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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Joke's on you; I have tits, I don't need to get people drunk to rob them blind. Yeah, but doing so makes it morally permissible. Doing it the other way is just wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLDKFjJGorY
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Not sorry bros, I'm into crude jokes and light-humored creepin' but still think jokes about taking advantage of intoxicated guests is loving gross and mad unprofessional. Oh wait, because it is. Continue jerking one another off about which highball is more "manly."
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Oct 11, 2014 00:37
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Not sorry bros, I'm into crude jokes and light-humored creepin' but still think jokes about taking advantage of intoxicated guests is loving gross and mad unprofessional. I guess you're not into crude jokes. It's a joke because it's gross. And bartenders aren't known to be the most professional lot. And who's jerking off who? Because I have yet to get a handy and if I continue drinking someone's gonna have to handle my passed out, limp dingus, so hurry up you prudes.
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Oct 11, 2014 01:57
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Rotten Cookies posted:I guess you're not into crude jokes. It's a joke because it's gross. And bartenders aren't known to be the most professional lot. And who's jerking off who? Because I have yet to get a handy and if I continue drinking someone's gonna have to handle my passed out, limp dingus, so hurry up you prudes. Jokes are funny. Taking advantage of intoxicated customers isn't. gently caress off.
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Oct 11, 2014 02:51
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Rotten Cookies posted:I guess you're not into crude jokes. It's a joke because it's gross. And bartenders aren't known to be the most professional lot. And who's jerking off who? Because I have yet to get a handy and if I continue drinking someone's gonna have to handle my passed out, limp dingus, so hurry up you prudes. I know you've been bartending at Applebee's for a whole ten months now, but some of us treat our professions like real jobs, yknow, because they are. Why aren't I surprised that no one is interested in handling your dick?
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Oct 11, 2014 03:45
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I wish people would step outside their comfort zones on spirits more. Not even comfort zones, just try a different brand for gods sake it's not like I'm foisting a sexual orientation change. Like if someone's having a few gin and tonics I'll recommend something cool like Citadelle or Botanist because holy poo poo one gets are caramelized during fermentation and is so smooth and the other is Scottish and who's ever heard of a Scottish gin am I right? 1-2 dollar markup from rail and they always just eye it with suspicion and "no thanks I'm ok". This gigantic selection behind me, all mostly full. It's depressing.
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Oct 11, 2014 04:00
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Der Luftwaffle posted:I wish people would step outside their comfort zones on spirits more. Not even comfort zones, just try a different brand for gods sake it's not like I'm foisting a sexual orientation change. Like if someone's having a few gin and tonics I'll recommend something cool like Citadelle or Botanist because holy poo poo one gets are caramelized during fermentation and is so smooth and the other is Scottish and who's ever heard of a Scottish gin am I right? 1-2 dollar markup from rail and they always just eye it with suspicion and "no thanks I'm ok". This gigantic selection behind me, all mostly full. It's depressing. Iunno, if I go out to a place and see a huge variety of bottles back behind the bar, I get as excited as I do for Christmas. I try and urge my friends to try different poo poo too when we're out together. A lot of guests at my job are fairly open to trying new things too, if only for one drink. The other people who don't want to try anything else? Eeeehhhh whatever.
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Oct 11, 2014 04:52
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lol at everyone thinking taking a drunk patron home means you did any of the propositioning at all
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Oct 11, 2014 06:24
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mooyashi posted:lol at everyone thinking taking a drunk patron home means you did any of the propositioning at all this, though it made me pretty uncomfortable the few times it happened. Oh yeah sure, just lemme wipe down the bar at 2:30 and I'll be totally up for more than having a beer and passing out.
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Oct 11, 2014 06:30
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JawKnee posted:this, though it made me pretty uncomfortable the few times it happened. Oh yeah sure, just lemme wipe down the bar at 2:30 and I'll be totally up for more than having a beer and passing out. Emptyin this so limp
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Oct 11, 2014 07:10
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Not sorry bros, I'm into crude jokes and light-humored creepin' but still think jokes about taking advantage of intoxicated guests is loving gross and mad unprofessional. I really have no horse in this race, I was just making light of what was honestly an off-hand remark. Don't know why you've got such a hair up your rear end. mooyashi posted:lol at everyone thinking taking a drunk patron home means you did any of the propositioning at all Let me tell you about the creepshow that works at my place. No, it's not me.
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Oct 11, 2014 12:23
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I think my favorite part of this whole ordeal is that in my years of bartending, I never took a customer home, and I sure as poo poo never got a girl intoxicated with that intent. But hey, this is a super serious thread about career bartending, no more jokes allowed.
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Oct 11, 2014 16:24
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But I have tits.
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Oct 11, 2014 21:57
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Shooting Blanks posted:I think my favorite part of this whole ordeal is that in my years of bartending, I never took a customer home, and I sure as poo poo never got a girl intoxicated with that intent. But hey, this is a super serious thread about career bartending, no more jokes allowed. Rape isn't a joke, dickhead.
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Oct 12, 2014 02:19
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Is there someone in this thread about bartending who hasn't had completely shitfaced, consensual sex?
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Oct 12, 2014 02:42
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SeekOtherCandidate posted:Rape isn't a joke, dickhead. George Carlin would disagree and he was funnier than everyone than everyone in this thread put together.
