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Ebola Tsar looks weird as written, like something from the newspaper scrambler. What does it unscramble to?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:50 |
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Able Sorta!!!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:52 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Who the gently caress tests positive for cocaine? That poo poo's out of your system in like a day or something. Someone who did cocaine last night, I'd presume.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:56 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:The whole point of a GOP immigration bill is to stir up their media moan machine. I never said it would be signed, but you're right: it'll sure give Fox fodder when it gets vetoed.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:57 |
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SquadronROE posted:They'll definitely be passing some sort of reform. It's too big of a "ha! Look! We can get things done!" opportunity for them to miss. Especially since their voting base aren't in a position to refute the effectiveness of that reform. And if anyone else says "What you passed is poo poo." they'll say, "Hey, you had years to pass something and didn't. The American people wanted something done, so we did something." Speaking as someone who has lived in the Phoenix area for a long time, this will go over like a lead balloon with the Hispanic community unless it shortens the amount of time for legal immigration and allows the illegal parents of legal kids to ultimately be able to live here with their family intact. Shooting down President Bush (and Rick Perry, for that matter) combined with the racism on display toward the President over the last few years have caused some pretty permanent and incalculable damage to the Republican brand among that audience. It's not going to be as simple as "look at the shiny new immigration law that doesn't do what you need it to do anyways."
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:04 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Who the gently caress tests positive for cocaine? That poo poo's out of your system in like a day or something. You can actually test postive for use up to a week after but the normal time frame is 3-5 days. That's because you don't screen for cocaine, you screen for what it's metabolized as which stays in the body for longer periods. Also, he was booted instead of swept under because you don't gently caress with the Navy's zero tolerance drug policy.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:05 |
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Chadderbox posted:Speaking as someone who has lived in the Phoenix area for a long time, this will go over like a lead balloon with the Hispanic community unless it shortens the amount of time for legal immigration and allows the illegal parents of legal kids to ultimately be able to live here with their family intact. As if you even need to ask what said bill won't include. Hope you like going back to your home country to wait in the same, increasingly slow, immigration line as all those other immigrants! What? You thought INS was getting more funding? I think you meant ICE. Oh, and keep in mind, this is a nice compromise. We could have chosen to not even include that provision! Aren't we so kind? Vote Republican 2016!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:15 |
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Limbo posted:I'm not sure if it's been mentioned here or in another thread, but apparently Diamond Joe's son Hunter was discharged from the Navy Reserve back in February after testing positive for cocaine. Expect to see all the usual suspects go apoplectic over this further sign of the nation's descent into hell. You've gotta be trying pretty hard to come up hot for cocaine, that's impressive.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:21 |
If Biden decides to run in the primaries I'll vote for Hillary with no reservations if she asks him why he feels his family should be immune to the drug laws he supports during a debate (she won't).
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:23 |
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Radish posted:Does he explain exactly how they are going to do that?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:32 |
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Waaaaaait a minute, Obama just appointed a Czar on October 17 To the Glenn Beck chalkboard!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:43 |
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college has kept me pretty busy, so I haven't been able to keep up with the Senate midterms, does it look like the GOP is gonna take the Senate?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:04 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Who the gently caress tests positive for cocaine? That poo poo's out of your system in like a day or something. "Wait, I have to get drug tested soon? Hold on while I take this bump."
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:11 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:college has kept me pretty busy, so I haven't been able to keep up with the Senate midterms, does it look like the GOP is gonna take the Senate? Our God really isn't vengeful or nice or anything. God just really likes to see us drunk as poo poo.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:12 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:college has kept me pretty busy, so I haven't been able to keep up with the Senate midterms, does it look like the GOP is gonna take the Senate? There have been multiple confirmed cases of Ebola in the United States and we bombed a Middle Eastern terrorist group just enough to piss off doves and not enough to satisfy hawks.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:14 |
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well god drat it I forgot the electorate is completely irrational
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:19 |
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Republicans are the id of America, and right now with Ebola and ISIS and all that poo poo it's easier to let your id completely take over, huh
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:21 |
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Joementum posted:He also says in that interview that he thinks Republicans can capture a third of the African American vote. Oh, boy! A whole third!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:36 |
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Popular Thug Drink posted:That's why piss tests happen most frequently on Monday mornings. What people do on the weekend, on their own time should be nobodies goddamn business.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:56 |
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joeburz posted:Able Sorta!!! USPOL NOVEMBER: Ebola Tsar, Able Sorta EDIT: Talmonis posted:What people do on the weekend, on their own time should be nobodies goddamn business. Including illegal activities, apparently. Just do your murders and robberies on the weekends.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:57 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:Our God really isn't vengeful or nice or anything. God just really likes to see us drunk as poo poo. Why else he would have made alcohol basically the easiest thing to make no matter where in the world you live?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:57 |
