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Ghost Cow Goes Boo posted:Americans call balaclavas ski masks? For some reason I always thought ski mask was synonymous with hockey mask. Do people wear hockey masks to ski where you're from? I'm guessing not, but it would be hilarious if this were true somewhere.
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Lowly posted:Do people wear hockey masks to ski where you're from? I'm guessing not, but it would be hilarious if this were true somewhere. For the severely visually impaired, skiing can often be a contact sport.
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sweeperbravo posted:Only ever heard "ski mask," "balaclava" always makes me think of the Greek dessert I was so confused for a while when I started hearing this, because I couldn't figure out how people were supposed to wear a pastry.
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The Greeks invented them during the Battle Of Baklava, in the Sahara Dessert.
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McKenzie Kelly not loving me is some poo poo that didn't happen
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Stoatbringer posted:The Greeks invented them during the Battle Of Baklava, in the Sahara Dessert. Wouldn't they get sand stuck to them?
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Romeo Reborn posted:McKenzie Kelly not loving me is some poo poo that didn't happen
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RFC2324 posted:I was so confused for a while when I started hearing this, because I couldn't figure out how people were supposed to wear a pastry. I'm heartened to hear I wasn't the only one.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2j9n7a/tifu_by_presenting_a_gianna_micheals/ posted:This is my throwaway account for obviously reasons. Today I had the biggest presentation of the semester (college) in my Cancer Biology class... I'm a big fan of going the extra mile so I decided to make a Prezi instead of the typical PowerPoint. Big Mistake. I hook my computer up to the projector and I'm online loading my Prezi. Right before I started I noticed I had some extra tabs open. One happened to be my Reddit NSFW gifs tab. I go to click the god forsaken microscopic 'X' by the tab but I clicked the tab body by accident. Simultaneously my teacher remotely switches the projector and the entire lecture hall (80+ students) gets a nice freeze frame of a huge Gianna Micheals facial. Not only was this the most embarrassing event of my life but the head of the biology department was there doing a teacher assessment. Goodbye letter of recommendation. Cancer Sucks. the reddit link is NSFW
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Some Zero posted:the reddit link is NSFW Love how it starts out omg so embarassed etc etc and then switches to Oh thanks for the responses guys everything worked out amazing after all ha ha ha I nailed it ha ha great job me, so cool, pat back pat back.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
I'm not sure these "police" understand how gangs work. wikipedia posted:The Bloods are made up of various sub-groups known as "sets" between which significant differences exist such as colors, clothing, and operations, and political ideas which may be in open conflict with each other. quote:http://gangs.umd.edu/gangs/bloods.aspx So no, there's no nationwide ~BLOODS~ when there isn't even a single L.A. BLOODS gang to tell all new gang members to look for flashing headlights. And I highly doubt "initiation" involves killing random people because you know, prison.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I'm not sure these "police" understand how gangs work. Hmmm, so this is poo poo that didn't happen? I am glad you sourced your work so that could be verified.
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Seldom Posts posted:Hmmm, so this is poo poo that didn't happen? I am glad you sourced your work so that could be verified. It was a half-asleep way of saying "they could have at least googled before they wrote it." Apparently I write papers in my sleep
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Seldom Posts posted:Hmmm, so this is poo poo that didn't happen? I am glad you sourced your work so that could be verified. Here you go, you baby.
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I don't have any links, but from what I've heard/read, most gang initiations involve getting beat in, then doing bitch work. Or if you're a girl, loving a bunch of people. None of this scary black boogey men hunting you in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I don't have any links, but from what I've heard/read, most gang initiations involve getting beat in, then doing bitch work. Or if you're a girl, loving a bunch of people. None of this scary black boogey men hunting you in the Wal-Mart parking lot. It also doesn't make sense to kill a random person vs someone connected to the gang like a rival gang member or a traitor. Indiscriminately killing civilians is a guaranteed way to get your rear end messed up by the police. Only thing worse I can think is killing a cop.
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Rick_Hunter posted:It also doesn't make sense to kill a random person vs someone connected to the gang like a rival gang member or a traitor. Indiscriminately killing civilians is a guaranteed way to get your rear end messed up by the police. Only thing worse I can think is killing a cop. But cops are from a rival gang!  
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Sentient Data posted:But cops are from a rival gang! 
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Rick_Hunter posted:It also doesn't make sense to kill a random person vs someone connected to the gang like a rival gang member or a traitor. Indiscriminately killing civilians is a guaranteed way to get your rear end messed up by the police. Only thing worse I can think is killing a cop. No, gang initiates hide under cars in the movie theater parking lot and they slash your achilles tendon when you walk by.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
The cop grammar is the only believable part of that. Have you ever read a police report?
