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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Holy poo poo Mel hits one out of the loving park

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hush little Browns fan

:vince:

Bra-loving-vo.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Send that to FART, so you can get proper sharing and publicity!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Hockles posted:

Send that to FART, so you can get proper sharing and publicity!

yes this

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Hockles posted:

Send that to FART, so you can get proper sharing and publicity!

Yeah I am walking home right now I will upload it when I get there

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

gently caress. Yes.

For real though, everyone with a little girl has to record them singing it and then let's compile them all into one creepy chorus and release it for Halloween

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That is an upsettingly good idea.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i really really really want to hear this

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Seriously that needs to be recorded.

Also here's a thing I did for a KSK article

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Quoting for new page...

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing
Franchise gonna get you a SB ring
To show you that our team won't slouch
Franchise gonna get you a Timothy Couch
And if that Timothy Couch don't work
Franchise gonna get you a Ty Detmer
And if that Ty Detmer aint fun
Franchise gonna get you a Pederson
And if that Pederson's a sin
Franchise gonna get you a Spergon Wynn
And if that Spergon Wynn is dumb
Franchise gonna get you Kelly Holcomb
And if Kelly Holcomb is a bad idea
Franchise gonna get you a Garcia
And if that Garcia gets shown
Franchise gonna get you a Luke McCown
And if that Luke McCown is worse
Franchise gonna get you a Trent Dilfer
And if that Trent Dilfer won't try
Franchise gonna get you a Charlie Frye
And if that Charlie Frye can't run
Franchise gonna get you an Anderson
And if that Anderson can't win
Franchise gonna get you a Brady Quinn
And if Brady Quinn is not the key
Franchise gonna get you a Ken Dorsey
And if Dorsey plays like an amputee
Franchise gonna get you a Gradkowski
And if that Gradkowski does annoy
Franchise gonna get you a Colt McCoy
And if that McCoy's bell gets rung
Franchise gonna get you a Jake Delhomme
And if that Jake Delhomme can't pass
Franchise gonna get Seneca Wallace
And if that Wallace is a cretin
Franchise gonna get you an old Weeden
And if that Old Weeden plays like hell
Franchise gonna get you Jason Campbell
And if that Jay Campbell is poor
Franchise gonna get you Brian Hoyer
And if Brian Hoyer can't play well
Franchise gonna get you... wait you like Hoyer?
Awesome.

....because :worship:

gently caress you, go Browns.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
lmao that rules mel

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
If nrr or someone wants to record it they have my full permission. I would do it myself but I am profoundly tone deaf and I enjoy the anonymity of no one knowing my voice.

EDIT: I submitted it to FART. It's in the hands of Ehud now.

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Oct 15, 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing
Franchise gonna get you a SB ring
To show you that our team won't slouch
Franchise gonna get you a Timothy Couch
And if that Timothy Couch don't work
Franchise gonna get you a Ty Detmer
And if that Ty Detmer aint fun
Franchise gonna get you a Pederson
And if that Pederson's a sin
Franchise gonna get you a Spergon Wynn
And if that Spergon Wynn is dumb
Franchise gonna get you Kelly Holcomb
And if Kelly Holcomb is a bad idea
Franchise gonna get you a Garcia
And if that Garcia gets shown
Franchise gonna get you a Luke McCown
And if that Luke McCown is worse
Franchise gonna get you a Trent Dilfer
And if that Trent Dilfer won't try
Franchise gonna get you a Charlie Frye
And if that Charlie Frye can't run
Franchise gonna get you an Anderson
And if that Anderson can't win
Franchise gonna get you a Brady Quinn
And if Brady Quinn is not the key
Franchise gonna get you a Ken Dorsey
And if Dorsey plays like an amputee
Franchise gonna get you a Gradkowski
And if that Gradkowski does annoy
Franchise gonna get you a Colt McCoy
And if that McCoy's bell gets rung
Franchise gonna get you a Jake Delhomme
And if that Jake Delhomme can't pass
Franchise gonna get Seneca Wallace
And if that Wallace is a cretin
Franchise gonna get you an old Weeden
And if that Old Weeden plays like hell
Franchise gonna get you Jason Campbell
And if that Jay Campbell is poor
Franchise gonna get you Brian Hoyer
And if Brian Hoyer can't play well
Franchise gonna get you... wait you like Hoyer?
Awesome.

Hoooooly poo poo :vince:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If nrr or someone wants to record it they have my full permission. I would do it myself but I am profoundly tone deaf and I enjoy the anonymity of no one knowing my voice.

