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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Stupid Dick posted:

You guys get to pick what I drink for the second half. Go!



the toxic plasma from inside your shattered television

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Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

That Mitchell and Webb Look is awesome.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Peta posted:

I'm oging to die of Ebola

Well, og away, then

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Declan MacManus posted:

So local news just told me a guy was arrested for sneaking into my school with a machete and sitting on an auditorium stage

When asked why he did it he said he wanted to do something for all the children forced into sex slavery with a "motherfuckin ax"

Local news is so good

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
man, we are really, really missing mayo

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Petey posted:

the toxic plasma from inside your shattered television

Done!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Fat Lowtax posted:

Local news is so good

they're all praying ebolarama never goes away

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

whypick1 posted:

Maker's


How is this not on @_afloridaman yet?

Not Florida believe it or not

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Peta posted:

Hazmat suits are win but they would still be a lot cooler if they had little laser cannons mounted to your shoulders

Please shut up

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Josh Lyman posted:

Nature, uh, finds a way.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

The jets just need to keep rushing at the giant mournful hole where Mayo used to be.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ivory is having a really great game

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Apparently a local school has a bunch of parents keeping their kids home because an African priest from Uganda visited. Nevermind that's 3000 miles from the Ebola outbreak.

They should teach risk analysis in school. North Carolina just had a major meltdown where conservatives insisted they should be able to conceal carry at the state fair to protect themselves from criminals while liberals melted down that they are all going to get shot by negligent firearms owners on a roller coaster


Really both sides are more likely to die driving to the loving place


(Speaking of killing, Chris Ivory is killing this defense)

midwat
May 6, 2007

Good halftime adjustments, guys

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

Please shut up

gently caress off cake boy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Ribsauce posted:

(Speaking of killing, Chris Ivory is killing this defense)

Waiting for a fumble at the worst possible times because Jets.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
What's the deal with sv's wife, how does everyone know her

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
This run defense is so hearteningly familiar

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Petey posted:

man, we are really, really missing mayo

Give me a minute...

ohhh...

Ohhh yeah..

:fap:

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot

Tom Tucker posted:

The jets just need to keep rushing at the giant mournful hole where Mayo used to be.

Yeah maybe they can set a number of field goals record

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

bigmcgaffney posted:

What's the deal with sv's wife, how does everyone know her

it's a tired two year old joke

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Geno Smith has the worst looking fake pitch/handoff I have ever seen

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

whypick1 posted:

Waiting for a fumble at the worst possible times because Jets.
Pretty much this.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

bigmcgaffney posted:

What's the deal with sv's wife, how does everyone know her

Carnally.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

bigmcgaffney posted:

What's the deal with sv's wife, how does everyone know her

She's like a doorknob.

Everyone's had a turn.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Brannock posted:

it's a tired two year old joke

false

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

TMMadman posted:

Give me a minute...

ohhh...

Ohhh yeah..

:fap:

Gross.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Brannock posted:

it's a tired two year old joke

much like sv's marriage

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

loving go jets

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Shut the gently caress up about Ebola. Everyone knows, everyone cares, everyone thinks its as funny /not funny as you.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

New England-style CLANGA

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Ribsauce posted:

Geno Smith has the worst looking fake pitch/handoff I have ever seen

Mark Sanchez had an amazing one

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I think even Peyton has better running instincts than Geno.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Lol maybe cover the one wideout who's worth anything

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Big Beef City posted:

Please shut up

no u

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wait, they sell glass bottles at Gilette? That seems stupid.

I was also hoping that dude would break it when the camera was on him.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Jets

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

whypick1 posted:

Waiting for a fumble at the worst possible times because Jets.

WITCH

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

whypick1 posted:

Waiting for a fumble at the worst possible times because Jets.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Big Beef City posted:

Shut the gently caress up about Ebola. Everyone knows, everyone cares, everyone thinks its as funny /not funny as you.

You are quite upset about a good number of things

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