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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm going to find a new bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life! Where's my wallet? Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves]
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:55 |
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Do over Ham posted:Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves] Lesbian bar? This isn't my army reunion.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:58 |
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Writer Cath posted:He's talking clown talk. We'll get a new snickering dog! One with an untwistable stomach!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:22 |
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Do over Ham posted:Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves] What was her problem?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:44 |
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She's fine! Oh...
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:02 |
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But dad, I like picking leader beans with grandma!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:04 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:But dad, I like picking leader beans with grandma! This tomato tastes like Grandma.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:17 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:This tomato tastes like Grandma. Mister Kingdom, we're in a bit of a pickle. Goons are crazy about tobacco, but the politicians won't let us sell it to them.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:26 |
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Do over Ham posted:Mister Kingdom, we're in a bit of a pickle. Goons are crazy about tobacco, but the politicians won't let us sell it to them. And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:29 |
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Did you see the way Do over Ham's been looking at Mister Kingdom? Ho ho I think there's something going on there.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:30 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:This tomato tastes like Grandma. Try it. It's like kissing a peanut!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:31 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:39 |
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IMJack posted:I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:49 |
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Mira posted:Did you see the way Do over Ham's been looking at Mister Kingdom? Ho ho I think there's something going on there. Don't look at me. I'm on Sugar Busters.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:53 |
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Do over Ham posted:Don't look at me. I'm on Sugar Busters. Hey, everybody! If you wanna ask Do Over Ham for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up or dying or something!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 04:02 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey, everybody! If you wanna ask Do Over Ham for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up or dying or something! If Do Over Ham has consumed the Sugar Busters, and it's probably he has... he has 24 hours to live. Actually, 22. I'm sorry I kept him waiting so long.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 04:07 |
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MondayHotDog posted:If Do Over Ham has consumed the Sugar Busters, and it's probably he has... he has 24 hours to live.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 04:08 |
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MondayHotDog posted:If Do Over Ham has consumed the Sugar Busters, and it's probably he has... he has 24 hours to live. [MacGyver...MacGyver...MacGyver...] Aunt MondayHotDog has one hour to live!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 04:25 |
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Do over Ham posted:[MacGyver...MacGyver...MacGyver...] If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 04:37 |
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mrfart posted:If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. Mira posted:Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards? I'll drive.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 05:08 |
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mrfart posted:If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 05:17 |
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After The War posted:Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling! Tuck in that shirt! Get those shoes shining! Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 05:38 |
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IMJack posted:Tuck in that shirt! Get those shoes shining! Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers! Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 05:40 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU AND YOUR..... RULES!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 05:47 |
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IMJack posted:Tuck in that shirt! Get those shoes shining! Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers! [Groaning] We're now in the communications room, or the comm room. [Police Radio Chatter] Uh, this is a police radio the single most important piece of equipment in the comm room. As you can see, some of the boys like to put their banana stickers all over it. Uh, there's Chiquita. That's Del Monte. There's a Banan Co. Gorilla's Choice. [All] Hmm. Now, uh, everyone follow me to my chair where I just need to get off of my feet for a few minutes. [Chair Squeaks] [Sighs] Oh, I won't be getting up soon.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 06:20 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name! Hey, where do we get our grenades at?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 06:31 |
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IMJack posted:Hey, where do we get our grenades at? All right, you heard the man. [pulls out a box] One grenade each. [hands them out]
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 06:37 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name! Since you attended public school, I'm gonna assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we're gonna start you with something a little more advanced.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 06:44 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Since you attended public school, I'm gonna assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we're gonna start you with something a little more advanced. Holster, bandoleer, silencer, loudener, speed-cocker... and this is for shooting down police helicopters.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 09:42 |
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CAN'T TALK. KEEPING MYSELF IN A STATE OF CAT-LIKE READINESS
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:09 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Since you attended public school, I'm gonna assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we're gonna start you with something a little more advanced. My killing teacher says I'm a natural.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:50 |
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IMJack posted:My killing teacher says I'm a natural. Increase my killing power, eh?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:51 |
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mrfart posted:If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:53 |
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Roark posted:You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one. While you wait, why not buy a police cap or a t-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:56 |
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Mira posted:While you wait, why not buy a police cap or a t-shirt? And don't forget to purchase some orange drink for the long ride home.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:24 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And don't forget to purchase some orange drink for the long ride home. Uh excuse me is there an Orange Julius stand in this thread?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 22:05 |
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Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 22:49 |
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Jerusalem posted:Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward. Roark loves that water!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 23:29 |
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Skeesix posted:Roark loves that water! Stupid goons need the most attention!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 23:31 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And don't forget to purchase some orange drink for the long ride home. Orange drink? What do you, live with your mama?
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