Don't ever record. I want to keep reading all your posts in Brian Blessed's voice. :allears:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm gonna be that fat rear end in a top hat who asks "how do rung and Delhomme rhyme"

good job mel :shobon:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thread title's old, y'all want "Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing" or something else?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Goddamn. No one can make fun of Mel switching teams for a week.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Farthouse: Def Jam Fart Slam

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I'm gonna be that fat rear end in a top hat who asks "how do rung and Delhomme rhyme"

good job mel :shobon:

ɒ is a slant rhyme of ʊ

Don't gently caress with a linguist bitch I can write IPA :colbert:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If nrr or someone wants to record it they have my full permission. I would do it myself but I am profoundly tone deaf and I enjoy the anonymity of no one knowing my voice.

EDIT: I submitted it to FART. It's in the hands of Ehud now.

No, I'm deadly serious, if you have a small child, it is your duty to record them singing that song with whatever possible recording device you can get your hands on, no matter how lovely. Pick a bpm (I'd say 70-80 off the top of my head) so we can sync them all up and go for it.

I'd compile them all and put them together but I'm in NY for a couple of months and away from all my studio gear. I believe in you though, farthouse. I believe.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Kalli posted:

Thread title's old, y'all want "Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing" or something else?

I'm just a lurker but HLBF is amazing.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i'm still trying to figure out the "work/Detmer" rhyme

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Kalli :shobon:


Alouicious posted:

i'm still trying to figure out the "work/Detmer" rhyme

ɜ:ʳ

V this too V

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Oct 15, 2014

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
any two words rhyme if you don't be a shitlord about it

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Mel Mudkiper posted:

ɒ is a slant rhyme of ʊ

Don't gently caress with a linguist bitch I can write IPA :colbert:

Should be tattooed on people so they don't forget :hfive:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Farthouse: Don't gently caress with a linguist bitch I can write IPA

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i'm not trying to be an rear end in a top hat i'm actually still just trying to work it out in my head :(

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing
Franchise gonna get you a SB ring
To show you that our team won't slouch
Franchise gonna get you a Timothy Couch
And if that Timothy Couch don't work
Franchise gonna get you a Ty Detmer
And if that Ty Detmer aint fun
Franchise gonna get you a Pederson
And if that Pederson's a sin
Franchise gonna get you a Spergon Wynn
And if that Spergon Wynn is dumb
Franchise gonna get you Kelly Holcomb
And if Kelly Holcomb is a bad idea
Franchise gonna get you a Garcia
And if that Garcia gets shown
Franchise gonna get you a Luke McCown
And if that Luke McCown is worse
Franchise gonna get you a Trent Dilfer
And if that Trent Dilfer won't try
Franchise gonna get you a Charlie Frye
And if that Charlie Frye can't run
Franchise gonna get you an Anderson
And if that Anderson can't win
Franchise gonna get you a Brady Quinn
And if Brady Quinn is not the key
Franchise gonna get you a Ken Dorsey
And if Dorsey plays like an amputee
Franchise gonna get you a Gradkowski
And if that Gradkowski does annoy
Franchise gonna get you a Colt McCoy
And if that McCoy's bell gets rung
Franchise gonna get you a Jake Delhomme
And if that Jake Delhomme can't pass
Franchise gonna get Seneca Wallace
And if that Wallace is a cretin
Franchise gonna get you an old Weeden
And if that Old Weeden plays like hell
Franchise gonna get you Jason Campbell
And if that Jay Campbell is poor
Franchise gonna get you Brian Hoyer
And if Brian Hoyer can't play well
Franchise gonna get you... wait you like Hoyer?
Awesome.

:drat:

Yes, this needs to be recorded. Yes.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/10/15/cleveland-lullaby/

Feel free to share it around, fellas!

Thanks Mel. That was hilarious lol

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Alouicious posted:

i'm not trying to be an rear end in a top hat i'm actually still just trying to work it out in my head :(

hope this helps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbD7ATDg8A

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Aw drat I was even listening to Blackstar in the gym today too

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

That post was like watching a pitcher hit a 450 yard homerun

;)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

ɒ is a slant rhyme of ʊ

Don't gently caress with a linguist bitch I can write IPA :colbert:

Slant rhyme, best rhyme.

Also, linguistics was the most fun class I had in college that wasn't an English course.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

JT Jag posted:

The Farthouse: Don't gently caress with a linguist bitch I can write IPA

I can't even drink IPA.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

I can't even drink IPA.

Pansy.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


mos def always helps

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

I can't even drink IPA.

I remember when I was 14

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I shared it on facebook, and sent it to local radio personalities. Hopefully they actually click it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

I remember when I was 14

I don't like extremely hoppy beers because they taste like soap to me.

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cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Hockles posted:

I shared it on facebook, and sent it to local radio personalities. Hopefully they actually click it.

hahaha it'd be amazing to hear "10 after the hour and here's A Cleveland Lullabye" come over the radio.

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