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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Nissir posted:

Has the local Dunkin' Donuts franchise owner retired to the Bahamas yet?

Any guess on the total cost of this manhunt? I am betting 8 million.

stop dude, lol, THIS IS SERIOUS!

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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Nissir posted:

Has the local Dunkin' Donuts franchise owner retired to the Bahamas yet?

Any guess on the total cost of this manhunt? I am betting 8 million.

http://www.tnonline.com/2014/sep/30/costs-not-available-manhunt-now-day-18

From Day 18, 29 million earmarked, lol.

Edit: plus the tourism industry is suffering. Lack of hunting kills the season.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
snake: a hind-d on american soil?

otacon: well, technically it is not on american soil since it is a hovering aircraft...

snake: very nice, high-five!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

wait so the cops think he gave himself the taxi driver haircut

the most badass haircut known to man?

they have no chance

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
not!!!!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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BEING
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cancelling Halloween would get me off my fat rear end in protest.
:skeltal:

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

these are fantastic



why would you put a picture of the guys old car in the poster if you already have the car?

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 660 days!)

Cream_Filling posted:

why would you put a picture of the guys old car in the poster if you already have the car?

i think they're selling it actually ACTUAL RECOVERED VEHICLE MINT CONDITION

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i think they're selling it actually ACTUAL RECOVERED VEHICLE MINT CONDITION

it is going to a police auction upstate, and it would be inadvisable to conspicuously market it for its infamy when its already implied with the poster

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
*needs new seat covers

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
'I shat the sheriff.' :allears:






but i did not poop the deputy

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
insane in the memfrein

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Izumi Konata posted:

*needs new seat covers

buy the car and get a box of depends for free

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
wait is the rook diesel? can you tune it to roll coal?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
wind powered rook in the works

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

wind powered rook in the works

Includes these Attachments:

• Armored Deployment Platform (ADP) with integrated video system
• Hydraulic Breaching Ram (HBR) with integrated video system
• Vehicle Extraction Tool (VET)
• Grapple Claw (GC)
• Plus custom 25' x 8' gooseneck trailer with additional 5' dovetail loading ramp,
two 10,000 lb. axles, dual tandem wheels, and tool box.

I bet the cops got bored and are now using it as a claw machine to get skoal/donuts to pass the time.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
geothermal rook is very reliable but completely stationary

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
arpaio's dealer is backordered on solar rooks for 18 months i bet

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!




Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Porky Pig.

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
It's been a hard day's gig, and I'd been working like a pig
It's been a hard day's gig, I should be sleeping like a pig
But when I don't find you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel paid

You know I "work" all day to get you money to buy you Rooks
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to throw me all the books
So why on earth should I moan, cos when I get you alone
You know I feel OK

When I'm in the Rook everything seems to be right
When I'm in the Rook feeling you spotting me bright, bright, yeah

It's been a hard day's gig, and I'd been working like a pig
It's been a hard day's gig, I should be sleeping like a pig
But when I don't find you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel paid owww

So why on earth should I find snipers, cos when I find his diapers,
You know I feel OK

When I'm in the forest everything seems to be right
When I'm in the forest seeings of you flash banging me bright, bright, yeah!

It's been a hard day's gig, and I'd been working like a pig
It's been a hard day's gig, I should be sleeping like a pig
But when I don't find you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel paid
You know I feel paid
You know I feel paid




PYF Reworking of Beatles Songs Into Diaper Sniper Tributes

The North Tower fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Oct 11, 2014

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
did anyone ever post about how that "The Rook" thing is an overpriced armored skid loader with a big riot shield mounted on it



PURE RESPONSIVE FORCE *trundles towards hostage situation at 1.5 mph*

edit: apparently the answer to my question is "yes". Thanks for listening

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Oct 11, 2014

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
Hold on Diaper, Diaper hold on
It's gonna be alright
You gonna win the flight

Hold on Sniper, Sniper hold on
It's gonna mean a lot
You gonna make the shot

When you're by yourself
And there's no-one else
You just tell yourself
To
A-ramble on, and now's the time, the time is now
Sing my song, I'm goin' 'round the county, I gotta find my bounty
On my way, I've been this way three weeks to the day
Pay day, gotta find the means to the way

Got no time to for solvin' clues, the time has come to say he's gone
And though our health we ate a thousand donuts
It's time to wander on

A-ramble on, and now's the time, the time is now
Sing my song, I'm goin' 'round the woods





PYF Reworking of Beatles and/or Led Zeppelin Songs Into Diaper Sniper Tributes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

FRINGE posted:

They havent failed, they are just preparing for even greater heroics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbx2wQxqXo

I love how comically fat they look in this video.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

do you think these cops are boning each other out in the woods? debate+discuss

These guys can't find one guy what are the odds they can find each other's assholes?

