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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

A Stupid Baby posted:

Alright I guess I can see where that would be useful, or at least evertyhing but the Roofstealer™ claw, but what the gently caress is it doing out in the woods? There are no roofs in the woods

I guess if he's somehow in a concrete bomb shelter in the woods they could try bounce it off the walls.

I imagine they just scrambled everything they had because gently caress it.

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Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Cream_Filling posted:

*ahem*


Sorry, all good things have an evil counterpart. Spock:Evil Spock::killdozer:Jewdozer

realtalk, that things badass^

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Alas Boobylon posted:

realtalk, that things badass^

palestinian children don't stand a chance :twisted:

Arrowsmith
Feb 6, 2006

SAGANISTA!

Missing its own name and a stylized picture of itself stenciled onto the side.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i think they're selling it actually ACTUAL RECOVERED VEHICLE MINT CONDITION

ERIC FREIN's DEATH JEEP*

*note: Eric Frein is assumed alive and well.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
wherever frein is I hope he has internet access and is laughing his diapered rear end off

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
if poo poo gets too wacky you can stay with me Eric

*plastic sheets crinkle as i pat the space next to me in bed seductively*

PoconoHermit
Oct 25, 2005

Fire in the hole, Internet!
Watch this and discuss it, you shitbirds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2AjZfDR9Y

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

PoconoHermit posted:

Watch this and discuss it, you shitbirds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2AjZfDR9Y

Diapers vs Fat guys in body armor that doesn't fit them.

He definitely won by style.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
and then, completely out of the blue, almost a reverse stroke, i remember this

http://www.silvergames.com/chocolate-rambo

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
will there ever be a time when a person in a position of authority tells the cops that it's time to stop dicking around in the woods and get back to work? and who the hell is policing towns in the meantime?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Satay snapes, dippy doopeer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wouldn't he just be making GBS threads in the woods now? Surely he didn't pack that many diapers.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Affe mk2 posted:

will there ever be a time when a person in a position of authority tells the cops that it's time to stop dicking around in the woods and get back to work? and who the hell is policing towns in the meantime?

nobody that's why they cancelled halloween and put a curfew on and poo poo

diapy snipey shut down a whole loving county lmao

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

redshirt posted:

Wouldn't he just be making GBS threads in the woods now? Surely he didn't pack that many diapers.


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that's why they cancelled halloween

It must smell really bad around town if they're cancelling Halloween.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

sorry for seriouspost but guys they confirmed the diaper wasnt his but we can still call him diaper sniper ok. dont want you gentle folks to labor under the illusion he's literally a diap-snipe.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

fyodor posted:

sorry for seriouspost but guys they confirmed the diaper wasnt his but we can still call him diaper sniper ok. dont want you gentle folks to labor under the illusion he's literally a diap-snipe.

actually some of the adult diapers were unable to be tested conclusively you can draw your own conclusions from this but i choose to believe

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Um if they're not his who is leaving poopy adult diapers all over the woods? The cops? :tinfoil:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

forest babies

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Does this bumfuck town not have heat-sensing cameras to find this guy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

fyodor posted:

sorry for seriouspost but guys they confirmed the diaper wasnt his but we can still call him diaper sniper ok. dont want you gentle folks to labor under the illusion he's literally a diap-snipe.

i thought there were unused packs of depends stored next to the ammo they found

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

EugeneJ posted:

Does this bumfuck town not have heat-sensing cameras to find this guy

look at this fool who never seen predator

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
I hope it turns out that they just spent 8 million or whatever taxpayer bucks to find some diaper fetishist's Ramen cache while this dude has been chillin in his mom's attic and sneaking downstairs during the night to sneak food up there

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
eric frein the sniper diaper
the log dawg the one and only crapper trapper ready with excrement that will be to your detriment
the mastermind of the pennsylvania poo coup
the man who can drop a stool while keeping cool, with a bullseye on your brown eye


i said the turd turd turd is the word

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Drunk & Ugly posted:

eric frein the sniper diaper
the log dawg the one and only crapper trapper ready with excrement that will be to your detriment
the mastermind of the pennsylvania poo coup
the man who can drop a stool while keeping cool, with a bullseye on your brown eye


i said the turd turd turd is the word

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Arrowsmith posted:

Missing its own name and a stylized picture of itself stenciled onto the side.

missing a body outline of a dumb US leftist on the front

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Drunk & Ugly posted:

eric frein the sniper diaper
the log dawg the one and only crapper trapper ready with excrement that will be to your detriment
the mastermind of the pennsylvania poo coup
the man who can drop a stool while keeping cool, with a bullseye on your brown eye


i said the turd turd turd is the word

Instantly better than that lovely rap song.

fyodor posted:

sorry for seriouspost but guys they confirmed the diaper wasnt his but we can still call him diaper sniper ok. dont want you gentle folks to labor under the illusion he's literally a diap-snipe.

I want choose to believe :tinfoil:

--

Did you guys already post the "excerpts" from his journal?

https://news.yahoo.com/pennsylvania-police-snipers-journal-shows-true-evil-exists-225342347.html

yahoo posted:

Pennsylvania police say sniper's journal shows 'true evil exists'

:haw:

yahoo posted:

The journal was found about two weeks ago, along with two pipe bombs resembling hand grenades that police say survivalist Eric Frein left at a campsite in the deep woods, possibly as search teams were closing in on him during the manhunt.

Police declined to say on Wednesday why they had waited to disclose the find.

A mystery only the police can solve.

yahoo posted:

"I took a shot at him," reads one of the journal entries. "He dropped ... I was surprised how quick," referring to one of officers shot on Sept. 12. “He was still and quiet after.”

The journal went on to describe the second shooting. "Another cop approached the one I just shot,” it reads. “As he went to kneel, I took a shot at him ... His legs were visible and still.”

...

The journal, which runs over several pages, also described how the getaway quickly became a "disaster" after Frein apparently crashed a Jeep belonging to his parents into a pond as he scrambled to find an escape route as helicopters circled overhead and police set up roadblocks.

“Hearing helos, I just used my marker lights, missed the trail around a run-off pool and drove straight into it. Disaster!”

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.
does that mean his parents are going to get the jeep back?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

you irl posted:

actually some of the adult diapers were unable to be tested conclusively you can draw your own conclusions from this but i choose to believe
One found diapey was a literal baby diapey some cops thought important enough to give to the forensics team.

Another found diapey the forensics team said was too old to say if the diaper sniper actually pooped in it.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

A Stupid Baby posted:

Um if they're not his who is leaving poopy adult diapers all over the woods? The cops? :tinfoil:

The Pope. Everyone knows the Pope shits in the woods. Just like everyone know bears are Catholics.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Missed Connections: Troopers looking for poopers
Me, spilling out of my tiny Class II body armor.
You, with a high-powered rifle that would shred said body armor.
I thought I saw you or, like a pipe bomb trap, I don't know.
Are you even in Penn anymore? Dang.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

you irl posted:

actually some of the adult diapers were unable to be tested conclusively you can draw your own conclusions from this but i choose to believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

TBF I think Diaper Sniper would prefer [video type="youtube"]EAwWPadFsOA[/video

Holy poo poo though I can't believe they're still looking.

If this had been a civilian they'd just shrug into ff and given up 3 minutes into the investigation.

What was the tally at money spent on this last at? 28 Million dollars?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

eric frein is alive and him and i are smoking weed right now

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Yivgev posted:

eric frein is alive and him and i are smoking weed right now

Mods?

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
I love you Diaper Sniper Chan!

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
bitch made, string cheese lookin niggas can't even catch one maniac :cmon:

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i miss chris dorner

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
Ambush suspect could lose advantage as leaves fall

http://news.yahoo.com/ambush-suspect-could-lose-advantage-leaves-fall-145328769.html

loving snitch forest

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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet


New CoD game looking almost real.

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