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benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Kilonum posted:

Asian domestic.

I was thinking about some of those crazy intra-Japan runs that are full of 747s all day, I'm just wondering if the additional time involved loading and unloading the beast would be a benefit over the current capacity. At 2,000 you're getting into cruise ship territory and it takes a while to clean up after that many passengers. Anyway, if in some crazy future world this thing takes off I'm certain that it will be an awesome vector for whatever virus is going to bring about the zombie apocalypse. Cheers!

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


benito posted:

Just out of curiosity, has anyone here been on the baggage claim end of a full, 800-passenger single class trip on an A380 (if such a thing exists)? A 2,000-passenger plane is pretty much going to have to have its own inflight plumber, doctor, garbage collector, etc... I'm also curious as to which routes would justify such a beast.

I took a flight from London to Paris on Air France's 380 when they first got them. I think there were a grand total of 3 customs desks open in the customs hall. The customs officers didn't look impressed.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Godholio posted:

The US found those planes so valuable we left them behind. I'm pretty sure the USAF legit owns a few copies of both of those airframes. I know there are MiG-21s on display on USAF bases.

Not nearly enough of them. There've also been reports of MiG-29s used on target ranges :(

(I know it makes sense, but if you've got something that rare, just build a wooden dummy to drop bombs on, and put the real things in a museum in every state)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Not nearly enough of them. There've also been reports of MiG-29s used on target ranges :(

(I know it makes sense, but if you've got something that rare, just build a wooden dummy to drop bombs on, and put the real things in a museum in every state)

There were a ton made, they're not particularly rare. We're also using F-16s as target drones.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Speaking of, the system of using F-16s as targets and intentionally missing but knowing whether or not you would have hit if it was the real deal sounds cool. Wish i knew more about it.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

There were a ton made, they're not particularly rare. We're also using F-16s as target drones.

A bunch of the F-16 drones were worn as gently caress jets used in aggressor training and the early block models from what I remember.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
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Sure hope they yoinked the APU out of those -16's before they shot them down...

I mean, they're not that crazy, right?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Duke Chin posted:

Sure hope they yoinked the APU out of those -16's before they shot them down...

I mean, they're not that crazy, right?

I'd imagine the hydrazine in the power units would dissipate before hitting ground level or be ignited by the primary detonation of the missile warhead or the secondary detonation of the fuel. It's an issue when an intact airframe crashes, but a aircraft at altitude getting popped...not to mention I'm sure they'll be shooting these things down over the Gulf of Mexico or the western test ranges only.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Oct 19, 2014

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Hydrazine APU's? Am I in the KSP thread or is that a real thing :jeb:?

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Not technically an APU, but an EPU - emergency power unit. Because the F-16 relies on computers to actually fly and because it only has one engine (and one generator IIRC), they gave it an EPU so that in the event of an engine failure you have a fighting chance of getting it restarted, instead of immediately tumbling rear end over tea kettle.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MrChips posted:

Not technically an APU, but an EPU - emergency power unit. Because the F-16 relies on computers to actually fly and because it only has one engine (and one generator IIRC), they gave it an EPU so that in the event of an engine failure you have a fighting chance of getting it restarted, instead of immediately tumbling rear end over tea kettle.

Just to elaborate on why its an EPU and not an APU - The main difference is that an APU is used regularly to start engines on the ground and in the air if you need to restart an engine, or get some more bleed air or whatever. The EPU is only used in the event of an engine failure because it runs on hydrazine.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

mlmp08 posted:

Speaking of, the system of using F-16s as targets and intentionally missing but knowing whether or not you would have hit if it was the real deal sounds cool. Wish i knew more about it.

It's just TSPI telemetry (think ACMI stuff) coupled with some algorithms on the processing end.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Any particular reason it couldn't run on JP-8?

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Fucknag posted:

Any particular reason it couldn't run on JP-8?

Because what if the reason your engine died is that you are out of JP-8?

