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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
The Underground is run by a South African that gives different posters different privileges based on the color of their names, and still somehow isn't the most racist mma forum on the net

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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

fatherdog posted:

The Underground is run by a South African that gives different posters different privileges based on the color of their names, and still somehow isn't the most racist mma forum on the net

I had never thought of it like this and now can't stop laughing.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Gregor Samsa posted:

The UG is garbage, hth

I do not understand its formatting, how to click on threads, its sub forums (100 different geographic regions?!) and how to find the good threads on there that people and fighters partake in.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

willie_dee posted:

and how to find the good threads on there that people and fighters partake in.

The reason you cannot find these has nothing to do with the formatting.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Before registering here, I would check the UG for MMA discussion when SA went on lockdown. I don't think I've ever felt smarter in my life. The most basic of concepts are like quantum physics to the majority of posters there.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Before registering here, I would check the UG for MMA discussion when SA went on lockdown. I don't think I've ever felt smarter in my life. The most basic of concepts are like quantum physics to the majority of posters there.

Bet they don't even know the keys to the sprawl (your hips must pass over his head) or a toe hold (gotta curl the toes downwards)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

Bet they don't even know the keys to the sprawl (your hips must pass over his head) or a toe hold (gotta curl the toes downwards)

Argh, dangit.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
There's no UFC this weekend but holy poo poo there's a lot of b-league

http://www.sherdog.com/blog/Live-Combat-Sports-Schedule-75749

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oooo live from Guam

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://mmajunkie.com/2014/10/report-war-machine-attempts-suicide-in-las-vegas-jail

such a gently caress up he can't even choke himself out

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Oct 17, 2014

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



:drat:

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lol

Hang your head in shame WarMachine. OH WAIT.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Lol

Hang your head in shame WarMachine. OH WAIT.

Ha

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Everytime Warmachine almost dies this place brings it's A-game. I appreciate that.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

:thurman:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Piece Of Linen

Win/1-0/War Machine/Choking at Choking/Jailhouse Rock/10-16-2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Another choke War Machine couldn't finish

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
Early stoppage

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

canoshiz posted:

Early stoppage

:laffo:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Holy poo poo you guys :hampants:

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

canoshiz posted:

Early stoppage


Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
Las Vegas is bad enough without being in jail. My sympathies are with War King Wilson AKA The War Master AKA THe Pitbull Assassin. Please get the help you need and find your peace.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

canoshiz posted:

Early stoppage

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Guess he took it to heart when Dana said don't leave things in the hands of the judges.

mewse
May 2, 2006

His twitter poetry almost makes me physically ill

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Chris "Huggy Bear" Barnett is my new favorite supperweight

http://vimeo.com/106081840

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

He used to train at my gym from time to time.

Sometimes we'd be training and he'd be the biggest guy in the room.

What's worse is that sometimes I was the second biggest guy in the room.


(usually he brought his buddy with him who is much better suited : http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Scott-Barrett-39344)

TheReverend fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Oct 17, 2014

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Hahaha, man, Travis Wiuff has some sort of magical power where his existence is completely erased from my memory unless I'm actually seeing him on my screen. His last UFC fight was 9 years ago. As shallow as HW is, it's kind of amazing he hasn't been brought back to get KOd by a couple of prospects they want to build. I guess they avoid hiring guys who look like borderline neo nazis these days.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

LobsterMobster posted:

Chris "Huggy Bear" Barnett is my new favorite supperweight

http://vimeo.com/106081840

:stare: Amazing. Worth the click for the celebration alone.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
ONE FC main card is on. Brandon Vera is doing commentary. I'm hoping for a Tito-on-Affliction situation.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
A skinny Singaporean just won via Travis Browne elbows and knees to the head. :stare:

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
onefc card has been awesome

the wmma fight was brutal with them knees to the head

cool card, hope the main event is cool

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

Hahaha, man, Travis Wiuff has some sort of magical power where his existence is completely erased from my memory unless I'm actually seeing him on my screen. His last UFC fight was 9 years ago. As shallow as HW is, it's kind of amazing he hasn't been brought back to get KOd by a couple of prospects they want to build. I guess they avoid hiring guys who look like borderline neo nazis these days.

He had my favorite Scott Ferrall intro in the YAMMA, announcing as Travis "I Need A Room With A" Wiuff

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Can someone remind me of the direct link for Bellator airing on Spike later tonight?

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live

It's on now

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
STAND US UP.....PLEASE

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
catchweight 168 :stare:

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Kekekela posted:

catchweight 168 :stare:

7 of 11 fights on tonight's Bellator are catchweights

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

Fentry posted:

7 of 11 fights on tonight's Bellator are catchweights

Yeah, it was the females at 168 that I was taken aback by.


Also, next fight should be my esteemed training partner Martin "Everyone except Bellator calls me Trey" Brown. :dance:

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