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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Deviant posted:

Very few quote threads are done live, it puts terrible strain on the Goons.

...hired goons?

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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

I learned it at that mustache parade they have every year.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

I learned it at that mustache parade they have every year.

Oh, come on, now, gingerberger! I don't complain about your...... moustache!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

This is supposed to be a rock concert, not a bleeding.... splish-splash show!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

Where you been, Writer Cath? The entire quote industry is gay. Eh, screen grabs too...and the gifs.


And you know what else?


Live watch threads.

You see all those quotes in there Dr. Bouvenstein?

That's why your thread didn't work!

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Don't blame me; I voted for kodos.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

This is supposed to be a rock concert, not a bleeding.... splish-splash show!



I don't feel right!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

This is supposed to be a rock concert, not a bleeding.... splish-splash show!

Yar, I hate the sea, and everything in it.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


gingerberger posted:

Don't blame me; I voted for kodos.

That's slick Willy for ya'. Always with the smooth talk.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

This is supposed to be a rock concert, not a bleeding.... splish-splash show!

Goodnight, Springton. There will be no encores.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, come on, now, gingerberger! I don't complain about your...... moustache!

So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System now, Drink-Mix Man?

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System now, Drink-Mix Man?

Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

gingerberger posted:

Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?



Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?

Probably.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

gingerberger posted:

Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?

Look, question lady. This job is not what I really do, OK? I play keyboards.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Look, question lady.

I'm the Listen Lady :)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm the Listen Lady :)

Sure, I'm Bart! I didn't do nothin'!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

JethroMcB posted:

Sure, I'm Bart! I didn't do nothin'!

Sorry, JethroMcB, but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean -- what the hell am I doing here?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm the Listen Lady :)

Hi, it's me again. I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat.

:catstare:

YEAH, SHUT UP! I'M ASKING HER :argh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Sure, I'm Bart! I didn't do nothin'!

Yeah, Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown! *belch*

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

I'm the Listen Lady :)

Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems I, I don't even know where to begin here.

Edit:

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hi, it's me again. I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat.

:catstare:

YEAH, SHUT UP! I'M ASKING HER :argh:

Down in front!

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Oct 16, 2014

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Martytoof posted:

Sorry, JethroMcB, but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean -- what the hell am I doing here?

I'm sorry, but...proactive, paradigm, aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? I mean, not that I'm accusing you of anything.

I'm fired, aren't I?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

JethroMcB posted:

I'm sorry, but...proactive, paradigm, aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? I mean, not that I'm accusing you of anything.

I'm fired, aren't I?

Oh, yes. The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky goon; I dunno, something along the line of say... Goonie, only more proactive.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, yes. The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky goon; I dunno, something along the line of say... Goonie, only more proactive.

So, "Goonie" okay with everybody?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Sorry, JethroMcB, but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean -- what the hell am I doing here?

Martytoof, Martytoof! I am asking you for white hot rage, and you're giving me a hissy fit!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah, well listen, lady, I--

I'm always interrupting people!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

JethroMcB posted:

So, "Goonie" okay with everybody?

Oh wow, a quote-posting goon. What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh wow, a quote-posting goon. What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?

We were eating rotisserie chicken.

mmmm....chicken.....

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Martytoof, Martytoof! I am asking you for white hot rage, and you're giving me a hissy fit!

Oh, no attitude, eh?! Not in your face, huh?! Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

IMJack posted:

Yeah, Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown! *belch*

Crusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't taste the difference.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

gingerberger posted:

Crusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't taste the difference.

More testicles means more iron.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


mrfart posted:

More testicles means more iron.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

We were eating rotisserie chicken.

mmmm....chicken.....

Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Do over Ham in the oven, rotating slowly.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Do over Ham in the oven, rotating slowly.

Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came, and when Marge put the cat out - possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Do over Ham in the oven, rotating slowly.

It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

mrfart posted:

More testicles means more iron.

Iron helps us play!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Martytoof posted:

Sorry, JethroMcB, but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean -- what the hell am I doing here?

Yes, well now get it right or you'll all be back doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Creative Convention.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Yes, well now get it right or you'll all be back doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Creative Convention.

Should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel."

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