FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE: THE BROWNS HAVE MURDERED THE STEELERS

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Borsche69: May 8, 2014

football fuckerman posted:

Here's what you guys are all forgetting

- Browns own
- Go browns
- gently caress the Steelers though for real, gently caress Antonio Brown, gently caress their idiot coach, gently caress Troy Polamalu for being an over the hill jackass who can't cover for poo poo, gently caress that lineman who cried like a child because someone touched his leg. gently caress heath miller and the most transparent white-player-liking this side of John Kuhn. gently caress their idiot punter for not holding the ball. When the Steelers gently caress up it feels very good deep inside me
- gently caress the ravens forever until I die, world without end. I want a fun challenging rivalry with the Steelers and I want the ravens to burn to death then have an emergency draft to restock the team then drown to death
- Go Browns

Antonio Brown is loving awesome, dumbass.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:09

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:16

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

football fuckerman posted:

Here's what you guys are all forgetting

- Browns own
- Go browns
- gently caress the Steelers though for real, gently caress Antonio Brown, gently caress their idiot coach, gently caress Troy Polamalu for being an over the hill jackass who can't cover for poo poo, gently caress that lineman who cried like a child because someone touched his leg. gently caress heath miller and the most transparent white-player-liking this side of John Kuhn. gently caress their idiot punter for not holding the ball. When the Steelers gently caress up it feels very good deep inside me
- gently caress the ravens forever until I die, world without end. I want a fun challenging rivalry with the Steelers and I want the ravens to burn to death then have an emergency draft to restock the team then drown to death
- Go Browns

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:09

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

Durr loving this awesome player, who owns.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:10

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Man, Browns fans, I love you guys, but you really need to get over this. Baltimore got way more screwed in losing the Colts than you guys did in losing the Browns and I don't have to put up with Ravens fans getting all pissy every time Indianapolis is brought up.

Do you notice how we (and myself) don't whine about LeBron, The Heat, etc, any more?

Relevancy and not being the punchline to a national joke shuts people the hell up.

When we're talking about the Browns being a consistent playoff team. (whenever the hell they may be.), than it'll be dropped and not talked about again.

Kawalimus posted:

To be fair the success and Superbowl wins probably cooled off Baltimore fans a lot. I bet you'd see a lot more bitterness if we'd been more or less dog poo poo our entire existence and the Colts had Manning, Luck, and a SB win.

But I'd still never fault Indy fans for supporting their team.

There was some terrible, terrible special about the whole ordeal where Baltimore fans met the whole thing with shrugged shoulders, and they interviewed some Baltimore fans about Manning.

"Oh we forgave HIM because he's so much like Johnny U." :allears:

, and there was some implication that this shrew of a women putting a curse on the Colts. She said she only let it go because of Manning....what in the gently caress.

Yet the same type of fan would constantly tell us to shut up and "Get over it" whenever the move was brought up.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:16

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

Antonio Brown is loving cool as poo poo.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:21

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Borsche69 posted:

Antonio Brown is loving cool as poo poo.

*Looks at picture, looks at box score again* :smug:

You know that that kick cost Pittsburgh a touchdown right?

Just checking.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:25

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

MonsterWalk posted:

The Browns won. That rules.

I'm wondering how good Hoyer is because he seems pretty loving good.

Chickens, before they hatch.

I want to see if he can make the playoffs now. (or at least come close).

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:26

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

Flikken posted:

*Looks at picture, looks at box score again*

You know that that kick cost Pittsburgh a touchdown right?

Just checking.

I don't care. Antonio Brown is the best.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:30

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Borsche69 posted:

I don't care. Antonio Brown is the best.

We don't care, this is a Browns thread. He is a member of the Steelers. Therefore we are not obligated to like him.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:32

say no to bats: Aug 15, 2001; Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Borsche69 posted:

Antonio Brown is loving cool as poo poo.

