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A deleted scene from "The Schizoid Man" involved Data's decision to try a beard being horribly timed with the arrival of a delegation from Hipster 8.
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 durrrr look at me I'm a human I need oxygen durrr Fucked-Up Little Dog fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Oct 11, 2014 |
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Oct 11, 2014 18:59
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Aatrek never thought it was too early to go somewhere.
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Wowbagger2004 posted:
"Sorry captain but uhm, accessing????? I'm pretty sure that play was actually written by, you may not have heard of him, loving Christopher Marlow? Yeah, not surprised." e: can page 437 be data in costume page please Hard Clumping fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Oct 11, 2014 |
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Hard Clumping posted:"Sorry captain but uhm, accessing????? I'm pretty sure that play was actually written by, you may not have heard of him, loving Christopher Marlow? Yeah, not surprised." Do you want Masks? Because this is how you get Masks.
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Oct 11, 2014 19:30
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Phy posted:Do you want Masks? Because this is how you get Masks. 
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Oct 11, 2014 19:54
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Wowbagger2004 posted:
I'm talking about this gag to my friend and he says he immediately imagined Data yelling "He shouts qapla like minstrels say mammy" with jazz hands
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Oct 11, 2014 20:10
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A GiS for "data cosplay" reveals like a ton of girl-Datas. You don't get the same thing with Worf or Picard or Riker. I wonder why that is.
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Computer, load holodeck program "Al Jolson" Alpha-3
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Oct 11, 2014 20:46
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Hard Clumping posted:Watch every episode of Voyager. Don't talk in here about how parts of Star Trek are bad please. Also don't talk about any new Star Trek media until I have seen it, thanks.
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Oct 11, 2014 20:51
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Otisburg posted:A GiS for "data cosplay" reveals like a ton of girl-Datas. You don't get the same thing with Worf or Picard or Riker. I wonder why that is. Well, TNG established very early on that you can bang Data. The rest of the explanation should be obvious.
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Soong thought ahead and, along with a comprehensive database on human/turian relations, had a Sqweel installed in Data's skull.
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Data didn't need much convincing to get banged by Tasha Yar. How do you think he views sexual relations? As just a thing people do? Do you think it would be difficult to convince Data to have sex with you? Do you think it would matter if it was a man or not? These are the questions I am yearning to know the answers to. For... a friend.
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Data didn't need much convincing to get banged by Tasha Yar. How do you think he views sexual relations? As just a thing people do? Do you think it would be difficult to convince Data to have sex with you? Do you think it would matter if it was a man or not? Given that he treated his relationship with Lt. Jenna D'Sora as basically a curiosity and science project he would probably entertain a "same sex" coupling as an additional experimental trial.
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Geordi kept secretly loving Data then erasing Data's memory.
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Sash! posted:Geordi kept secretly loving Data then erasing Data's memory. That is super gross. They were friends.
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It's also super plausible. Geordi was the gooniest motherfucker on that ship.
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syscall girl posted:That is super gross. "Computer, copy personality file Leah Brahms into Data's memory and also replicate a wig, program Geordi 849." --A thing probably said by Geordi
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Oct 12, 2014 05:58
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Dude why come on man he has the holodeck
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Real talk though, can you imagine the poor guy who had to cleanup the holodeck after Riker?
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Real talk though, can you imagine the poor guy who had to cleanup the holodeck after Riker?
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Seems easier to just get O'Brien to do it.
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Oct 12, 2014 06:17
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Allow me to quote the Sisko: its REEEEEEAAAAAALLL
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The ship can clean itself! Well, good for the bloody ship! Why the gently caress was the transporter pad covered with hay when they beamed up? That sort of thing doesn't usually happen. Here's your problem. someone set this thing to "folksy"
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Oct 12, 2014 06:29
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Trent posted:Here's your problem. someone set this thing to "folksy" 
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Between Riker, Geordi, and Wesley, those poor holodeck characters must have needed daily therapy sessions.
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Trent posted:The ship can clean itself! Lest we forget there was a front page. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
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syscall girl posted:Lest we forget there was a front page. quote:Commander Riker once used Captain Picard's mouth as a toilet during one of his bathroom visits to the holodeck! Star Trek: Pooping into Picard's mouth forever
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Mass Effect crossover: Damar and Hanar drinking Kanar
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Watching 11001001; Riker perving out on the holodeck to Minuet is cringey. That's a hologram, Will! A hologram!
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Nessus posted:I just assumed the holodeck was self-cleaning. I mean obviously you could just holo-up some kind of future roomba. Or heat the entire thing like a self-cleaning oven, that's probably safer. Whenever the holodeck's gone crazy, they always use the excuse that they can't just shut it down because it would destroy anything and anyone still in there to end the program. I figure that's a deliberate feature - sure, it means they lose the occasional crewman, but let's face it, it's better for everyone to just vaporise anything left in the holodeck once the program ends.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Real talk though, can you imagine the poor guy who had to cleanup the holodeck after Riker? "Computer - EJECT HOLODECK! EJECT! EJECT!" KA-BOOM!
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Haha man look how pink that is. Jesus. Too bad our convicted pedophile is gone, I'm sure he'd've had a colour-corrected version of that exact frame in 4K.
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How much you want to bet he is reading this thread?
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Real talk though, can you imagine the poor guy who had to cleanup the holodeck after Riker?
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betaraywil posted:Oh god that last part of season three. It was so evocative. It brought to mind all in my life that is irretrievably lost to the past. Yeah, I get that. I remember getting made redundant from my job the same day the finale aired. Talk about a double gut-punch. Season 4 Farscape isn't by any means a BSG-scale trainwreck, but I've always felt the direction they took towards the end was disappointing. I think the main issue was the Skarrens were never interesting enough to be the central villains, unlike, say, the shamefully underused Nebari. And Servalan McMagictits was a horrible, horrible character.
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"I've studied her...schematics...for years." A thing Geordi actually says to Picard when he says Brahms is coming to the ship
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Baloogan posted:How much you want to bet he is reading this thread? I would bet a speckle-faced Data that he is.
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