rear end troll that wasn't really funny, but I am defending the concept of looking at and thinking about entertainment, even children's entertainment, so I suppose I should try to be fair.
I laughed when you had to assert this twice. Grr it's so humorless to think about what Goof Troop could be saying about society! drat you, English Literature majors
Any Disney product is packed to the brim with meaning, and it can be fun/interesting to puzzle out. sorry but that's just how I feel, th1nk.
Ok let's take a peek at this infamous warlock:
Good start, the simple language creates a sense that "of course it's so obvious!", made me laugh, for reals, even though I'm pretty sure the coming explanation of How It Is Bad is gonna be weak as poo poo
Cool dichotomy bro. No doubt it's accurate, although it would require some counter-examples to be certain. Perhaps they will be forthcoming.
More of the same.
Triticum Guzzler does not like the taste of these nerds
They're gross!
Ha ha ha, no kidding! poo poo's getting downright meta here - I'll give Guzzler the benefit of the doubt that he/she/porpoise possesses self-awareness.
Don't forget, they're gross!
Holy hell, finally an actual criticism. It was hidden under all those appeals to human bodies (they're gross!) and children (they're dumb!). Unfortunately, it's a pretty weak complaint: why is "basic analysis" bad? Should they go . . deeper? And I've never got the impression of CR as "obsessed with id politics", although that could be possible, and wouldn't ya know, we're gonna get an actual example! Singular, so "obsessed" is a bit of a stretch, but still, this section of the post is showing some sincere effort!
Even if one disagrees with the review's reasons, you'd have to be borderline illiterate to miss them. Remember, this is "basic analysis". Sir Kodiak's (who reads comic books! gross and dumb!) post already covered it, as did a cursory re-read of BigBudgetSequel's (who's fat and reviews kids movies! gross and dumb!) review, but we've already come this far so here it is again:
- the movie is bad because it focuses on the least interesting character (a good criticism imo)
- the villain is a mockery of drag queens, and that's bad because cross-dressers/queers are often portrayed negatively in children's media (this is kinda weak criticism*. but the reviewer does tell you why he thinks it's bad)
*It's weak cuz the review doesn't really dig into the villain and how his cross-dressing is portrayed. Sounds like his slavish devotion to social-climbing has warped his body and mind, literately hosed his gender. In a movie where the main character is raised by sub-humans. There could be something interesting here, the review doesn't really explore it, but it doesn't sound like the film does either. Anyways, if the cross-dressing is really portrayed as a bad thing, it needs to be compared to similar stuff, like Bugs Bunny.
Like, in the Jungle Book, when Baloo the bear dresses up as a girl-orangutan to seduce King louie. On the surface, it's just played for silly laughs. Yet the film is showing a hero disguise himself as a black transsexual to successfully subvert the power of a monarchy, while singing I wanna be like you-u-u and it's awesome as hell and where was I?
Right. In conclusion: Triticum Guzzler's post has one good point buried under countless appeals to the dumbness of children, a weird amount of emotion over the bodies of strangers, vague assertions that serious/real movie discussion happens elsewhere, etc. In essence, it is not good. It is bad.
Scrooge prob owns the transport system, so they ride for free!
This is the worst post I've ever read on somethingawful
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Oct 10, 2014 07:24
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- arnbiguous
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I still haven't managed to read it, thank you for the warning
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Oct 10, 2014 07:26
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- Amethyst
- Mar 28, 2004
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I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
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Oct 10, 2014 07:28
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- Chilled Cactus
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College Slice
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A wise philosopher once said,
i read this far
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Oct 10, 2014 07:31
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- Brasseye
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
Your posts are bad and I hate them. This isnt as bad as the other one you did though.
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Oct 10, 2014 09:14
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- qnqnx
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
Stop
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Oct 10, 2014 12:33
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- bonestructure
- Sep 25, 2008
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by Ralp
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A wise philosopher once said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you just . . might . . get it."
Plane represents those who think CR is over-analyzing. Girl symbolizes those who think it's too basic. Unified in their impotence, they combine into Girl-Plane, and confront Reviewer-Buu! "You're not good, you're bad" they cry, hoping they will not be asked to explain.
"How so?" ponders Reviewer-Buu.
"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!" Girl-Plane rumbles, burning with the flames of indignation. "You dumb gay baby!"
But Reviewer-Buu does not hear Girl-Plane, for he has been considering his pre-approved opinions. He smiles. Next stop, upvote city.
The screen wipes to black, sparing the viewer the sight of Reviewer-Buu drawing Girl-Plane into his all-encompassing review embrace, absorbing her into his gross bubblegum flesh.
Roll credits.
you're not funny
you are
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Oct 10, 2014 13:03
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can all the people who believe that black bones is contributing meaningful and valid analysis to this discussion, instead of just attempting to monopolise it to appease whatever tangled mess of mental disorders is currently driving his helm, please raise your hand
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Oct 10, 2014 13:08
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- Corridor
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i ask because it seems to me that even the people arguing in the defense of the current releases writers are telling bb to stfu
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Oct 10, 2014 13:09
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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"No! Don't think about children's art, it has no merit!"
If you seriously think that this is what people hate about Professor Clumsy, you're a loving idiot.
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Oct 10, 2014 13:16
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- Pirate Jet
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No matter how hard you try, SuperMechagodzilla will never love you.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:41
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- sexpig by night
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If you seriously think that this is what people hate about Professor Clumsy, you're a loving idiot.
This is legitimately the worst part of this 'argument'. Literally no one is saying 'you can't look at messages in children's media' or even 'you can't take issue with messages in children's media'. Like Mars Needs Moms, I totally agreed that that poo poo sounded real dumb and probably sent a lot of wrong messages about girls and all to kids. I doubt little Timmy will go from normal kid to fedora'd MRA if he watches it, but it's not a great message to send regardless. There's a conversation there to be had, you can discuss if the message of motherhood and all is empowering to young girls who actually enjoy that stuff or regressive for ones who don't. It's probably a dumb conversation, but it can be done.
The issue is when you take issue with a movie because 'this plane is too sexy, MISOGYNY!' there's no conversation to be had there, literally no one looks at a plane and goes 'yea, a sexy object, much like a woman'. You're just inventing people to be mad at.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:07
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- Corridor
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Oct 10, 2014 15:29
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- RacistGuidingLight
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This is legitimately the worst part of this 'argument'. Literally no one is saying 'you can't look at messages in children's media' or even 'you can't take issue with messages in children's media'.
I will if no one else will. Kids don't know that the cats in American Tale are communists or the roach was a jew. They have no frame of reference and are not smart enough to appreciate it had they. They also LOVE to be pandered to.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:47
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- Nostalgic Pushead
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Oh come on, nobody who actually finds that poo poo sexually arousing is worthy of being defined as a human being.
That is a very fair point.
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