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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Inactives:

Patriots
Bryan Stork, Dan Connolly, Cameron Fleming, Nate Ebner, James White, Aaron Dobson and Malcolm Butler

Jets
TJ Barnes, Dozier, Wesley Johnson, Owusu, Reilly, Salas, and Thomas.

_________

Notably Brandon Browner and Hightower are playing for the defense, and James White sucks so bad the practice squad Running back was activated over him, hah.

And yeah, that's 3 interior offensive linemen missing, fantastic.

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Kalli posted:

Inactives:

Patriots
Bryan Stork, Dan Connolly, Cameron Fleming, Nate Ebner, James White, Aaron Dobson and Malcolm Butler

Jets
TJ Barnes, Dozier, Wesley Johnson, Owusu, Reilly, Salas, and Thomas.

_________

Notably Brandon Browner and Hightower are playing for the defense, and James White sucks so bad the practice squad Running back was activated over him, hah.

And yeah, that's 3 interior offensive linemen missing, fantastic.

What does the shell game of the O-line look like for the Patriots today? Who's starting where?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Hoping for another buttfumble :getin:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tom Tucker posted:

What does the shell game of the O-line look like for the Patriots today? Who's starting where?

Solder - Cannon - Wendell - Kline - Vollmer is my guess

Expect lots of quick passes and draws is my guess

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
LL Cool J avoiding the systematic embarrassment of the New York Jets at the hands of the Patriots for the better art of a decade.

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU
The TNF song is awful.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Please tell me this is an actual official Jets thing and not some youtube fan video

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

^^official Jets hype video


Go go Jets

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Tom Brady by 80 points

BOOK IT

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Go 56-56 tie

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

E_Motion posted:

Please tell me this is an actual official Jets thing and not some youtube fan video

http://deadspin.com/official-jets-hype-video-features-climactic-typo-1647334602

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Do y'all remember the last time the Jets and Pats played a Thursday game

Never forget :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAQnJdOniCk

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

clean, crisp, refreshing. a vintage 2012 buttfumble.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

So the hilarity begins even before kickoff? I'm on board.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
my insurance is all hosed up so I need to find $5k for my gut problems and another $500/mo for prescriptions and poo poo because everything is a joke but on the plus side ambien is generic and only like $20

so I guess what I'm saying is I'm ready for TNF to get real weird

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
With that OL, start Jimmy G.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

causticBeet posted:

The TNF song is awful.
The TNF music is identical to the CBS music except they changed the notes slightly

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

wheez the roux posted:

my insurance is all hosed up so I need to find $5k for my gut problems and another $500/mo for prescriptions and poo poo because everything is a joke but on the plus side ambien is generic and only like $20

so I guess what I'm saying is I'm ready for TNF to get real weird

i finally got a prescription for valium, my mom starts chemo on monday, this week has been a roller coaster but is ending better than last week

good luck wheez

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

wheez the roux posted:

so I guess what I'm saying is I'm ready for TNF to get real weird

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


The goddamn New York Jets can't do a goddamn thing right

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

Dr_Strangelove posted:

The goddamn New York Jets can't do a goddamn thing right

they entertain those of us who aren't Jets fans at least

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

wheez the roux posted:

my insurance is all hosed up so I need to find $5k for my gut problems and another $500/mo for prescriptions and poo poo because everything is a joke but on the plus side ambien is generic and only like $20

so I guess what I'm saying is I'm ready for TNF to get real weird

Have you tried LSD? A little 'cid might fix ya right up.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

they entertain those of us who aren't Jets fans at least


yeah I would actually argue that they do everything right thank u Jets

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Geno is an rear end who plays like butts, and he will probably fumble

Go Football Patriots

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Benne posted:

Do y'all remember the last time the Jets and Pats played a Thursday game

Never forget :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAQnJdOniCk

This isn't that barnburner from last year when Edleman had like 100 catches for less than 100 yards

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Homestar Runner posted:

yeah I would actually argue that they do everything right thank u Jets

I'm pretty sure that if you study the Jets and do the opposite of everything they do, you'd be a pretty succesful team

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Sour Diesel posted:

Have you tried LSD? A little 'cid might fix ya right up.

believe me, i've given it more than a fair try

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

This summer, I saw a commercial bumper for The Last Ship that said:

THE BEST NEVER WAIVER

So, they never get a waiver? They are never waived of their responsibilities? Pro-fuckin'-fessional video production, from TNT and the Jets.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vertical Lime posted:

This isn't that barnburner from last year when Edleman had like 100 catches for less than 100 yards

That was the worst, also in really lovely conditions.

Thinking about that game, there were probably something like 20 players between the two who started that game that aren't starting now.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

If Tom Brady did a buttfumble I would just die of happiness

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Vertical Lime posted:

This isn't that barnburner from last year when Edleman had like 100 catches for less than 100 yards

That game was an abomination and should be scrubbed from history

The Buttfumble Game will live forever

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

E_Motion posted:

I'm pretty sure that if you study the Jets and do the opposite of everything they do, you'd be a pretty succesful team


successful teams are the straight men of the NFL


we need the Jets for comic relief

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

wheez the roux posted:

my insurance is all hosed up so I need to find $5k for my gut problems and another $500/mo for prescriptions and poo poo because everything is a joke but on the plus side ambien is generic and only like $20

so I guess what I'm saying is I'm ready for TNF to get real weird

I wanna get hosed up with you wheez

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
haha I'm actually going to watch this

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Homestar Runner posted:

successful teams are the straight men of the NFL


we need the Jets for comic relief

I wasn't saying the Jets aren't hilarious. They're bad in a hilarious way, not bad in a boring way like say the Bucs.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

needs bigger boat posted:

haha I'm actually going to watch this

We've got an addiction man.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
why is the production quality for phil and jim so bad

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

NickRoweFillea posted:

I wanna get hosed up with you wheez

Pop over to canada?

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Wait, Hoomanawanui is an actual starter now?

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