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Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.

mrg220t posted:

Please return to the US and seek proper medical help.

I dunno, if he's happy in SEA let the good times roll on. You're expected to be weird as a falang. Shine on, crazy diamond.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Math Debater will someday start suffocating young men for sexual gratification and there's nothing anyone on these forums can do about it. Just sit back and enjoy the show -- telling him to get medical help or whatever is pointless. Let's all just hope he focuses on Israeli backpackers.

Pixelante posted:

I dunno, if he's happy in SEA let the good times roll on. You're expected to be weird as a falang. Shine on, crazy diamond.

Yeah but to actually be weird is another thing altogether.

raton fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Oct 10, 2014

PennoyerNeff
Mar 29, 2003

Gooey, gooey, gooey . . . DUCK!

Sheep-Goats posted:

Math Debater will someday start suffocating young men for sexual gratification
If I remember goon pics correctly, it's the other way around.

PennoyerNeff fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Oct 10, 2014

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
At long last there is a gif for the needs of working farang in Thailand.

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008

Negligent posted:

Riding a bicycle in Thai cities: suicide or not?

I was a cycle commuter for a year in a town of ~100k. Totally awesome and doable but hot as hell.

Edit: Also, Math Debater, well trolled. Did no one look at his posting history?

Math Debater posted:

As a white guy living in the U.S. who has benefited throughout his entire life by the pervasive racism in American society, i think it would be totally reasonable and understandable for black people living in the U.S. to hate me and to want to inflict harm upon me just for being a white guy living in the U.S. So if i ever get beaten up by black people, i will sympathize with my attackers and i will wish them well and i will not fight back or seek to press charges.

MothraAttack fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Oct 10, 2014

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Sheep-Goats posted:

At long last there is a gif for the needs of working farang in Thailand.

Where the Hell is that from?

EDIT: There's a thread slagging off backpackers in REP and this made me legit laugh:

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Oct 11, 2014

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Mei ruuuuu

What's REP?

E: No don't

raton fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 11, 2014

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?

Shnicker posted:

I haven't even done much, mostly sat around by the river drinking some Angkors and eating some awesome food.

This is basically how I spend my time every time I go to Kampot/Kep.

Math Debater posted:

Edit: Though it does make me feel kinda sad to realize that the shopping malls in Cambodia probably aren't as mindblowingly mondo as the ones here in Thailand!

Are you coming to Phnom Penh? Aeon mall is the only one that comes close to the malls in Thailand. We do have some pretty cool markets though, if you're interested in those.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Finch!, looks like the Scot was exactly the kind of twat you described him as:

http://www.andrew-drummond.com/2014/10/sean-mcanna-breaks-his-silence-on-koh.html

Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

[ ] Whaleshark

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ReindeerF posted:

Finch!, looks like the Scot was exactly the kind of twat you described him as:

http://www.andrew-drummond.com/2014/10/sean-mcanna-breaks-his-silence-on-koh.html

The guy is a complete oval office but he's not the worst thing that happened after the fact: the Burmese dudes who were arrested are almost certainly innocent :(

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
That goes without saying.

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working
My French friend who lived on Koh Tao says she recognized one of the two Burmese guys as a barman somewhere and she's sure he didn't do it, of course. This is pretty hosed up.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

What's the story with that guy? The article just reads like a drunken rant.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Jeoh posted:

What's the story with that guy? The article just reads like a drunken rant.

Yea he's a drunken idiot low education twat basically

Ted Ed Fred
May 4, 2004

fuck this band

Jeoh posted:

What's the story with that guy? The article just reads like a drunken rant.

As far as I understand it, he's just some guy that's been around on Koh Tao for some time. When the murder happened he posted stuff on social media claiming to know who the killers were, then fled the island saying he was being threatened by the Thai mafia. He was then harassed by the press for more details.

I think it then turns out, that he doesn't know anything about any of it and is just a massive attention seeking turd stain.

There are a few other posters that understand the story a bit better than I do so hopefully they can elaborate.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I used to think that the Burmese staff shifted around so much because they would go home to visit family. Turns out that every time a major crime is committed on your island you have to move to a different one and change your name so you don't end up losing the musical chairs prison game.

I wonder if there's a formal rotation?

Barfolemew
Dec 5, 2011

Non Serviam
Sean is a weirdo. I met him the day before he fled. He was drinking at the Banyan bar and the impression i got that he was not really scared.

And yeah, loving loves attention.

Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

[ ] Whaleshark

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Ted Ed Fred posted:

As far as I understand it, he's just some guy that's been around on Koh Tao for some time. When the murder happened he posted stuff on social media claiming to know who the killers were, then fled the island saying he was being threatened by the Thai mafia. He was then harassed by the press for more details.

I think it then turns out, that he doesn't know anything about any of it and is just a massive attention seeking turd stain.

There are a few other posters that understand the story a bit better than I do so hopefully they can elaborate.

I think he exaggerates the amount of time he's spent on Koh Tao - it's a few months at most. He's just an attention seeking drunk, and probably left because nobody liked him rather than his grossly exaggerated claims of his life being in danger.

