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Fat Twitter Man posted:Let's talk about the guy who thought a toe hold was when you try to fold your opponent's foot in half, because that was awesome. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386441&pagenumber=86&perpage=40#post411912458 Starts about halfway down, enjoy Edit: Opens to the right spot automatically actually Dangersim fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Dangersim posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386441&pagenumber=86&perpage=40#post411912458 This is gold. Does it ever come out what school civildisobedience is learning at? Memento fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Memento posted:This is gold. Does it ever come out what school civildisobedience is learning at? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E
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The thing with CivilDisobediance is that it seems he does actually train, and is capable of having informed discussion, but then occasionally would come out with the most retarded poo poo and then defend it to the death. Like it wouldn't be as funny if he just had no idea about grappling whatsoever.
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A Wry Smile posted:So how about this? Where 10th planet and the Marcelotine collide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ZQNgG2hNc That guy hit that choke twice in eddie's invitational, it was pretty sick. I recommend watching that whole thing, 145/170 ones, they're both on youtube. The format is much better than Metamoris. Gary Tonon is just nasty.
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this is pretty sweet http://www.mmaleech.com/work-of-art-no-gi-baseball-bat-choke/
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Jerome Louis posted:Yeah, very true. His situation is very tough and I'm glad he has a healthy outlet and it's nice to see the encouragement from other posters. I am a thug online (and apparently IRL) though and sometimes would like to see less mental health stuff and more martial arts stuff. And if that guy were my training partner I would be incredibly nice, considerate, humble and encouraging to him. I had a buddy that started training and I used every dick move in the book on him. I explained that the only way you know you're accepted into the cool kid color belt club is when dudes start jamming elbows into your sternum and hog tying you with your own belt.
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Xguard86 posted:I had a buddy that started training and I used every dick move in the book on him. My first or second day I had a brazilian guy that speak gently caress all for English try some kind of elbow in the sternum/throat thing and was working at it for about a minute when the instructor saw him from across the mat and yelled at him for about thirty seconds in Portuguese to quit that poo poo. I thought it was pretty funny because it sounded like Mr. Elbow Sternum Crusher was trying to tell his black belt friend that the move was somehow allowed.
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Captain Log posted:My first or second day I had a brazilian guy that speak gently caress all for English try some kind of elbow in the sternum/throat thing and was working at it for about a minute when the instructor saw him from across the mat and yelled at him for about thirty seconds in Portuguese to quit that poo poo. I thought it was pretty funny because it sounded like Mr. Elbow Sternum Crusher was trying to tell his black belt friend that the move was somehow allowed. There's lots of poo poo that's technically allowed but is still dickish. A good way to think of it is "If I tried this on a black belt will it work or will it just piss him off and make things a lot worse for myself?"
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Dangersim posted:There's lots of poo poo that's technically allowed but is still dickish. A good way to think of it is "If I tried this on a black belt will it work or will it just piss him off and make things a lot worse for myself?" That's a good way to think about it. It was a lovely enough move that while it hurt like gently caress, it wasn't getting me to tap.
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I wish we could make a pinboard somewhere of where everyone trains. We need a buddy system. For the concrete.
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I'm at Gracie Barra under a guy named Rodrigo Mendes in South Florida, I know Fatherdog's at Ricardo Almeida's in Jersey, don't know about anybody else.
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Gracie Barra here too but I'm not telling you which in case any thugs turn up.
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This one stripe blue belt means my body is a weapon, if you dare face me in the Senior 1 Pena category I will hip bump sweep you onto concrete if it means 2 points.
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Gracie Tampa under Rob Kahn here.
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Oct 12, 2014 13:54
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I train at New York Combat Sambo in Manhattan.
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Octagon in Dallas, TX with Octavio Couto
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trained at Soulcraft in Hamden, CT under Brad Wolfson for a bit, moving to Sacramento in a few weeks though and planning on checking out gyms
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Jerome Louis posted:trained at Soulcraft in Hamden, CT under Brad Wolfson for a bit, moving to Sacramento in a few weeks though and planning on checking out gyms Do you hate shirts? If so, there's a place for you.
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Do you hate shirts? If so, there's a place for you. Are you also less than 5'6" tall?
