October Vet Thread: Weed, Booze and Money are the best Antidepressants

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Oh I know what you meant. I stand by my statement.

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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

holocaust bloopers posted:

My school's legal office pitched an idea to the office of adult and veteran affairs about hosting an event to assist vets having items expunged from their record. Well the VA rep replied, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS OFFENSIVE!"

Well the vet organization made up of vet students was like, "That's gonna be really popular tbh."

there are some states that have pro bono orgs dedicated to just this. I can't say I'm a fan of helping someone get a BCD removed if they were a turd (and that wouldn't happen anyway) But it is a little unfair that being administratively separated puts you on worse footing than someone fired from a civilian job for similar conduct issues. Get fired from kinkos and it's not like there's a piece of paper following you around everywhere saying "my previous employer thinks I suck."

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Gone Girl was such a hosed up movie

# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:33

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

In a good way?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:35

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

In a good way?

Unequivocally yes.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:41

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:49

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:56

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Man, that is just the best of two very brutal design worlds

# ? Oct 13, 2014 05:07

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No GAU-8, no deal. :colbert:

# ? Oct 13, 2014 05:58

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Hey lawyer chick. This has to be your new av.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:31

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKk0w6rQh34

# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:02

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

zombie303 posted:

Hey lawyer chick. This has to be your new av.

yeah but I'm too lazy to upgrade. typing numbers is hard.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 12:23

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Happy Indignant White College Students Day!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 15:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Happy Indignant White College Students Day!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 15:39

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

So this is a thing

# ? Oct 13, 2014 15:55

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I'm wearing that shirt right now

# ? Oct 13, 2014 16:06

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Your mom is wearing that shirt right now

wait

# ? Oct 13, 2014 16:14

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Her flip flops, his crippling depression, a perfect match

# ? Oct 13, 2014 16:21

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Zeris posted:

So this is a thing

What's the ratio between combat specialties and technical/support roles? That shirt doesn't seem like much of a deterrent. Needs reflective tape

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:16

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

As someone forced into pseudo-veganism by gastroenterology, I'd like to tell all "moral-vegans" to get hosed with a rusty, aidsy kitchen knife.

Like, legit off yourselves for thinking eating cardboard makes you superior to anything or changes the world.

You did a month-long vegan "challenge" (with foods available to you because your spouse is rich, no less), you feel like you have more energy and are less fatigued through this divine revelation? loving sweet, whatever loving floats your ill-designed shitlord nutshell, go loving drown in the first disturbance of whatever idiotic calm body of water you dreamed up to pretend that your poo poo don't stink.

I'll be over here punching a cow right in the kisser because what the gently caress is it gonna do to stop me from doing so? loving retarded bovine shitheap with the most remote illusion of sentience that you don't want me to sock in the left eye and then throw over slash choke to death before turning it into scrumptious deliciousnes?s

Go fgucking sit on a blender

Seriously..

Not enough love for this post.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:18

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Kawasaki Nun posted:

What's the ratio between combat specialties and technical/support roles? That shirt doesn't seem like much of a deterrent. Needs reflective tape

You're assuming combat specialties are in any way more competent at protecting anyone.

And also assuming they are not crippled by injuries.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:40

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Happy Indignant White College Students Day!

Honestly had to google what holiday people were posting about

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:53

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

I don't give a gently caress what they call the holiday so long as I still get the day off

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:57

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I don't have the day off but it's nice to have a day where buses aren't loving my commute.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

On the topic of vegans AND Columbus day, I would like to share my local vegan restaurant's facebook status today.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 18:11

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Vasudus posted:

I don't give a gently caress what they call the holiday so long as I still get the day off

# ? Oct 13, 2014 18:13

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

Whoever wrote that has their philosophy degree hung up on a wall.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:02

krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

holocaust bloopers posted:

Whoever wrote that has their philosophy degree hung up on a wall.

someone with a philosophy degree would have come to the conclusion that it served the indians right for being on our land before we got here

# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:09

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

There's a food truck called off the rez that makes awesome frybread tacos, I think today makes as good a day as any to go get some.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:09

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Nice. Just got a called today from QTC, the VA had scheduled me some C&P exams after 10 months. Unfortunately they scheduled them more than 2,000 miles away from me. QTC was kind enough to cancel the appointments, but they can't schedule new ones on my side of the country.

Just gotta wait to call the VA tomorrow since today is apparently a holiday.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:47

MancXVI: Feb 14, 2002

Columbus is great. I mean, come on. Gremlins, The Goonies, Home Alone, the list goes on. No wonder he gets his own federal holiday.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:20

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Happy Indignant White College Students Day!

I really love this. Is that an original?

# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:24

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

ActusRhesus posted:

I really love this. Is that an original?

Jesus Christ.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:02

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

at the date posted:

Jesus Christ.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:02

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

zombie303 posted:

Jesus Christus.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:06

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Here we go

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:07

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Typically, after discovering an island and encountering a tribe of Indians new to them, the Spaniards would read aloud (in Spanish) what came to be called the Requirement. Here is one version:

I implore you to recognize the Church as a lady and in the name of the Pope take the King as lord of this land and obey his mandates. If you do not do it, I tell you that with the help of God I will enter powerfully against you all. I will make war everywhere and every way that I can. I will subject you to the yoke and obedience to the Church and to his majesty. I will take your women and children and make them slaves. ...The deaths and injuries that you will receive from here on will be your own fault and not that of his majesty nor of the gentlemen that accompany me.

first historical example of a formal counseling chit or page 11

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ActusRhesus posted:

I really love this. Is that an original?

# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:46

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Christoff posted:

Typically, after discovering an island and encountering a tribe of Indians new to them, the Spaniards would read aloud (in Spanish) what came to be called the Requirement. Here is one version:

I implore you to recognize the Church as a lady and in the name of the Pope take the King as lord of this land and obey his mandates. If you do not do it, I tell you that with the help of God I will enter powerfully against you all. I will make war everywhere and every way that I can. I will subject you to the yoke and obedience to the Church and to his majesty. I will take your women and children and make them slaves. ...The deaths and injuries that you will receive from here on will be your own fault and not that of his majesty nor of the gentlemen that accompany me.

first historical example of a formal counseling chit or page 11

Write this is Arabic and use C-130s & leaflet release containers to scatter it across the Arabian Peninsula

# ? Oct 13, 2014 22:16

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quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

Christoff posted:

Typically, after discovering an island and encountering a tribe of Indians new to them, the Spaniards would read aloud (in Spanish) what came to be called the Requirement. Here is one version:

I implore you to recognize the Church as a lady and in the name of the Pope take the King as lord of this land and obey his mandates. If you do not do it, I tell you that with the help of God I will enter powerfully against you all. I will make war everywhere and every way that I can. I will subject you to the yoke and obedience to the Church and to his majesty. I will take your women and children and make them slaves. ...The deaths and injuries that you will receive from here on will be your own fault and not that of his majesty nor of the gentlemen that accompany me.

first historical example of a formal counseling chit or page 11

christoff, show us on the doll where the chaplain touched you

# ? Oct 13, 2014 22:20

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