I'm a Cleveland native born to a family of Clevelanders and diehard Browns fans and

That play owned. Its always loving funny to see a kicker or punter get destroyed like that. Nothing was hurt besides Lanning's pride so no big deal.

Of course, its also cool when guys like the Colts kicker catches his own onsides kick and wasn't he the guy who trucked the gently caress out of someone last year then the next day had a random drug test performed on him?

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:33

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

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gently caress you go Browns

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:38

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

say no to bats posted:

I'm a Cleveland native born to a family of Clevelanders and diehard Browns fans and

That play owned. Its always loving funny to see a kicker or punter get destroyed like that. Nothing was hurt besides Lanning's pride so no big deal.

Of course, its also cool when guys like the Colts kicker catches his own onsides kick and wasn't he the guy who trucked the gently caress out of someone last year then the next day had a random drug test performed on him?

Lanning thought it was funny as hell too. All kinds of crazy plays like that are cool. I'm just saying Football Fuckerman is an idiot for saying gently caress Antonio Brown because he's objectively wrong.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:43

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Flikken posted:

*Looks at picture, looks at box score again*

You know that that kick cost Pittsburgh a touchdown right?

Just checking.

They still won that game though so it was a double whammy of winning + the hands down best play of the entire season without anythnig close to competition for it

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:47

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

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gently caress you go Browns

I don't know what this ching chong wing wong poo poo is.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:48

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

The Casino is packed right now full of drunk browns fans who are just giving money away to poker players I have stacked 3 guys in the last hour who couldn't keep their eyes open and barely spoke audible English. gently caress the Steelers!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:52

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Roasted Donut posted:

I don't know what this ching chong wing wong poo poo is.

Latin, motherfucker. Quod loqueris?

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:54

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

This thread got very bad very quickly, much like the Steelers' performance on the football field today against the 3-2 Cleveland Browns.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:57

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Bigass Moth posted:

This thread got very bad very quickly, much like the Steelers' performance on the football field today against the 3-2 Cleveland Browns.

What was the outcome of that game

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:04

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mods please tattoo this op unto my retinas TIA

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:04

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

The 3-2 Cleveland Browns are equivalent in strength to the 3-2 Seattle Seahawks and that's pretty cool I suppose.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:21

Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

FuzzySkinner posted:

Chickens, before they hatch.

I want to see if he can make the playoffs now. (or at least come close).

Playoffs!?!? Don't talk about playoffs! Playoffs? You kiddin' me? Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game. Another game.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:35

Halah: Sep 1, 2003; Maybe just another light that shines

Bigass Moth posted:

This thread got very bad very quickly, much like the Steelers' performance on the football field today against the 3-2 Cleveland Browns.

This guy gets it

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:37

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Prozach posted:

The 3-2 Cleveland Browns are equivalent in strength to the 3-2 Seattle Seahawks and that's pretty cool I suppose.

Actually in a recent poll 100 percent of Browns coaches said the conventional understanding of the events of 9/11 was "most likely" to be correct so therefore the 3-2 Cleveland Browns are better than the 3-2 Seattle Seahawks

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:37

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

The bucs beat the steelers

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:08

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

Cole posted:

The bucs beat the steelers

this isn't hard.

it's not about whether the browns beat a good team or a garbage team.

it's that the steelers lost. if you aren't filled with joy when that happens then there is something wrong with your brain.

honestly i'm happier when the steelers lose than when the ravens win. gently caress the steelers

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:41

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Plus from what I have seen, they were dominated.

That makes it better.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:43

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Roasted Donut posted:

I don't know what this ching chong wing wong poo poo is.