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Oct 11, 2014

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

atomicthumbs posted:

did anyone ever post about how that "The Rook" thing is an overpriced armored skid loader with a big riot shield mounted on it



PURE RESPONSIVE FORCE *trundles towards hostage situation at 1.5 mph*

edit: apparently the answer to my question is "yes". Thanks for listening

I love the rook because it literally feels like the military industrial complex was struggling to find a project to spend leftover tax money on so they had an intern poo poo something out at 5 minutes to quitting time

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Sexgun Rasputin posted:




this guy is way, way too fat for his body armor


TATER
POLICE

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

uwaeve posted:

TATER
POLICE

lol

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Frien is on the CNNS in 5 minutes again, that pesky frien.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

uwaeve posted:

TATER
POLICE

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


what if they sell the vehicle at an auction and the sniper guy buys it back off them

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

i like this fellow, he actually looks like he's enjoying himself, maybe for the first time in awhile, "man, i feel like real police :unsmith: they said i was just a desk jockey but look at me now with this badass gun i mean weapon weapon"

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Alas Boobylon posted:

i like this fellow, he actually looks like he's enjoying himself, maybe for the first time in awhile, "man, i feel like real police :unsmith: they said i was just a desk jockey but look at me now with this badass gun i mean weapon weapon"

"Now we have that question in the back of our mind -- is he here? Where is he?" Megliola added. "Any time you drive through town, it's not uncommon to see 20 to 40 police cars or a helicopter or two or three flying above."

3 helicopters now.

Maybe he got to take a nice helicopter ride, before strolling through the woods in his ill fitted kevlar.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
So what is the Rook supposed to actually do? I'm looking at it and I can't really fathom what the gently caress it's supposed to be good for unless you just really really need to move some crates around in a warehouse that's also in the middle of a live firefight

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

A Stupid Baby posted:

So what is the Rook supposed to actually do? I'm looking at it and I can't really fathom what the gently caress it's supposed to be good for unless you just really really need to move some crates around in a warehouse that's also in the middle of a live firefight

I'm no expert but from what I can tell it looks like some sort of wealth redistribution device.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

A Stupid Baby posted:

So what is the Rook supposed to actually do? I'm looking at it and I can't really fathom what the gently caress it's supposed to be good for unless you just really really need to move some crates around in a warehouse that's also in the middle of a live firefight

it was designed to deal with a hollywood bank robbers type scenario, though a sniper with an M14 would probably work too and be a lot less expensive. or maybe breaching a wall in a hostage situation, though why you couldnt just give a bulldozer bulletproof glass? :iiaca:

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

A Stupid Baby posted:

So what is the Rook supposed to actually do? I'm looking at it and I can't really fathom what the gently caress it's supposed to be good for unless you just really really need to move some crates around in a warehouse that's also in the middle of a live firefight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhffiiGBD4Q

Stealing cars, roof demolition, uhhh...that's about it?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Alas Boobylon posted:

though why you couldnt just give a bulldozer bulletproof glass? :iiaca:

You start armoring up a bulldozer and the next thing you know it becomes another Killdozer and turns on the cops who created it in righteous furry because the spirit of Killdozer will never let itself be used for evil

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Alright I guess I can see where that would be useful, or at least evertyhing but the Roofstealer™ claw, but what the gently caress is it doing out in the woods? There are no roofs in the woods

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Yaldabaoth posted:

You start armoring up a bulldozer and the next thing you know it becomes another Killdozer and turns on the cops who created it in righteous furry because the spirit of Killdozer will never let itself be used for evil

*ahem*


Sorry, all good things have an evil counterpart. Spock:Evil Spock::killdozer:Jewdozer

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