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Why would a person DO this?  (apologies, I can't make it any smaller) trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Oct 15, 2014 04:42
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twoday posted:
If you're already carrying around a plastic bag full of food, why not just make the sandwich in advance?
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Oct 15, 2014 05:08
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:If you're already carrying around a plastic bag full of food, why not just make the sandwich in advance? Probably to avoid soggy bread.
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Oct 15, 2014 05:16
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:If you're already carrying around a plastic bag full of food, why not just make the sandwich in advance?  Then you use less sauce dammit or use rolls instead of sandwich slices
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Oct 15, 2014 05:16
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You have to be the weirdo assembling their sandwich in the cafeteria, but at least your bread isn't soggy! you say to yourself, tears rolling down your cheeks, as you pull your dry bathing suit out of the salad spinner.
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Oct 15, 2014 05:23
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Croccers posted:Then it gets soggy Or you make the sandwich out of actual food instead of mayo and wasabi.
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Oct 15, 2014 05:27
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cobalt impurity posted:You have to be the weirdo assembling their sandwich in the cafeteria, but at least your bread isn't soggy! you say to yourself, tears rolling down your cheeks, as you pull your dry bathing suit out of the salad spinner. Life: HACKED 
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Oct 15, 2014 05:33
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We are so poor that all we have is bread, mayo, wasabi, bags, and clips. We do what we must...with what we have.
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Oct 15, 2014 05:42
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Yeah that sandwich seems to reflect the personalities of lifehack people.
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Oct 15, 2014 06:09
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trickybiscuits posted:Why would a person DO this? Best I can figure is that some dude hosed up his pair after some time. After that, he decided an art project was in order to get a few more miles out of those tanks of fumes.
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Oct 15, 2014 06:56
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One of my mom's friends is such a picky eater that she has to do that bag thing. She needs to have lettuce and mayo on her sandwiches, and simply putting down the lettuce before the mayo would prevent the bread from getting soggy, but the texture of lettuce directly against bread makes her vomit. The only remaining solution is to pack a simple sandwich in 5 separate containers and still whine about the ingredients not being the right temperatures.
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Oct 15, 2014 07:17
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trickybiscuits posted:Why would a person DO this? They look worn around heel and the front. They probably looked shabby. Nobody wants to look like a poor who can't afford new shoes. This way you don't look poor, you just look like an rear end in a top hat. #poorhacks
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Oct 15, 2014 08:19
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Angela Christine posted:This way you don't look poor, you just look like an rear end in a top hat. Well I mean that's just Converse Chuck Taylor-style shoes in general, no lifehacking required.
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Oct 15, 2014 08:21
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Sex Hobbit posted:One of my friends is an attorney; I showed her this a while back and she said "that's a great way to get a public intox citation." Yeah, the only places that I've seen this sort of thing fly are countries like Cambodia and Laos.
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Oct 15, 2014 10:35
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Memento posted:Yeah, the only places that I've seen this sort of thing fly are countries like Cambodia and Laos. Las Vegas. Life: HACKED.
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Oct 15, 2014 12:42
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In Missouri, you can get poo poo like that at a drive-up store. "Is that an open alcohol container in the cab with you, son? Well, drive safe!" Not been in legal trouble lately? Cross the border into Illinois with that poo poo in your car for an instant arrest! #lifehax
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Oct 15, 2014 13:30
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They're in Louisiana too. You can buy a 32 ounce cup of fresh-blended daiquiri and it's only an "open container" if the tape holding down the straw is missing. #lifehack: pregame in the car by bringing your own straws.
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Oct 15, 2014 13:35
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Plastic bags holding alcohol will become more popular now that professional sports venues are going to be requiring a trip through a metal detector. Your flask will get found, those wont.
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Oct 15, 2014 14:22
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Master Twig posted:Plastic bags holding alcohol will become more popular now that professional sports venues are going to be requiring a trip through a metal detector. Your flask will get found, those wont. What if I have a plastic flask?
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Oct 15, 2014 14:28
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Couldn't you just take a bag-in-box (without the box, I mean)?
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Oct 15, 2014 14:28
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LoonShia posted:Couldn't you just take a bag-in-box (without the box, I mean)? Boxed wine bladder taped to your belly with a crazy straw crammed in.
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Oct 15, 2014 15:28
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Camel back on your front under your shirt. just look like a fat guy
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Oct 15, 2014 16:25
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SaltLick posted:Camel back on your front under your shirt. just look like a fat guy Sorry, someone beat you to it.  http://www.amazon.com/The-BeerBelly-200-001-80-Ounce-Belly/dp/B001RB2CXY
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Oct 15, 2014 16:30
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Angela Christine posted:They look worn around heel and the front. They probably looked shabby. Nobody wants to look like a poor who can't afford new shoes. This way you don't look poor, you just look like an rear end in a top hat. eta: no, that just sounds like a Sir Mix-A-Lot slasher movie.
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Oct 15, 2014 16:46
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That's not cheap and lovely (shittier) looking. Not a #lifehack.
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Oct 15, 2014 16:46
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Memento posted:Yeah, the only places that I've seen this sort of thing fly are countries like Cambodia and Laos. What third-world sinkhole do you live in that public intoxication/consumption is illegal?
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Oct 15, 2014 17:05
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The entire US except for Las Vegas?
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Oct 15, 2014 17:10
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Kajeesus posted:third-world sinkhole
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Oct 15, 2014 17:16
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Bhodi posted:The entire US except for Las Vegas? And Louisiana
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Oct 15, 2014 17:17
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Emigrate to Europe, lead a better life #lifehax
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Oct 15, 2014 17:21
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Ishamael posted:Sorry, someone beat you to it. You neglected to post the better-named version for women: The WineRack
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Oct 15, 2014 18:22
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bows1 posted:And Louisiana And Key West. Honestly, a lot of major cities don't care about drinking outside. People do it all the time in Chicago. It's more or less something cops can book you on if you're causing trouble though, or if you're being really obnoxious about it.
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Oct 15, 2014 19:07
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Ishamael posted:Sorry, someone beat you to it. Mmm, body temperature beer.
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Oct 15, 2014 19:28
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http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com
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Oct 15, 2014 22:00
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cobalt impurity posted:You have to be the weirdo assembling their sandwich in the cafeteria, but at least your bread isn't soggy! you say to yourself, tears rolling down your cheeks, as you pull your dry bathing suit out of the salad spinner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtqpuYvOfHY
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Oct 15, 2014 22:28
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CJacobs posted:Well I mean that's just Converse Chuck Taylor-style shoes in general, no lifehacking required. Are Chucks rear end in a top hat shoes now? They're perfectly good shoes for lifting weights in if you don't want to drop a couple hundos on special lifting shoes. Then again if you care how you look in the gym you're there for the wrong reason.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:45
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cobalt impurity posted:You have to be the weirdo assembling their sandwich in the cafeteria, but at least your bread isn't soggy! you say to yourself, tears rolling down your cheeks, as you pull your dry bathing suit out of the salad spinner. Even stupid life hacks were better in the 80's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac
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Oct 16, 2014 00:51
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Master Twig posted:Plastic bags holding alcohol will become more popular now that professional sports venues are going to be requiring a trip through a metal detector. Your flask will get found, those wont. 
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Oct 16, 2014 01:37
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haha Yea, drinking from a tampon wrapper is totally normal looking. No one will suspect a thing! 
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Oct 16, 2014 02:48
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They are plastic test tubes you put in fake wrappers. You dispense your tampon booze once you drain your stores of titty whiskey.
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Oct 16, 2014 02:52
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