My understanding is that he "fled" to Koh Lipe.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

I'm going to Vientiane for a visa run. Could you recommend any fun tourist activities to do in one or two days? Please, don't say whores again.

Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.
SE Asia Travel Thread: Could you recommend any fun tourist activities to do in one or two days? Please, don't say whores again.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Well you could always find a non-prostitute to have sex with

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Squalid posted:

I'm going to Vientiane for a visa run. Could you recommend any fun tourist activities to do in one or two days? Please, don't say whores again.

Drinking and gambling?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Laos has fairly strict laws about going home with someone who isn't your wife

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008

Squalid posted:

I'm going to Vientiane for a visa run. Could you recommend any fun tourist activities to do in one or two days? Please, don't say whores again.

Eat whatever you want and chat with backpackers. It's like being at home, except you won't see them again.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Negligent posted:

Laos has fairly strict laws about going home with someone who isn't your wife
The area around Riverside is a laissez faire zone, but otherwise, yeah. A friend of mine is married to a legit normal Laos woman and the only place they could safely cohabit prior to marriage in Laos was in a hotel around there, heh.

As for stuff to do, Vientiane is a bore. Here's one thing not to do: Don't go to the casino by van that's like an hour away. I did that to be funny once and the descriptions are funny, but the experience is just sad.

LosMein
Feb 15, 2006

Tytan posted:

This is basically how I spend my time every time I go to Kampot/Kep.


Are you coming to Phnom Penh? Aeon mall is the only one that comes close to the malls in Thailand. We do have some pretty cool markets though, if you're interested in those.

I'm heading to phnom penh tomorrow... will be there 3 nights. I'm booked at the tea house hotel near the palace. Any suggestions on what to do? For the record I have no intrtest in seeing any more skulls. Seems like it'll be quite different from the past week here in Kampot.

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?
Yeah it's a definite change of pace. Phnom Penh has a fantastic eating/drinking scene so I suggest taking full advantage of that. Most places are within a few blocks of the riverside so it's pretty easy to get around. The riverside street itself is pretty touristy and can be kinda meh, but an afternoon beer at the FCC is nice. The variety is pretty huge for a small city so happy to give you some more specific recommendations if you let me know what you're into. Or let me know if you wanna grab dinner one night even, I work during the week but am usually free in the evenings.

Other than that, just go and explore the city, have a wander around some of the markets etc. Or if you want something a bit more structured, there are architecture tours you can take which let you see a few of the less well-known sights.

EDIT: And just cos I know Reindeer will suggest it - Go to zeppelin bar late night, order a beer and some dumplings, and try to get the DJ to smile.

Tytan fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Oct 12, 2014

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
loving stealing my gimmick!

EDIT: You forgot the part where you request Mother by Danzig.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Learn how to tell some Thai jokes:

http://rikker.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/jokes?m=1

I remember actually being told the Yamaha joke in 4.

raton fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Oct 13, 2014

LosMein
Feb 15, 2006

Tytan posted:

Yeah it's a definite change of pace. Phnom Penh has a fantastic eating/drinking scene so I suggest taking full advantage of that. Most places are within a few blocks of the riverside so it's pretty easy to get around. The riverside street itself is pretty touristy and can be kinda meh, but an afternoon beer at the FCC is nice. The variety is pretty huge for a small city so happy to give you some more specific recommendations if you let me know what you're into. Or let me know if you wanna grab dinner one night even, I work during the week but am usually free in the evenings.

Other than that, just go and explore the city, have a wander around some of the markets etc. Or if you want something a bit more structured, there are architecture tours you can take which let you see a few of the less well-known sights.

EDIT: And just cos I know Reindeer will suggest it - Go to zeppelin bar late night, order a beer and some dumplings, and try to get the DJ to smile.

That sounds great. I sent you a PM with my number.

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?
Weird, I didn't receive anything, but I've messaged you my number anyway.

Ted Ed Fred
May 4, 2004

fuck this band
Come to SE Asia, adopt a leech :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Great googly moogly.

Ted Ed Fred
May 4, 2004

fuck this band

ReindeerF posted:

Great googly moogly.

Turns out Duckmaster is a girl.

lumbergill
Sep 5, 2012
Ask me about pro wrestling on roller skates!
Hi! I know this thread is mostly long-term travel in SE Asia, but I was hoping to get some tips for a shorter trip. I'm visiting Hong Kong for work in January, and am looking for suggestions for a 5ish-day side-trip before I arrive in Hong Kong. My loose criteria are:

- Relatively quick to get to from Hong Kong (up to say 8 hours, ideally less) so I'm not spending the whole time on a bus/plane.
- More interested in mountains, temples and history than beaches, big cities and nightclubs.
- I have a peanut allergy (peanut oil isn't a problem, luckily). I'm therefore leery of going anywhere TOO far off the beaten track in countries where peanuts are prevalent, both in terms of ability to find nut-free food, and proximity to a hospital in case I mess up. Somewhere where the cuisine doesn't rely heavily on peanuts would be awesome, although not a deal breaker.
- Not Japan (it's the only place in SE Asia that I've already been to, and I'd like to try somewhere new).

