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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Manky posted:

Omelette du fromage?




Actual contribution.





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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lotish posted:

I wish printers could make animated pictures so I could print this out and put it on my wall like a little motivational poster.

There's all sorts of digital picture frames including tiny ones on keychains you can wear:
http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/gif-digital-picture-frame.html

If anyone has ever wanted to give their mother in law a framed photo of themselves that turns into goatse for a split second every now and then they'll be overjoyed to learn that technology has finally caught up with their needs.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMQHHObgnSg

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuYaeQjBXc

RadioDog
May 31, 2005

Some pictures stay funny after I see them. This is one of them. Thank you.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I think it's the shrinking of the writing with each line. In my head the speaker pauses and gets less entusiastic with each.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Choco1980 posted:

I think it's the shrinking of the writing with each line. In my head the speaker pauses and gets less entusiastic with each.

It reads a lot like this:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Paladinus posted:

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

That is terrifying.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hello.











:aatrek:

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Et tu, croute?

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

MaliciousOnion posted:

Et tu, croute? Kai su, teflon?
:goonsay:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

MaliciousOnion posted:

Et tu, ginsu croute?

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Ides kill you all if you don't stop with the Caesar puns

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


TheHomerTax posted:

Ides kill you all if you don't stop with the Caesar puns

That's a bit march, isn't it?

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Triskelli posted:

That's a bit march, isn't it?

You've got some Gaul to post a weak pun like that.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Don't try and Brutus force these puns in guys.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
You Caesar hilarious. No, really.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!
I don't get what you guys are talking stabout.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Remember, it's pronounced Caesar, not Caesar.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
These awful puns make me want to visit the vomitorium.

Because I want to leave.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Shut the gently caress up you tedious cunts

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Command Ant posted:

Remember, it's pronounced Caesar, not Caesar.

Finally, someone else gets it.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Mescal posted:

Shut the gently caress up you tedious cunts

Punning is the fedora tip of PYF.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

BooLoo posted:

Punning is the fedora tip of PYF.

M'puella.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Mescal posted:

Shut the gently caress up you tedious cunts

Wrong play.

That's from A Midsummer Night's Dream*






*well, it should be.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
The joke is that the black mom is single?

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

The joke is that the black mom is single?

She has a tattoo of the father.

(Also the box is $5 cheaper.)

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

The joke is that the black mom is single?

The joke is how amazingly racist America is in the year of our Lord 2014

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Meatwave posted:

(Also the box is $5 cheaper.)

It's not uncommon for items of different colors to have different prices.

Unless white cotton is only for black people and black cotton only for white people I think it's stretching a bit to imagine the price has anything to do with the person on the box.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's not uncommon for items of different colors to have different prices.

Unless white cotton is only for black people and black cotton only for white people I think it's stretching a bit to imagine the price has anything to do with the person on the box.

Yes, there are no negative racial stereotypes that black people are poorer than white people.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate
I thought the joke was that one of them is organic.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I really wish the black mom just had the same guy hovering behind her.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Hot diggity

Wet Fifty
Dec 6, 2005

Greetings from the inner-
city, high-humidity, ass
and titty bar.

RyokoTK posted:

These awful puns make me want to visit the vomitorium.

Because I want to leave.

What exactly do you think a vomitorium is? These puns make you want to visit the large path through which you may quickly exit an amphitheater?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Wet Fifty posted:

What exactly do you think a vomitorium is? These puns make you want to visit the large path through which you may quickly exit an amphitheater?

Did you read the subtext? Yes that's exactly the point he made.

RyokoTK posted:


code:
[sub][sub][sub]Because I want to leave.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Legere, id est difficilis.

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