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Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...
He should get some Crab Hand brand Adhesive to bind that HDMI cable into its port.

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RangerAce
Feb 25, 2014

BonoMan posted:

Quit throwing your loving console.

Listen, FIFA 2015 is really intense, and no other game taxes the HDMI plugs like FIFA 2015.

(Sorry, TBowl, u are nice tho)

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

booshi posted:

Sorry if this has been posted before in this massive thread, but how many other people are having issues with the HDMI ports on their consoles? I already have a replacement and the ports on each have been so terrible that a slight bump can knock the cable out.

Haven't seen anyone in this thread mention that problem, but I think only about a third of the people posting here actually have Xbones.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

booshi posted:

Sorry if this has been posted before in this massive thread, but how many other people are having issues with the HDMI ports on their consoles? I already have a replacement and the ports on each have been so terrible that a slight bump can knock the cable out.

From my own experience, I swap the HDMI from the bone to my laptop every now and again, I have not experienced this at all.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010
Also for anyone who cares about Xbone games or games in general, Geometry Wars 3 is coming out Nov 25th.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Saladman posted:

Also for anyone who cares about Xbone games or games in general, Geometry Wars 3 is coming out Nov 25th.

gently caress yeah

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

RangerAce posted:

Listen, FIFA 2015 is really intense, and no other game taxes the HDMI plugs like FIFA 2015.

(Sorry, TBowl, u are nice tho)

Nah it's not graphically it's actually a game that can run 1080p on the xboner.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Saladman posted:

Also for anyone who cares about Xbone games or games in general, Geometry Wars 3 is coming out Nov 25th.

I'm the person who bought geometry wars for the Xbox 2:360 and played for hours and I'm completely unhype. What does it do that the ten million twin sticks that followed after don't?

Also never had hdmi issue and I swap out between cable and other consoles semi regularly.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Saladman posted:

Also for anyone who cares about Xbone games or games in general, Geometry Wars 3 is coming out Nov 25th.

I'm super excited for this. It looks ridiculous.

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
Can someone tell me what the gently caress FUD means?

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

morallyobjected posted:

Can someone tell me what the gently caress FUD means?

its shorthand for fudge

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

morallyobjected posted:

Can someone tell me what the gently caress FUD means?

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Let me shine the shadowpuppet signal:

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

I have a mug with this on it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pretty sure Cutler meant that and then flipped off whoever was recording him.

Imagine I posted culterwalkinghisdog.jpeg here

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Barudak posted:

Pretty sure Cutler meant that and then flipped off whoever was recording him.

Imagine I posted culterwalkinghisdog.jpeg here

he probably thought they were one of those ordering tablets at a chilis and couldnt figure out where the jack daniels button was

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


abagofcheetos posted:

Let me shine the shadowpuppet signal:



Working Fine.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


wait wait wait...

cutler is the highest paid player in the league right now? cutler?

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

Awesome! posted:

wait wait wait...

cutler is the highest paid player in the league right now? cutler?

nfl contracts are a bit weird because a 7 year contract doesnt ever really last for 7 years unless the player somehow turns into peyton manning halfway through it

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

This thread just stratosphered.

Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006
Now add a little pair to your dancing cat. :3:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
That's the face you make after you break your 9th controller of the day playing FIFA

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

peter gabriel posted:

I bet all you guys who are claiming to not have broken a control are not crabs?

I am reasonably sure I am not a crab.

booshi posted:

Sorry if this has been posted before in this massive thread, but how many other people are having issues with the HDMI ports on their consoles? I already have a replacement and the ports on each have been so terrible that a slight bump can knock the cable out.

No problem with HDMI on my bone.

But again, I'm not a crab.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Oct 15, 2014

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




morallyobjected posted:

Can someone tell me what the gently caress FUD means?

Anything anyone says that is remotely negative about the Xbox One All-In-One Entertainment System no matter how true it is.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

peter gabriel posted:

That's the face you make after you break your 9th controller of the day playing FIFA

:lol: almost pissed and shat myself at work looking at crab lady and reading that

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Its the beer 2 counties over

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007



XBOX ONE
ONLY ON XBOX ONE

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
THE MASTER CHIEF'S ENTIRE
SAGA ON ONE CONSOLE*

*that isn't the 360

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


FOR THE FIRST TIME
IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE XBOX 360


Editing is cheating.

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums
Now it makes sense why Microsoft was pushing the Kinect so hard and where the $100 million in controller research went to...



In other news, KI season 2 is getting a bump to 900p! :woop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_rGfXw2x7k

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



hanyolo posted:

In other news, KI season 2 is getting a bump to 900p! :woop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_rGfXw2x7k

They found the secret sauce!

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
All you mother fuckers are going to burn for what you've done..

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

They found the secret sauce!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

They found the secret sauce!

The secret sauce isn't letting KI die apparently.

Give me a Blinx the Time Sweeper MOBA in that case MS.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

T Bowl posted:

All you mother fuckers are going to burn for what you've done..

C'mon man don't be so crabby

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

univbee posted:

Speaking of whaling on controllers, if you thought Street Fighter 1 Arcade machines were rare, you should have seen their first go at it:



Those buttons are pressure sensitive to determine the strength of your punches and kicks, and for the "break the boards" bonus rounds. After a few people literally started dropkicking the machines to win those games they ditched that system for the now-standard 6-button system.

Legit loving this tidbit, never knew about it

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

T Bowl posted:

All you mother fuckers are going to burn for what you've done..

It's alright, Microsoft has got you covered in 2015 with the best GOAT and yet another exclusive in the genre of crab games, I can see why PS4 users are mad with their lack of crab gaming:

http://www.purexbox.com/news/2014/08/crabitron_kinect_pinching_onto_xbox_one_next_year



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJdBjW0e04

hanyolo fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 15, 2014

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

hanyolo posted:

It's alright, Microsoft has got you covered in 2015 with the best GOAT and yet another exclusive in the genre of crab games, I can see why PS4 users are mad with their lack of crab gaming:

http://www.purexbox.com/news/2014/08/crabitron_kinect_pinching_onto_xbox_one_next_year



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJdBjW0e04

If this had been there at launch the Kinect would have been saved

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

VincesUndies posted:

225lb? Sounds like a real fatso.

Or is that how much weight he lifts?

hes just hench as gently caress basically, that was during his bulk tho and he is back down to like 200-210 after his last cut, we are a p tall family as well

gym chat

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