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EXAKT Science posted:Not sure of the context or reasoning behind this tattoo, but it's pretty weird: Im going to make a wild guess and say it's a dead baby memorial tattoo and a warning sign to stay far far far the gently caress away.
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EXAKT Science posted:Not sure of the context or reasoning behind this tattoo, but it's pretty weird: It doesn't look real, if that helps.
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wanna motorboat that baby.
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KittySpinEcho posted:
I'd party with that dude.
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The next day he was drunk again, laying in the sand and decided to screw the healing process and went swimming in the ocean.
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I'm almost entirely certain that that baby's body paint. e: It's photoshop, by a guy called Noel Bass: http://www.noelbass.com/the-controversy-over-tattoo-baby/ Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 00:04 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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Istari posted:I'm almost entirely certain that that's body paint. No way, every single instance of art on a human body is 100% a permanent tattoo, no one would ever just temporarily paint on a body for any reason.  See that? Tattoo.
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Oct 14, 2014 00:08
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No pic, but the guy in front of me at the gas station had a tattoo of Elmo holding an assault rifle on his calf.
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A World of Tanks player decided to get a tattoo:   quote:I had an ME262 done 2 weeks ago by a guy but he didn't do very well on it and overcharged me, and gave me attitude.. So I found a better artist and had him do the tiger 1 tank I wanted.. It isn't colored in yet, it took him 5 hours to do the tank as you see it... For its size... its extremely extremely well done.. very good detail.... Im like so happy.. In 2 weeks he is going to put a tan/green camo on it, and put a forest around it and blend in the sky with the tank to look like one piece.. He is going to fix the ME262 as well.. I'm betting that "Gave me attitude" probably means "wouldn't do the swastika." Another person also got this: 
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Oct 15, 2014 08:09
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The typo in the slogan really brings it home for me.
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I think I'm seeing the face wrong on this one, but if it isn't a  ey face on a much more detailed body, than I don't want to see the face correctly.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:36
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The plane is smiling 
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Oct 16, 2014 08:08
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 No I don't know what its supposed to say either. Sonics is my only guess.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:19
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Looks like spikes to me.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:23
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I immediately read it as Yikes, which was also my reaction.
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The White Dragon posted:I think I'm seeing the face wrong on this one, but if it isn't a I think her eyes are supposed to be shut tightly and the lines below are cheek bones or make up, but yea, definitely down syndromy or something either way. 
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Oct 16, 2014 15:23
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I have to wonder, does anyone ever go in to a talented tattoo artist's shop, describe an idea or pick out something off the wall, have the guy draw it and then go "Yeah, that, but shittier." I mean would someone go for a tattoo and then haggle the price down for a lesser quality product? Like I'd like to think for some of these that the artist is capable of quality work and the customer is just extra stupid.
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CzarChasm posted:I have to wonder, does anyone ever go in to a talented tattoo artist's shop, describe an idea or pick out something off the wall, have the guy draw it and then go No because then that artist will be linked to a lovely tattoo
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People try to haggle us down all the time, I usually raise the price whenever they ask me "Can't you do better?" People also add me to groups without my permission all the time, so I usually look for the worst tattoos, save em, and leave. Here's today's offering. 
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Oct 16, 2014 16:54
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Only out'side. Everywhere, mother's are buried. They s' eem dead, but in'side their screaming. 'Screaming.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:32
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I think the creepiest thing about it is the red "M" and "e.", making it kind of read "Mother's never die inside Me." Read it as "Mother is never die inside Me." and it seriously sounds like a locked-closet-dwelling near-idiot explaining his recent cannibalism. Or I could just be really loving tired.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:I think the creepiest thing about it is the red "M" and "e.", making it kind of read "Mother's never die inside Me." That's exactly how I read it too. Either way I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:51
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Poor Lesbehonest. She probably gets made fun of all the time for her silly name, and now this happens.
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I'd say this one takes some skill. It takes some real skill to work a penis into a bulldog's face like that.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:27
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Doubly awesome is the fact that behind the penis bulldog it appears to be a map of England alone, but has the Union Jack on it. It could just be shittily drawn, but Scotland's definitely not there, and Wales if it is is kinda smushed and deformed, and no sign of northern ireland naturally.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:Doubly awesome is the fact that behind the penis bulldog it appears to be a map of England alone, but has the Union Jack on it. It could just be shittily drawn, but Scotland's definitely not there, and Wales if it is is kinda smushed and deformed, and no sign of northern ireland naturally. The Union Flag is also wrong, the thicker part of the diagonal bars goes round in a clockwise fashion: 
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dpack_1 posted:The Union Flag is also wrong, the thicker part of the diagonal bars goes round in a clockwise fashion: A lot of people don't realise there's a right way round and a wrong way, so their source image for the tat being someone flying it inverted is pretty likely.
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Oct 17, 2014 21:31
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Why is that fairy holding a condom?
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Oct 17, 2014 22:10
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We're all in agreement that the heart is there to cover up the typo, right?
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Oct 17, 2014 22:35
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"One the lips"? Edit: oh god I've just seen the R squeezed into childen as well.
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Edmund Honda posted:A lot of people don't realise there's a right way round and a wrong way, so their source image for the tat being someone flying it inverted is pretty likely. In this case, it looks like the bottom left of the flag is going in the right direction, and the bottom right is going in the wrong direction.
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Oct 18, 2014 06:37
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So, relative of mine posted this incoherant blur on Facebook: It's a "ship wheel dreamcatcher". At least it wasn't an anchor.
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Oct 19, 2014 18:01
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I love fiddlehead season.
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Oct 19, 2014 18:08
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Friend of a friend on Facebook. Nope, no reason you would ever be ashamed of a tattoo like that.
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Tracula posted:Friend of a friend on Facebook. #camergate
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Tracula posted:Friend of a friend on Facebook. All I see is a giant ballsack surrounded by squiggled
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