Also they probably did it for weight reasons, hydrazine packs a shitload more energy per pound than jet fuel.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Terrible Robot posted:

Because what if the reason your engine died is that you are out of JP-8?

Also they probably did it for weight reasons, hydrazine packs a shitload more energy per pound than jet fuel.

Well, if the given purpose was

MrChips posted:

so that in the event of an engine failure you have a fighting chance of getting it restarted

I was thinking mechanical failure more so than low fuel. If your tanks are dry, you're pretty much bailing anyway, and something like a capacitor could probably store enough energy to keep the plane level for long enough to eject safely.

The energy density thing makes sense, though. And some cursory googling has people claiming that hydrazine units can start and get power flowing much more quickly than a typical APU, on the order of a couple seconds, so I could see that being an advantage as well.

Still, nasty stuff. I'm surprised they use it on a manned atmospheric vehicle (the Shuttle had... other considerations. :v:)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Fucknag posted:

Any particular reason it couldn't run on JP-8?

That would require compression and an ignition source and stuff. With the hydrazine just open the bottle and bam you have a ton of hydrogen under pressure to spin something.

Fucknag posted:

I was thinking mechanical failure more so than low fuel. If your tanks are dry, you're pretty much bailing anyway, and something like a capacitor could probably store enough energy to keep the plane level for long enough to eject safely.

If you have altitude you can certainly do a dead stick landing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puia_yQxir8

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 19, 2014

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

iyaayas01 posted:

It's just TSPI telemetry (think ACMI stuff) coupled with some algorithms on the processing end.

Ok, cool.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous

Fucknag posted:

I was thinking mechanical failure more so than low fuel. If your tanks are dry, you're pretty much bailing anyway, and something like a capacitor could probably store enough energy to keep the plane level for long enough to eject safely.

It's more than having enough time to eject, it's to power the computers and flight controls long enough to actually land somewhere if there's an airport within gliding distance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puia_yQxir8

vessbot fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 19, 2014

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

hobbesmaster posted:

That would require compression and an ignition source and stuff. With the hydrazine just open the bottle and bam you have a ton of hydrogen under pressure to spin something.


If you have altitude you can certainly do a dead stick landing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puia_yQxir8

Context from wikipedia:

quote:

27 June 1996
An Air National Guard General Dynamics F-16C Fighting Falcon makes a dead-stick landing at Elizabeth City Air Station following an engine failure. Capt Chris H. Rose of 121st Fighter Squadron was returning from a training mission when his engine suffered a flameout at 13,000 feet, but he was able to jettison his fuel tanks and glide for 15 miles to a successful landing with the assistance of his three wingmen and air traffic controllers. For his outstanding airmanship he was awarded the Koren Kolligian Jr Trophy.[131]

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Speaking of shutting down engines, Thursday was interesting:



We were ferrying the plane back from a det, when lefty there decided it didn't want to be a working engine any more. Luckily a second engine and loads o' rudders makes diverting a lot easier than in an F-16.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

hobbesmaster posted:

I think its actually at least twice that size which makes it all the more ridiculous (those B-36 wheels could only be used at what 3 airports in the world?)

Yeah his design is going to sink right through any tarmac in the world.

Party Plane Jones posted:

A bunch of the F-16 drones were worn as gently caress jets used in aggressor training and the early block models from what I remember.

They're pulled from AMARC. So yeah, they're older, retired airframes that would otherwise just keep sitting in the desert donating spare parts. Although in the case of F-16s parts are still available. B-1s, B-52s, 707 family...that's a different story.

A bit disconcerting when you're on a jet and you see a part labeled with the tail number of an aircraft that went down.

I cant imagine the EPU is still on the QF-16s when they're used for a real shootex. They fly a lot more missions than that, and occasionally have a pilot on board; if I had to guess I'd say they appropriately prep the jets they intend to lose.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Oct 19, 2014

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
When you haven't been able to get a test flight off for two weeks because of weather, the first nice day is sure a good time to pick to drive a lift truck right into one of the rotor blades.

