The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Spectacle Rock posted:

I found 500 pounds of sugar (in the forest) and I'm going to sell it to the consumer for the low low brain damaged prices of one dollar per pound!

Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar. :j:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.

Heeey, Poppin' Fresh! ... You're supposed to giggle.

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Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Something wrong, Yank?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!

TMMadman posted:

It's pretty big...

I guess.

B...E...

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Crackerman posted:

B...E...

C...U...P...

# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

C...U...P...

I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

I mean S-M-A-R-T.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:54

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.

No, I don't deserve sugar. :smith:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 06:17

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mister Kingdom posted:

You are a wise goon. It is a shame you dress like a Lebanese prostitute.

That's good labne.

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Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

C...U...P...

Oh my lord!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 06:57

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Crackerman posted:

Oh my lord!

Won't somebody please think of the children?

# ? Oct 11, 2014 08:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

No, I don't deserve sugar.

Well, now you don't get any candy. :colbert:

No, that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 08:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

No, I don't deserve sugar.

Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 08:23

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.

Do over Ham, tell TMMadman I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 08:37

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do over Ham, tell TMMadman I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Tell him yourself, you're ignoring After The War, not TMMadman.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 09:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Tell him yourself, you're ignoring After The War, not TMMadman.

Hey, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore After The War? Maybe we should be listening to him now.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 09:21

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore After The War?

Boy do I ever! I still think I'm a chicken!

I'm a chicken, drink mix man!

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Skeesix posted:

Boy do I ever! I still think I'm a chicken!

I'm a chicken, drink mix man!

Look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson! Out of my way!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 15:19

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Martytoof posted:

Look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson! Out of my way!

Look at me, I'm Dick Tracy! Take that Prune Face!

Now I'm Prune Face! Take that Dick Tracy!

Now I'm Prune Tracy!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 15:31

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do over Ham, tell TMMadman I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Butter up that bacon boy.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 19:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

gingerberger posted:

Butter up that bacon boy.

But Gingerberger, my heart hurts!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 19:11

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

gingerberger posted:

Butter up that bacon boy.

And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?

# ? Oct 11, 2014 20:14

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

But Gingerberger, my heart hurts!

You better bacon up that sausage!

# ? Oct 11, 2014 20:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?

That's a load of rich creamery butter.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 21:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Mister Kingdom posted:

But Gingerberger, my heart hurts!

That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 21:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

Are you hugging the TV?

# ? Oct 11, 2014 21:41

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

TMMadman posted:

Are you hugging the TV?

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

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Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

You like shirt?

# ? Oct 11, 2014 22:16

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Are you hugging the TV?

Hey, there's still time. Let's hug it again.

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Mimir: Nov 26, 2012

No TV and no beer make Mimir... something something.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 23:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mimir posted:

... something something.

...then you'll see
You'll avoid chatastrophe!

:doh:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 00:10

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Tell him yourself, you're ignoring After The War, not TMMadman.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore After The War? Maybe we should be listening to him now.

But who would want to ignore me? I'm this thread's Dennis the Menace!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 01:51

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

But who would want to ignore me? I'm this thread's Dennis the Menace!

Helloooooo Mr. ~~Bush~~ ~~Clinton~~ Bush!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mimir posted:

... something something.

The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:34

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

Look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson! Out of my way!

Out of my way, I'm Hitler! :hitler:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 04:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

What the hell is that?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 04:24

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

MondayHotDog posted:

What the hell is that?

Holy smokes! You need booze!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 04:50

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mister Kingdom posted:

But Gingerberger, my heart hurts!

Under "Heart Attacks", you 3, and wrote "none".

# ? Oct 12, 2014 04:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Under "Heart Attacks", you 3, and wrote "none".

It's these new dentures.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:40

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

JethroMcB posted:

Holy smokes! You need booze!

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McB. With a knee for an arm and an arm for a knee.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mira posted:

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McB. With a knee for an arm and an arm for a knee.

Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Helloooooo Mr. ~~Bush~~ ~~Clinton~~ Bush!

Who does he think he is with that slingshot in his back pocket, Dennis the Menace?

_{Mr. Wilson or something.}

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