The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Crackerman posted:

I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.

Aw just toss it over the fence and let Arby's deal with it.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:27

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:29

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Crackerman posted:

I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.

People do crazy things in quotes, like eat at Arbys! :v:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Ooh! Free foot pain analysis!

Pfft, that's just a con so they can get you in and cure your foot pain :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

Aw just toss it over the fence and let Arby's deal with it.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

People do crazy things in quotes, like eat at Arbys!

Boy, they're really socking it to that Arby guy. He must work there or something.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 22:58

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Hmm...a �crusty burger�. That doesn�t sound too appetising. What kind of stew do you have?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:43

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Kill.. wealthy.. dowager.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:29

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Eeewwwww...this thread has got old man stink!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:55

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

ShaqDiesel posted:

Eeewwwww...this thread has got old man stink!

Now wait a minute, ShaqDiesel!

*sniff*

Oh, my mistake.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:42

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

ShaqDiesel posted:

Eeewwwww...this thread has got old man stink!

Don't listen to him, goons. You've got an enchanting musk.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:59

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Kill.. wealthy.. dowager.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:11

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Don't listen to him, goons. You've got an enchanting musk.

Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Everything Counts?"

# ? Oct 10, 2014 05:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Everything Counts?"

Uh, hi, Mr. Meyers. I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. I got it right here.

One, Everything Counts needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Everything Count's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Everything Counts?"

# ? Oct 10, 2014 05:37

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh, hi, Mr. Meyers. I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. I got it right here.

One, Everything Counts needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Everything Count's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Everything Counts?"

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory? :cry:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 08:34

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

The fireworks, candy and puppy dog thread?! :holy:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 11:20

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

Frink posted:

The fireworks, candy and puppy dog thread?!

All right, all right, now. You're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right off to bed!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 13:31

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

After The War posted:

All right, all right, now. You're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right off to bed!

You gave Do Over Ham coffee ice cream??

# ? Oct 10, 2014 13:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Applewhite posted:

You gave Do Over Ham coffee ice cream??

"Sugar?"
"Yes, ten please!"

# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

All right, all right, now. You're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right off to bed!

Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:33

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Applewhite posted:

You gave Do Over Ham coffee ice cream??

I am the Lizard Queen!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Applewhite posted:

You gave Do Over Ham coffee ice cream??

Hey, Grandpa. Top me off.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 15:41

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

TMMadman posted:

Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 15:44

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Applewhite posted:

You gave Do Over Ham coffee ice cream??

Why did I have all that coffee, beer, and watermelon!?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 15:44

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Deviant posted:

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

Whatever you're planning for tonight, count me out.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 15:45

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why did I have all that coffee, beer, and watermelon!?

Find the bathroom alright?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 17:33

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

Find the bathroom alright?

Uhhh.....

... yeaaaaah

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:05

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

"Sugar?"
"Yes, ten please!"

Sugar? Sure.

There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:17

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Deviant posted:

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Sugar? Sure.

There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

I take it grey, with creamium. :geno:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, Grandpa. Top me off.

Beer it is.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 21:40

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I take it grey, with creamium.

Premium, Dude!

PREMIUM!!!!!!

DUUUUUUDE!!!!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 22:09

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Sugar? Sure.

There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

I found 500 pounds of sugar (in the forest) and I'm going to sell it to the consumer for the low low brain damaged prices of one dollar per pound!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 22:37

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Spectacle Rock posted:

I found 500 pounds of sugar (in the forest) and I'm going to sell it to the consumer for the low low brain damaged prices of one dollar per pound!

Those are prizes.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 23:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Beer it is.

Give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about. :iamafag:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 01:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about. :iamafag:

Something wrong, Yank?

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:08

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Something wrong, Yank?

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:31

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Something wrong, Yank?

It's pretty big...

I guess. :geno:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:20

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!

Uh-oh, my heart just stopped!

Ahh, there it goes.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:25

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

JethroMcB posted:

Uh-oh, my heart just stopped!

Ahh, there it goes.

Hey, there was just air in mine. :vince:

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey, there was just air in mine.

You are a wise goon. It is a shame you dress like a Lebanese prostitute.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:56

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