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I'm a 240 lb goon monstrosity with Mobn-esque calves and I swim w/ shirt on. I will be going nowhere near Ultimate Fitness
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I train at Ruffhouse Jiu Jitsu in Mesa, AZ under Arthur Ruff.
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Jerome Louis posted:I'm a 240 lb goon monstrosity with Mobn-esque calves and I swim w/ shirt on. I will be going nowhere near Ultimate Fitness TAM needs a supperweight.
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I train at a former TLI affiliate. I have never raped or assaulted anyone...
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I'm out until I can put together the funds to get my knee fixed but I got my highest rank from SD Judo, and I've spent the past few years with various BJJ and MMA gyms in the emerald triangle.
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I use to coach in Philly but now I just train under Kurt Osiander in SF at Ralph's.
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I occasionally go to the UFC gym in Concord, CA, and I've seen every UFC and Pride event. So that basically means I am a UFC champion.
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I train under Luis Felipe Ninja Pinto outside of Kansas City in olathe. It's great fun and really weird to have such a seemingly cool club tucked just outside the middle of nowhere.
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Until I moved last month, I trained at Blackline mma in Carlsbad, CA under Jeff Clark. Occasionally Jason Lambert fills in as an assisstant coach.
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I did that shuai jiao tournament today and someone here requested I post my matches, so uh, here ya go. I'm wearing the red belt in each match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oHHhuswQJc There was a pretty big experience gap in my division so I was basically going light and making sure nobody hurt themselves trying to throw me, haha. Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:I occasionally go to the UFC gym in Concord, CA, and I've seen every UFC and Pride event. So that basically means I am a UFC champion. UFC Gym Torrance under Alexandre Novaes.
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Mechafunkzilla posted:I did that shuai jiao tournament today and someone here requested I post my matches, so uh, here ya go. I'm wearing the red belt in each match. There's a huge red table to your left that you could have thugged your opponent into so you really shouldn't consider yourself a competent grappler.
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Mechafunkzilla posted:I did that shuai jiao tournament today and someone here requested I post my matches, so uh, here ya go. I'm wearing the red belt in each match. Was it first to a certain amount of points or whoever was ahead after a certain amount of time?
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eshock posted:Until I moved last month, I trained at Blackline mma in Carlsbad, CA under Jeff Clark. Occasionally Jason Lambert fills in as an assisstant coach. Jason Lambert is actually a pretty cool guy.
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Sprecherscrow posted:Was it first to a certain amount of points or whoever was ahead after a certain amount of time? Technical victory for an 11-point lead (all my matches ended by technical victory in the first round), otherwise it was whoever was leading after two 3-minute rounds, with a third round if it was tied after two. Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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origami posted:There's a huge red table to your left that you could have thugged your opponent into so you really shouldn't consider yourself a competent grappler. Ha, this is like the flipside to that whole discussion. If you enter a competition and find that you're a lot more advanced than your opponents, don't just murder everyone. Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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That looks like a hell of a lot of fun. I like the third fall in the second match; you looked like you were basically done with holding back and just started tossing the dude around. The guy in the third match seemed to have very little consideration for where his elbows where and let them hang out a lot. And in the background of the second match on the left, you can see the reason that I quit stand-up martial arts about eight years ago. I don't like kata and they don't like me. Oh and also, I train with a Will-Machado affiliate in Melbourne, Australia. John Will is a pretty grumpy dude most of the time but he makes sure we're doing it right.
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Why do you start with your hands like you're a waiter holding an extremely expensive bottle of wine?
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Memento posted:That looks like a hell of a lot of fun. I like the third fall in the second match; you looked like you were basically done with holding back and just started tossing the dude around. The guy in the third match seemed to have very little consideration for where his elbows where and let them hang out a lot. Shuai jiao rules really are a lot of fun. The guy in the second match is actually my teammate. He was being way too passive and not working his game, so it was really just a "wake up" kind of thing, letting him know that if he wasn't going make good use the space I was giving him then I wasn't going to give him space. He got the message and you can see that he got much more active with gripfighting and movement for the rest of the match, and he went on to win the rest of his matches and get silver! I was super proud 
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