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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

This match should have Slater Gator in it.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jhon Cena vs. Samoan Cena

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

It works a lot better as an elimination match

bartok
May 10, 2006




Is Jamie Noble going to be raped by a gorilla?

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Wait. If this is a triple threat match, shouldn't one of the Dusts be in the match too?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
King is doing fanfiction live.

Hotlanta all over Cena!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

This is because WWE doesn't know how to run a triple threat singles match, only a singles match where one guy falls out of the ring occasionally for 5 minutes on a clothesline.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So are the Uso's heels now or something?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Shima Honnou posted:

King is doing fanfiction live.

Hotlanta all over Cena!

you know it

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bard Maddox posted:

dean ambrose is so fat he has to wrestle in a t shirt

He's just paying tribute to Roman.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

same i don't understand it at all

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
straight jacket from the lunatic fringe :v:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

I went to an indie show once where they had a Fatal Fourway with tag rules. The match was pretty good, but those rules just bothered me so much.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Who will win in this contest of people who buried the gently caress out of the Wyatts?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jiro posted:

So are the Uso's heels now or something?

No, the Dusts are supposed to be heels and Usos faces except everyone likes the Dusts more

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Man the Usos have zero heat.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Otto von Ruthless posted:

It works a lot better as an elimination match

Does it? then there's 0 incentive to be in the match until it's down to 2

bartok
May 10, 2006



All tag matches should just adopt lucha rules.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
daen ambrose

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

No, the Dusts are supposed to be heels and Usos faces except everyone likes the Dusts more

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

Man the Usos have zero heat.

no haka no heat

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
It absolutely would make way more sense to have the Wyatts in here on all accounts.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Orton: That motherfucker don't need to be doing dropkicks!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'd like it a lot if these matches had three guys in the ring at the same time because triple threat spots are good and oh boy these matches aren't

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Cardboard Box posted:

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.

uso crazy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

But does he have an unusual penis, Dean?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Easy paycheck for the Dust Bros.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bard Maddox posted:

daen ambrose

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Cardboard Box posted:

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.
Yeah its just the echochamber here where everyone thinks the Usos are bad and heatless

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

LOL MICHAEL COLE: Journalist

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I love you Cody

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

This crowd is dead as gently caress for this

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
WE WANT STARDUST

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

bartok posted:

Easy paycheck for the Dust Bros.

I give Cod-er, Stardust, credit for reacting to everything and doing his bopping up and down anyway.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Cardboard Box posted:

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.

As the crowd chants for Stardust.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I have been watching this match for four minutes and so far I like it very much.

Well, thanks everyone. That's my opinion.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

the crowd wants the match to end, I hear

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Cardboard Box posted:

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.

When I went to Battleground they had a great opener against the Wyatts and everyone loved both teams but as soon as the Usos went for the double frog splash of doom they got Cena level boos

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
TBH I'm quite happy with Stardust just jumping about on the apron gurning. If he stays there all show, I'm okay with it.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"We want Stardust" chants, NICE!

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