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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

yospos is leaking again

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

sbalding

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


is ballmer gonna animorph into a basketball

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Miley Virus posted:

is ballmer gonna animorph into a basketball

his head's already halfway there :haw:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





gently caress yeah, when is this out in theaters?

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

5

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Miley Virus posted:

is ballmer gonna animorph into a basketball


Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-16/businessweeks-steve-ballmer-clippers-cover-how-we-made-it

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

those guys own

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

swr

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
so they can do sweat drops on his head but they can't make it pool under hsi pits?? lmao morons

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

computer parts posted:

man of steel owns

battleship was okay

godzilla 2014 was better than pacific rim

how is the recovery going from your massive head trauma

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

minivanmegafun posted:

bloomberg's cover designer is on a loving roll

serious

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
basket ballmer's ballers

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
thanks shaggre

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

shaggar does right

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
lick my sweaty ballmers

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME


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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Metrication posted:

lick my sweaty ballmers

lol

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
around the holidays, everybody loves my schweddy ballmers

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



i feel like everyone around him is laughing or avoiding eye contact

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
that's his o face

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

uncurable mlady posted:

yes, we all can see the failure of 'web apps' such as Facebook and Google services.

remember that time Facebook doubled down on a html5 app in a native container for all their platforms and it ended up being the worst possible implementation

second only to the time they had to beg their own developers to use android handsets so they'd be inclined to make the app not so awful

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Athletic Footjob posted:

that's his o face

ballmer screams "I... LOVE... THIS... PUSSY.... YEEEEAAAAAHH" every time he cums.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

ahmeni posted:

remember that time Facebook doubled down on a html5 app in a native container for all their platforms and it ended up being the worst possible implementation

second only to the time they had to beg their own developers to use android handsets so they'd be inclined to make the app not so awful

facebooks iOS app is still hot garbage so maybe this is just an indictment of facebook

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

It’s little bit ironic to me that the media has tried to turn Ballmer into a meme when they turned a blind eye to Sterling for years. Steve is a good dude. He’s like a cool dad who gives you candy. Donald was like a weird uncle.

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/blake-griffin-the-boss/

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ArmZ posted:

It’s little bit ironic to me that the media has tried to turn Ballmer into a meme when they turned a blind eye to Sterling for years. Steve is a good dude. He’s like a cool dad who gives you candy. Donald was like a weird uncle.

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/blake-griffin-the-boss/

this is standard operating practice -- there was something lovely that we ignored for ages, now let's pretend that everything is wonderful and fixed and perfect

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

uncurable mlady posted:

facebooks iOS app is still hot garbage so maybe this is just an indictment of facebook

facebook's android app has stopped responding

which means your entire phone has stopped responding

no surprise that even when it's bad the ios version of something is fuckin rembrandt compared to google's attempt

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


ArmZ posted:

It’s little bit ironic to me that the media has tried to turn Ballmer into a meme when they turned a blind eye to Sterling for years. Steve is a good dude. He’s like a cool dad who gives you candy.

but then he steps on ur multi hundred billion $ corporation op

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
i hope at half time they do games with the crowd like the steve ballmer chair throw challenge. can you throw a chair in disgust further than steve can throw it? if so you win t-shirts and tickets!!

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Halo: Master Chief Collection has "gone gold" and is ready to be released in a month.

It will also have a 20 gigabyte day one patch that will be required for multiplayer. :ughh:

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

univbee posted:

Halo: Master Chief Collection has "gone gold" and is ready to be released in a month.

It will also have a 20 gigabyte day one patch that will be required for multiplayer. :ughh:

it's kind of weird that microsoft of all companies seems unable to figure out incremental patching

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