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internet jerk posted:zombie your avatar makes quotes a joy to view.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:34 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:38 |
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Sorry, that was under "Common Misconceptions about Arabs! quote:US soldiers should limit physical contact to a handshake. Edit: This may be useful quote:“I wish evil upon you” - Biting the right forefinger, Patrocclesiastes fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Oct 8, 2014 |
# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:06 |
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EDIT: Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Oct 8, 2014 |
# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:28 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:33 |
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owns
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:37 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:
I wish the animated GIFs could start at random frames, just so they wouldn't be in sync. Then tile the loving screen with 'em.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:19 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:
Now make them into a swastika
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:43 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:31 |
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I can't do it This is my crowning achievement. I will never produce anything as grand
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:32 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:                                                            
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:42 |
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We've all witnessed something truly great here today.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 01:39 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 02:26 |
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shamelessly stolen from /r/army
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:10 |
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calmasahinducow posted:
I think I really need one of those.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:12 |
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calmasahinducow posted:
Glue it onto a bong
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:14 |
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calmasahinducow posted:
Nice bottle opener.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:38 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Nice bottle opener.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 04:57 |
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calmasahinducow posted:
need to buy one ASAP
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 05:20 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:need to buy one ASAP I wish I could take that picture and your quote and hold onto it forever. I'd hug it before I went to bed, and when I was having a bad day I'd pull it out and remember that life is just one huge joke. Then things would get better.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 06:05 |
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iceslice posted:I wish I could take that picture and your quote and hold onto it forever. I'd hug it before I went to bed, and when I was having a bad day I'd pull it out and remember that life is just one huge joke. Then things would get better. u wot m8?
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 06:07 |
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I just want to make a final post thanking the US Army for helping me get full score on my exam on Arabian culture today. Thank you, Mission Accomplished.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:39 |
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calmasahinducow posted:
not as fun as it sounds
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:38 |
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Feedback on this please: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670878
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:49 |
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Raise your hands if you have gotten at least ten messages from your command about ebola. Okay keep them up if you think you will ever see someone with ebola as a Soldier. Nobody? Okay good. Lets stop those emails then.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:32 |
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i have ebola. carrier only though, i'm the typhoid mary of diseases that make you poo poo out your intestines.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:45 |
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How much for a vial of your blood. You know. No reason just curious.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:17 |
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I'll give it to you for free but you have to mouth siphon it like gas.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:24 |
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From his cock.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:29 |
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You get off on some pretty specific poo poo.
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:34 |
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I'd say that's a regular way to get off, maybe it's you that is the weird one...
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:07 |
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Soldier! What the hell do you think you're doing - you think you're gonna get blood sucking like some limp dick quarterback's prom date?! Let me show you how it's done TOD 1434 Cause: exsanguination
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 21:59 |
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Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up. Thanks, it's been a hoot.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:51 |
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That's a good loving post.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:13 |
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not caring here posted:That's a good loving post. It's all erosion and entropy compared to the poo poo that you've been through.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:19 |
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GreenMeat posted:Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up. drat son, made out like a bandit.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:29 |
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GreenMeat posted:Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up. Congrats!! Staying on the island or coming back mainland?
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 13:58 |
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GreenMeat posted:Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up. Awesome man! Congrats! In completely opposite news, I was selected for AGR. Which I am happy about because I am sick of looking for mobilizations every year. I had to take a first assignment that is probably going to suck (USACAPOC) but after that it's smooth sailing!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:23 |
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I thought civil affairs was supposed to be less retarded than the rest of the army.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:44 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I thought civil affairs was supposed to be less retarded than the rest of the army. I hope so! I just know that Fort Bragg has kind of a crappy reputation.
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