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

lumbergill posted:

Hi! I know this thread is mostly long-term travel in SE Asia, but I was hoping to get some tips for a shorter trip. I'm visiting Hong Kong for work in January, and am looking for suggestions for a 5ish-day side-trip before I arrive in Hong Kong. My loose criteria are:

- Relatively quick to get to from Hong Kong (up to say 8 hours, ideally less) so I'm not spending the whole time on a bus/plane.
- More interested in mountains, temples and history than beaches, big cities and nightclubs.
- I have a peanut allergy (peanut oil isn't a problem, luckily). I'm therefore leery of going anywhere TOO far off the beaten track in countries where peanuts are prevalent, both in terms of ability to find nut-free food, and proximity to a hospital in case I mess up. Somewhere where the cuisine doesn't rely heavily on peanuts would be awesome, although not a deal breaker.
- Not Japan (it's the only place in SE Asia that I've already been to, and I'd like to try somewhere new).

This is for any kind of travel, so don't worry. Your loose criteria could cover every country in the OP and then some, though.

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

lumbergill posted:

Hi! I know this thread is mostly long-term travel in SE Asia, but I was hoping to get some tips for a shorter trip. I'm visiting Hong Kong for work in January, and am looking for suggestions for a 5ish-day side-trip before I arrive in Hong Kong. My loose criteria are:

- Relatively quick to get to from Hong Kong (up to say 8 hours, ideally less) so I'm not spending the whole time on a bus/plane.
- More interested in mountains, temples and history than beaches, big cities and nightclubs.
- I have a peanut allergy (peanut oil isn't a problem, luckily). I'm therefore leery of going anywhere TOO far off the beaten track in countries where peanuts are prevalent, both in terms of ability to find nut-free food, and proximity to a hospital in case I mess up. Somewhere where the cuisine doesn't rely heavily on peanuts would be awesome, although not a deal breaker.
- Not Japan (it's the only place in SE Asia that I've already been to, and I'd like to try somewhere new).

Taiwan would be my recommendation but learn how to say peanuts can kill me in the local language of wherever you decide to go because it's a pretty normal part of most SE asian cuisine.

lumbergill
Sep 5, 2012
Ask me about pro wrestling on roller skates!

Chantilly Say posted:

This is for any kind of travel, so don't worry. Your loose criteria could cover every country in the OP and then some, though.

This is fair. Let me be a little more specific then.

I am interested in temples and mountains, but most of the places I have seen that fit this descriptor involve a fair amount of travel time (I would love to go to Borobodur in Java or to Fenghuang in China, but both of those would be a >8 hour trip from Hong Kong). I am looking for some place accessible via short-ish flight from Hong Kong, where I can quickly escape the big city and visit some ruins, mountains and rural areas. My current top idea is Hanoi, but I was hoping for some more suggestions.

I am also interested to know of any countries in the region, other than Japan and maybe China, that don't use peanuts extensively in their cuisine.

Barfolemew
Dec 5, 2011

Non Serviam

lumbergill posted:

This is fair. Let me be a little more specific then.

I am interested in temples and mountains, but most of the places I have seen that fit this descriptor involve a fair amount of travel time (I would love to go to Borobodur in Java or to Fenghuang in China, but both of those would be a >8 hour trip from Hong Kong). I am looking for some place accessible via short-ish flight from Hong Kong, where I can quickly escape the big city and visit some ruins, mountains and rural areas. My current top idea is Hanoi, but I was hoping for some more suggestions.

I am also interested to know of any countries in the region, other than Japan and maybe China, that don't use peanuts extensively in their cuisine.

Maybe Siam Reap. poo poo ton of temples and i think there is direct flights from Hong Kong. Easily there is enough to do/see for a few days. The temples themselves takes 2/3 days.

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Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

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lumbergill posted:

Hi! I know this thread is mostly long-term travel in SE Asia, but I was hoping to get some tips for a shorter trip. I'm visiting Hong Kong for work in January, and am looking for suggestions for a 5ish-day side-trip before I arrive in Hong Kong. My loose criteria are:

- Relatively quick to get to from Hong Kong (up to say 8 hours, ideally less) so I'm not spending the whole time on a bus/plane.
- More interested in mountains, temples and history than beaches, big cities and nightclubs.
- I have a peanut allergy (peanut oil isn't a problem, luckily). I'm therefore leery of going anywhere TOO far off the beaten track in countries where peanuts are prevalent, both in terms of ability to find nut-free food, and proximity to a hospital in case I mess up. Somewhere where the cuisine doesn't rely heavily on peanuts would be awesome, although not a deal breaker.
- Not Japan (it's the only place in SE Asia that I've already been to, and I'd like to try somewhere new).

Another vote for Taiwan but if you're looking for something less Chinese, perhaps Chiang Mai and Pai are good options. They're in North Western Thailand and are easy to get to from anywhere in Asia.

Another option is Sukhothai: there are two historic sites nearby that are worth a day each. Kind of like Siam Reap lite, and a hell of a lot more relaxed.

Also consider Kuching and Kota Kinabalu in Malaysia.

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