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Oct 12, 2014 05:02
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SeekOtherCandidate posted:Rape isn't a joke, dickhead. Something Awful isn't Tumblr. Jokes are allowed here, even bad taste rape jokes. Not that the post in question was either in bad taste or about rape. It was a joke though. Shooting Blanks posted:George Carlin would disagree and he was funnier than everyone than everyone in this thread put together. Also statistically nine out of ten people actually enjoy gang rape, so the facts are on our side. raton fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Oct 12, 2014 06:24
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Seriously though if you're headed home from the bar and you come across someone whose been raped the first thing to do is to stop and think because you've obviously been going in circles. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 12, 2014 06:36
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Really though rape is never a joke nor something to be taken lightly. Unless a clown or a hot air balloon is involved. Or both.
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Oct 12, 2014 06:42
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Ha ha ha, gently caress you, get out.
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Oct 12, 2014 14:35
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What the gently caress, thread
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nrr posted:What the gently caress, thread This thread is now G-rated. Jokes aren't allowed, and please refrain from cursing lest you upset someone.
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Oct 12, 2014 16:15
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Jesus, trigger warning??!
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Oct 12, 2014 16:58
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So, I came here for tips on making drinks. And the rape jokes. Mainly the rape jokes though.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:00
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Shooting Blanks posted:This thread is now G-rated. Jokes aren't allowed, and please refrain from cursing lest you upset someone. You know, call me crazy but when you feel the need to vehemently defend your god given right to make rape jokes, maybe it's time to step back and reevaluate things for a second.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:03
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You know, after reading a few more recent posts here, especially nrr's, I've decided that I'm fine with just the one thing I know how to make; Jack and Roofies.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:04
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nrr posted:You know, call me crazy but when you feel the need to vehemently defend your god given right to make rape jokes, maybe it's time to step back and reevaluate things for a second. I don't particularly care about defending my right to free speech, I just think it's funny that other people believe they should be the arbiter of what is and is not an acceptable topic for making a joke about. I won't even defend the joke as being particularly funny - it wasn't. But hey, let's come to a consensus about what we can and can't joke about, that'll be a blast.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:11
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If a dude and his ginger lady come up and ask for a shot, is it acceptable to suggest a red-headed slut?
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Oct 12, 2014 17:16
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lmao free speech. oh man I'm fuckin dying over here
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Oct 12, 2014 17:17
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Rotten Cookies posted:If a dude and his ginger lady come up and ask for a shot, is it acceptable to suggest a red-headed slut? No because gingers have no souls. Gender doesn't matter in that one.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:17
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only if it's a dirty one
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Can u guys believe that thanks to the free speech haters running rampant in this country, I can't even say 'friend of the family' anymore? like, does anyone even have any rights anymore?!
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You're the one that brought up rights, dude, I already said I don't really care about that argument. But good job beating that dead horse.
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Oct 12, 2014 17:22
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we can't say that in Canada anyway wish they hadn't axed section 13 tho
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</maxderail> Walked into a bar last night with a couple buddies and it was decently busy. We sit down at the few open stools left at bar, we order our first round, and we're served. Then, nothing. No asking for payment, no asking about a credit card to open a tab, just a nod and a quick chat about one of the beers my buddy ordered. We finish that round and order a second and we're still running on a good-faith tab. I make mention of this to the bartender, and thank him for the courtesy. He says as he hands over our check, "You guys weren't going anywhere. I knew that." I mean, so did I, but it still feels very courteous to be treated as such. I used to extend this courtesy to a veeeeery select few people/regulars (maybe 5% of the overall customers we ever had) at my last gig, and was only burned on it once by some people I had just met. It was enough to make me stop doing it almost entirely for a few months. Do any of you extend this courtesy still, and if so, by what standards? Or do you live by the hard and fast rules of tabs with cards / cash on the spot?
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FaceEater posted:Do any of you extend this courtesy still, and if so, by what standards? Or do you live by the hard and fast rules of tabs with cards / cash on the spot?
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I used to extend that courtesy if my boss wouldn't become apoplectic if there was a walkout. That's one of those decisions usually made by management that the bartender pretends is his, like comped drinks, when it goes his way. Just do what your bar's policy is there.nrr posted:You know, call me crazy but when you feel the need to vehemently defend your god given right to make rape jokes, maybe it's time to step back and reevaluate things for a second. I just don't want ninny boring GBS to return. The golden days of this forum were before that happened and now they have a chance to come back. Contributing to the thread OR comedy should always be allowed, and there should be enough slack that good faith attempts that don't get there aren't punished (except in FYAD). raton fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Oct 12, 2014 19:26
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No one is punishing you, we are telling you you're not loving funny and you should shut the gently caress up about rape.
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I extend that courtesy to people sitting at the bar who are obviously settling in for a while or people that I know. I've had maybe 3 walk outs in 8 years bartending and 14 in the service industry. When they happened, we shrugged and said "oh well, cost of buasiness." and comped them out. And yeah, the joke was gross/not funny, I'm not some tumblr SJW but found it distasteful as a woman and a professional. Get over yourself, no one is trampling on YER RIGHGGGHTS
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Babbys, why don't you tell more jokes about robbing people blind because you have tits, that's a much funnier and more acceptable joke because *~feminism~*
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