Your Secret Santa is a Piece of Shit 2k14 - Timb for Christmas

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teen bear: Feb 19, 2006

Bloody posted:

to ship to a lurker or cat thread person qed

dang. I never think of yosmas far enough in advance to do a cool gift like this

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:55

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:41

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

A Pinball Wizard posted:

already sent my irl info tot he op so welp

no booze, u can sent weed but if the cops find it i dont know who u are

porn is ok i guess but only gay porn because i am gay

no pets or children

mostly what I like is anything unique or hard to find in my area (illinois) so like some bespoke artisanal hand crafted swedish poo poo or whatever. like not something i could just go to wal-mart and get (note: my present to you is coming from wal mart)

maybe op is going to send you a really thoughtful and nice gift :allears:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:56

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i forgot what i sent you other than the shakeweight for men

wait was it you that sent me that stuff i thought that was dunkman

but there was 2 animes and a RAT 9 wireless mouse and shorts that say SWOLE on the booty

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:56

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

A Pinball Wizard posted:

already sent my irl info tot he op so welp

no booze, u can sent weed but if the cops find it i dont know who u are

porn is ok i guess but only gay porn because i am gay

no pets or children

mostly what I like is anything unique or hard to find in my area (illinois) so like some bespoke artisanal hand crafted swedish poo poo or whatever. like not something i could just go to wal-mart and get (note: my present to you is coming from wal mart)

lol

keep em comin

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:56

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

Pumpy Dumper posted:

wait was it you that sent me that stuff i thought that was dunkman

yes

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:56

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Beast of Bourbon posted:

yes

owns

idk why i thought it was dunkman lmao

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:58

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

Pumpy Dumper posted:

wait was it you that sent me that stuff i thought that was dunkman

but there was 2 animes and a RAT 9 wireless mouse and shorts that say SWOLE on the booty

didnt u get that pink jerk, clean, snatch shirt at some point

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:58

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

Pumpy Dumper posted:

owns

idk why i thought it was dunkman lmao

it was

# ? Oct 10, 2014 18:59

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

pointers posted:

didnt u get that pink jerk, clean, snatch shirt at some point

that was from deviant in 2012

i still have it

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:00

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Pumpy Dumper posted:

that was from deviant in 2012

i still have it

Send it back, he'll need it when he's homeless

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:02

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

everyone who sent their info to the op is going to get a box of live spiders lol

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:07

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Bloody posted:

oh are we deciding this isnt a legitimate secret santa thread

have i shared a shipping address with a stranger

it's okay bloody you will not be alone when it happens

atomicthumbs posted:

everyone who sent their info to the op is going to get a box of live spiders lol

better than a letter bomb i guess

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:35

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

or a yostop mk.2

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:35

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

A Pinball Wizard posted:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:42

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

haha

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:44

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

lotta hate towards the op itt

hope my fake name and proxy address will be safe

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:48

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

gotta get that mod stamp of approval op to quell the haters of Christmas, op

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:49

Ericadia: Oct 31, 2007; Not A Unicorn

i trust the op :buddy:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:55

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

drat can't believe it's been five pages. i don't think a mod will just assume that this is a fishy thread (if it is), so maybe we need to show em? but then again i'm sure rotor would do the needful which will probably be anytime now

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:57

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Notorious QIG posted:

pumpkin spice latte and ugg boots

lol someone is def getting uggs this year

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

drat can't believe it's been five pages. i don't think a mod will just assume that this is a fishy thread (if it is), so maybe we need to show em? but then again i'm sure rotor would do the needful which will probably be anytime now

the suspense is killing you

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:08

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

luckily i didin't send my info to op

he is a bad peson who is bad at video gams

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:10

teen bear: Feb 19, 2006

I didn't either but only because I don't know my own address and was too lazy to look it up

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:20

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

hosed up if true, OP, hosed up if true

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:24

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

or a yostop mk.2

i'm working on it!!!

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:24

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

atomicthumbs posted:

i'm working on it!!!

same

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:31

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Ericadia posted:

lmao link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qiq8e65TUs

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:34

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the suspense is killing you

correct

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:40

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Adult Sword Owner posted:

Well I sent my poo poo to him so I'll either get utterly trolled or entered into this properly

E: I'm so screwed and will be opening all packages outside the building from now on

lol

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:42

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

drat can't believe it's been five pages. i don't think a mod will just assume that this is a fishy thread (if it is), so maybe we need to show em? but then again i'm sure rotor would do the needful which will probably be anytime now

lol

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:42

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qiq8e65TUs

haha. iirc it was only $100 shipped

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:43

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

idk where it is at the moment. It was last in the kids playroom

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:44

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

not posting cause tori knows whats up

waiting for a mod to post the thread before sending personal information to maggot man

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:45

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

idk where it is at the moment. It was last in the kids playroom

maybe they got bored of your christmas gift and threw it off a cliff

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:45

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

the swamp is more likely

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:46

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

i hope maggot man is my santee because i have a very special gift for him.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:47

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

So, anyway, has anybody reported this fishing thread yet?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:47

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qiq8e65TUs

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:49

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

So, anyway, has anybody reported this fishing thread yet?

i haven't, so probably not

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:54

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