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Mother: *gets a satisfied grin like she thinks she’s about to finish all this, and puts on an extra thick accent* “Y’know, I bet ya’ll are just doin’ this because we’s black!” Me: “Not at all. We’re doing it because they’re disrupting not only our peace, and that of everyone else around, but seem to have no respect for being asked politely. Are YOU doing this just because we’re gay?” (To my actual surprise this shut her up. It’s as if she assumed that being ‘the minority’ was an instant-win card.)
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
This is actually a really old thing. I think I first heard it in the early '90s when LA gangs like Bloods and Crips suddenly had a media presence due to West Coast rap and movies and stuff. There were all sorts of other paranoid things like not wearing blue or red if you went anywhere near Southern California or you would be insta-killed, and we had all kinds of racist rumors in school about Hispanic students being affiliated with different LA gangs (even though we were hours from LA) and not to wear the wrong color around them, etc.
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Oh yeah, my grandma forwarded that from her AOL account to my parents' AOL account back in 1997.
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Some Zero posted:the reddit link is NSFW Not to start a derail or anything, but one time my economics professor deliberately showed a picture of a naked man getting dildoed in the rear end to an auditorium full of students to prove a point about fridges.
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Farmland Park posted:Not to start a derail or anything, but one time my economics professor deliberately showed a picture of a naked man getting dildoed in the rear end to an auditorium full of students to prove a point about fridges. My art teacher showed us a black and white photo of some dude with half an arm in his rear end and apparently this was a relatively famous photographer. You'll see at least 5-10 dicks in every art class FYI.
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Farmland Park posted:Not to start a derail or anything, but one time my economics professor deliberately showed a picture of a naked man getting dildoed in the rear end to ananan auditorium full of students to prove a point about fridges. I think you need to share this one. 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I think you need to share this one. Cold or hot, if you don't understand basic economics, you're gonna get hosed.
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Farmland Park posted:Not to start a derail or anything, but one time my economics professor deliberately showed a picture of a naked man getting dildoed in the rear end to an auditorium full of students to prove a point about fridges. Why would it be a derail? It's perfectly suited to the thread.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:My art teacher showed us a black and white photo of some dude with half an arm in his rear end and apparently this was a relatively famous photographer. You'll see at least 5-10 dicks in every art class FYI. That would be Robert Mapplethorpe. Apart from being a legitimately amazing photographer, he's also pretty important in modern art history because his choices in subject matter kicked off a lot of major arguments about public funding for and display of controversial art. I'd be surprised if any art history class covering recent history didn't cover him, really. 
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duralict posted:That would be Robert Mapplethorpe. Apart from being a legitimately amazing photographer, he's also pretty important in modern art history because his choices in subject matter kicked off a lot of major arguments about public funding for and display of controversial art. I'd be surprised if any art history class covering recent history didn't cover him, really. He also used underaged models in some of his work, leading to arguments of kiddy porn vs art. But that route leads to madness, so lets go somewhere betterer, like NAR: quote:One Large Popcorn, Extra Salty
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Employees must wash hands after using bathroom. But handling potentially used sex toys before digging around in the popcorn is totally cool brah.
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I guess I could see it happening but even then its so boring of a story. These people make them so much longer than they need to be (dildo pun).
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All I can seem to focus on is the word "whilst" and really obtuse wording like "If you want to successfully hide that, I would really suggest". Why does that troper always need to try to prove themselves more smarter in grammar and junk then this troper? vvv: Okay, I concede that I'm still thinking with a US mindset, but that doesn't stop the characters from being way too overly wordy Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 13:03 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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I don't know if it was against policy to take a dildo of unknown cleanliness from a customer and put it into food that we serve to the public.  Sentient Data posted:All I can seem to focus on is the word "whilst" and really obtuse wording like "If you want to successfully hide that, I would really suggest". Why does that troper always need to try to prove themselves more smarter in grammar and junk then this troper? Apparently "whilst" is used in the UK and isn't seen as pretentious.
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Do people really laugh that hard at a dildo appearing in an unexpected context? Like, beyond the initial "Wtf a dildo heh heh"? The only time I thought anything like that was funny beyond the first second was that video of some Russian press conference with a remote-controlled dildo that came flying through the air. I mean, I guess the answer must be yes, so maybe I'm just getting really old and grumpy  You can't spell stdh without std.
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sweeperbravo posted:Do people really laugh that hard at a dildo appearing in an unexpected context? Like, beyond the initial "Wtf a dildo heh heh"? The only time I thought anything like that was funny beyond the first second was that video of some Russian press conference with a remote-controlled dildo that came flying through the air. Unless I saw them opening it from a brand new package, there's no way I or any reasonable person would touch someone else's dildo - especially considering that after they have their little joke, the artificial-buttered up dildo with popcorn bits stuck to it will likely be left on the floor of the theater for one of your coworkers or you to clean up later. So no, I don't think it's just you who would find it unfunny instead of disgusting.
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