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i am he

is it true they just grow weed on farms now?

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:20

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i am he

i saw it on tv but im not sure i belive it.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:21

i am he

farmers are honest folk. i cant imagine them growing weed on their land.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:23

Afro Doug

The Weed Cows: *cough cough cough*

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:25

Slot

op weed is legal u nknwo

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:25

i am he

teenagers would always getting into the crops and messing up the harvest.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:26

City of Glompton

the home of my childhood got turned into a weed farm

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:28

FluffieDuckie

brb setting up an account on farmersonly.com

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:29

cuntman.net

the crows steal the weed and get really high and fly weird and they have to put up scarecrows also the scarecrows are dressed as cops

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:29

i am he

Sleepy Owl posted:

the crows steal the weed and get really high and fly weird and they have to put up scarecrows also the scarecrows are dressed as cops

lol

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:29

City of Glompton

some people think weed farms is good, but when you see your teddybear plowed under by a tractor, you will understand my pain.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:31

i am he

the dust bowl

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:31

i am he

george killed lennie for smoking all th e weed

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:33

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

i am he posted:

farmers are honest folk. i cant imagine them growing weed on their land.

this is true but they are also a hardy people, an industrious people, and can if necessary adapt to the harsh realities of the post-Kimye wedding capitalist system

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:34

Afro Doug

Men who have created new weed in the world cannot create a system whereby their weed may be smoked. And the failure hangs over the State like a great sorrow. ...and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the buds of weed are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:34

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

farmers wake up at thee crack of noon

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:34

Senior Management

weed is good because laughter and smiling is good and fun and humanity has not yet invented any other way to experience these two sensations.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:34

City of Glompton

weed farmers pretend to be cool but they're all about the subsidies, crop insurance schemes, and tax write offs. they're businessmen in hippies clothing.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:34

i am he

For sale: gravity bong, never used.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:35

i am he

the roosters crows at dawn, "ambber is the color of my energy"

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:37

City of Glompton

the weed farmers took my pony, when they built their farm on my family's land. her name was princess, and they fed her dank buds until she loved them more than me.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:38

i am he

Siluvayne posted:

the weed farmers took my pony, when they built their farm on my family's land. her name was princess, and they fed her dank buds until she loved them more than me.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:39

Senior Management

illegal Appalachian weed farms are known to have many dangerous booby-traps.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:42

Senior Management

still serious I am pretty sure it is impossible to experience joy and laughter without weed.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:43

the unabonger

theres a mercenary group in northern california that destroys illegal weed farms.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:47

cuntman.net

wildfires on normal farms are a terrible disaster. wildfires on weed farms are also a terrible disaster but they smell really nice

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:49

i am he

The Fresh Prince posted:

theres a mercenary group in northern california that destroys illegal weed farms.

weed is legal now dude.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:56

i am he

The Fresh Prince posted:

theres a mercenary group in northern california that destroys illegal weed farms.

thats called the police :swish:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:57

mazzi Chart Czar

Please see GTA SA as it is a real life documentary on weed farming.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:21

the unabonger

i am he posted:

thats called the police

boom

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:24

Ace of Baes

churning the weed butter, milking the weed cows, sifting through the weed grain

# ? Oct 15, 2014 12:26

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

weed, in cages, laying nugs

so inhumane

# ? Oct 15, 2014 13:08

alnilam

weed farming is feminism in action cause it involves killing all the males

# ? Oct 15, 2014 14:04

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?