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Amergin posted:*Wet fart*
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:00 |
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http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/where-the-tea-party-rules-20141014 So this is a real good article you should read. I have family in and from Lima and have spent a lot of time there, and this is depressingly accurate. Lima was tea party since the 80s at least, and the current result is how those policies shake out.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:09 |
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Talmonis posted:What people do on the weekend, on their own time should be nobodies goddamn business. You don't have "your own time" if you're in the military.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:13 |
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Talmonis posted:What people do on the weekend, on their own time should be nobodies goddamn business. I'm willing to make an exception for cops and lawmakers.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:13 |
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What I meant was that it's hard to get popped for coke unless you're a habitual user or incredibly unlucky. How often does the military drug test soldiers? Daily? Weekly? Monthly? Most positive drug tests come up as "weed" since that takes forever to metabolize.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:15 |
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Fried Chicken posted:http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/where-the-tea-party-rules-20141014 Oh, man, loving Lima. Not too far from me. I did not know it was a Tea Party stronghold; I did know it's just a shithole though, which I guess is kind of the same thing.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:21 |
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Quote of the day, "I went to a restaurant up in New York when I was there during the General Assembly, and my credit card was rejected. It turned out I guess I don't use it enough. So they thought there was some fraud going on. Fortunately, Michelle had hers." ~ Barack Obama at the CFPB.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:36 |
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Joementum posted:Quote of the day, "I went to a restaurant up in New York when I was there during the General Assembly, and my credit card was rejected. It turned out I guess I don't use it enough. So they thought there was some fraud going on. Fortunately, Michelle had hers." ~ Barack Obama at the CFPB. Oh, Barry. Of course they'd cancel a credit card issued to "Barack H. Obama," thats like, the most fake credit card name ever.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:41 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Oh, Barry. Of course they'd cancel a credit card issued to "B-Rock The Islamic Shock Super Allah Hussein Obama" thats like, the most fake credit card name ever.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:44 |
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Sorry Joementum. I challenge your quote of the day with my own:Dr. Ben Carson posted:I would choose common sense over knowledge in almost every circumstance.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:46 |
Fried Chicken posted:http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/where-the-tea-party-rules-20141014 Honestly I don't think many people have much faith left in government even if they aren't Tea Partiers. While the Republicans and more specifically the Tea Partiers are actively trying to burn the country to the ground and loot whatever ruins are left, the Democrats don't really seem to have much of a plan outside of swaying to public opinion on social issues (and not actually leading until it becomes clear those specific issues are popular) and sacrificing labor, minorities, and the poor in order to gain the favor of financial interests which are needed to win elections. Obviously the Democrats are much less terrible but we've reached a point where more and more of America doesn't really see a difference and becoming disillusioned in the ability of our leaders to help which results in more stupid "well let private interests handle it" making things worse. The Republicans obviously have done their best to make life as miserable as possible for people in order to tarnish Obama's image, but it's really not like he's doing tons to reign in the corrupt financial that crashed the economy or end the indentured servitude recently graduated college students have found themselves in. Regardless of if it was deserved or not, a lot of people put faith in Obama to change stuff and he turned out to be just another guy committed to the status quo. I really don't see an endgame here other than a theocratic third world nightmare with a few hold out areas in fifty years or so as the cuts to education really sink in, public assets and the environment is sold to the highest bidder, and more and more wealth becomes consolidated in the hands of a tiny percentage of Americans. It doesn't help much that it seems as soon as someone gets any sort of success they fall into the "gently caress you, got mine" mentality a large part of our media hammers into us at all times. Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:47 |
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Chantilly Say posted:Oh, boy! A whole third! 3/5ths too optimistic?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:52 |
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Mr Interweb posted:Sorry Joementum. I challenge your quote of the day with my own: That's rich coming from a neurosurgeon.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:03 |
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Fried Chicken posted:http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/where-the-tea-party-rules-20141014 I shouldn't have read the comments section
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:04 |
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Fried Chicken posted:http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/where-the-tea-party-rules-20141014 quote:Lori tells me she's simply too busy to pay attention to politics. She's concerned about the Second Amendment and suspects Obama may harbor ''more Islamic interest than he cares to share.'' But she's also concerned about gas prices, her health care premiums and her union contract, which she tells me ''isn't worth the paper it's printed on.'' During the last general election, in 2012, Scott, in protest of Obama's fiscal and foreign policies, voted for Mitt Romney. Lori, despite her fears, couldn't decide. ''I didn't feel confident that either choice was worse – they were both bad,'' she says. ''So I wrote in Mickey Mouse.'' Oh boy. But what can be done? This kind of frustration is so common.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:04 |
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:08 |
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Well, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:09 |
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Mr Interweb posted:Sorry Joementum. I challenge your quote of the day with my own: What the gently caress? The dude was a bonafide great neurosurgeon. What happened to him?
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