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# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:46

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

So the remaining games for the Browns are:

@ Jaguars (Bortles scares me)
Raiders
Buccaneers
@ Bengals (Has shown signs of being the most complete team in the AFC)
Texans (JJ Watt scares me)
@ Falcons (Scares me)
@ Bills (I get this vibe they'll be and are good)
Colts (Luck scares me)
@ Panthers
@ Ravens (Rivals. Flacco scares me)

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:25

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Okay, so 7-9 isn't so bad I guess.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:31

Pork Chops Aplenty: Jan 11, 2008

Pork Chops Aplenty fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Oct 13, 2014

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:33

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/10/cleveland_browns_center_alex_m_10.html

welp

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:55

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I approve of the Browns

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:56

say no to bats: Aug 15, 2001; Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

This year has been a wild ride so far.

The past two years of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8SsCqpa-Lk

have really made me appreciate a QB with a positive TD to Int ratio.

Like seriously, Weeden played like people used to joke about Joey Harrington in here years and years ago. Some of those interceptions are unreal and that's just a fraction of what he did in his 2 years in Cleveland. Holy gently caress.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 04:57

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

today basically felt like role reversal with the steelers, after years and years of us looking utterly unprepared and them walking all over us

# ? Oct 13, 2014 05:06

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

How in the gently caress does a celebration thread about the coolest thing ever, the Browns poo poo-housing Pittsburgh, end up with a bunch of Browns fans finding a reason to cry?

Like, worse than this dude, who totally has an excuse

Mughe posted:

Steelers are garbage. Why is this even a thread?

gently caress y'all Lorenzo Taliaferro is better than Terrance West and I'm totally not bitter about not getting West. Also Justin Forsett is the best RB in the division and possibly the conference and that's some funny poo poo.

Browns and Bengals, you guys went and hosed everything up by being decent teams, you guys used to be cool. Now you're picking on poor Steelers fans who have been in utter misery for an entire 3 seasons. Mel Mudkiper has it the absolute worst, as he's had to deal with two teams who've gone through a season or two of spectacular failure. And one thing is for drat sure, I'm totally not bitter about the Terrance West thing.

AFC North owns, it's gonna be awesome not liking the rest of the division for once as I'm usually a terrible division rival dude and liked the Browns and Bengals too much. So it's with great pleasure I'm finally going to say gently caress those teams and I'm not bitter about Terrance West.

Ravens, Bengals, Browns all going to the playoffs this year so get the gently caress in (hurry before the Browns and Bengals hastily get bounced the gently caress out)

# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:53

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

okay that was my best attempt at trying to hate the browns and bengals and i just can't do it gently caress the steelers

# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:53

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Sour Diesel posted:

okay that was my best attempt at trying to hate the browns and bengals and i just can't do it gently caress the steelers

There's really no way to brew that hatred anywhere past the games played against each other. We share an immutable bond of gently caress the steelers.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 09:39

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

football fuckerman posted:

Here's what you guys are all forgetting

- Browns own
- Go browns
- gently caress the Steelers though for real, gently caress Antonio Brown, gently caress their idiot coach, gently caress Troy Polamalu for being an over the hill jackass who can't cover for poo poo, gently caress that lineman who cried like a child because someone touched his leg. gently caress heath miller and the most transparent white-player-liking this side of John Kuhn. gently caress their idiot punter for not holding the ball. When the Steelers gently caress up it feels very good deep inside me
- gently caress the ravens forever until I die, world without end. I want a fun challenging rivalry with the Steelers and I want the ravens to burn to death then have an emergency draft to restock the team then drown to death
- Go Browns

Never change, Cleveland sports fans. Never change.

Also: Johnny Manziel sucks and the Browns should trade him to the Jets because that would be funny. The Jets have no one worth even an untested, undersized, douchebag QB, so they'd have to mortgage their future to get him.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:01

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

I love the Manziel hate, he's played literally five snaps how can you tell he sucks at this point?

gently caress Pittsburgh.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:21

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:16

Chalupa Picada: Jan 13, 2009

Go Ravens
Go Browns
Go Bengals
gently caress the Steelers
:toot:

# ? Oct 13, 2014 12:47

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