After canceling Friday, and canceling Saturday, now sitting around post-brief wondering if we're going to cancel today.

:ughh:

Edit: Yep, canceled. And even better it might require a replacement blade, which means we might sit around for two days while they track and balance it.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Oct 19, 2014

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Godholio posted:

Yeah his design is going to sink right through any tarmac in the world.

The more you look at them the more fractally wrong his designs get.

Inacio posted:

The problem with Colani is that it's not just pretentious wanking or self-promotion.
All of his designs are poo poo he thinks can be done somehow (even if modified as most things he proposes are. basically all of them. dude loves his curves).

Not saying that his stuff isnt ridiculously absurd and completely impracticable, that other gigantic passenger plane just got me wondering if a plane on that scale is possible.

Gotcha, and I believe the answer is yes. Boeing once did a design study for a truly ginormous aerial bulk cargo tanker; if they thought that was possible to build I don't see why a 2000 passenger aircraft would be out of the question.

In practice, it won't ever get built because the real-world practical problems with a passenger aircraft of such size are daunting.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004


Just adding an item of ridicule to this concept. I would like to see the Medusa-like array of slides that has explode forth in order to evacuate 2000 people in less than an hour.

Tsuru
May 12, 2008

Ola posted:

Just adding an item of ridicule to this concept. I would like to see the Medusa-like array of slides that has explode forth in order to evacuate 2000 people in less than an hour.
Comedy option: 2000 individual ejector seats

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Speaking of shutting down engines, Thursday was interesting:



We were ferrying the plane back from a det, when lefty there decided it didn't want to be a working engine any more. Luckily a second engine and loads o' rudders makes diverting a lot easier than in an F-16.

God I love that plane.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



BobHoward posted:

Gotcha, and I believe the answer is yes. Boeing once did a design study for a truly ginormous aerial bulk cargo tanker; if they thought that was possible to build I don't see why a 2000 passenger aircraft would be out of the question.

quote:

The RC-1 would have been roughly twice the size and mass of the Antonov An-225 Mriya, the largest aircraft built, but would have carried about five times the payload.

quote:

To lower runway loads, the aircraft used a massive landing gear arrangement with 56 wheels.

quote:

RC-1 "Brute Lifter"


This would've been the best plane. :shepface:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Ola posted:

Just adding an item of ridicule to this concept. I would like to see the Medusa-like array of slides that has explode forth in order to evacuate 2000 people in less than an hour.

just two big ones per side like you're at the fair

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Ola posted:


A 737 doesn't come near, but still fun to be able to monitor that stuff from ones own device.


My wife did that to our last GPS after she found out I was keeping score of the top speeds it was registering.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Tsuru posted:

Comedy option: 2000 individual ejector seats

Google "surinam toad"

fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero

Ola posted:

Another sad thing about Concorde being cancelled, you can't take your GPS aboard and watch its cruise performance trigger the ballistic missile fail safe.

If I remember correctly, some of the earlier Garmin handheld units coded the check as an "or" not an "and" of the two conditions so they weren't real useful on planes.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

fordan posted:

If I remember correctly, some of the earlier Garmin handheld units coded the check as an "or" not an "and" of the two conditions so they weren't real useful on planes.

Concorde is the only airliner able to reach either condition, let alone both at the same time!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjgxiXxu3nY

Barnsy
Jul 22, 2013

That's actually quite cool. Reminds me of the sikorsky sky crane, but in plane form.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

movax posted:

Secretly though, I'm sure there are war-boners raging right now to have a F-22 around to club those jets out of the sky as soon as possible.

:ssh: Its already there, in the UAE.

Godholio posted:

I got yelled at by a cop for doing that. She didn't care enough to make me delete the pictures or actually step completely out of here little ECP booth, though.

Yeah, its funny how....underutilized and overbearing security forces is. Hell, the CSS kid clipped the red line, and there was 5 trucks out of nowhere, each with 4 security forces guys.

Probably helps that the KC-135s don't really HAVE a red line to cross....its only JSTARS and RC-135s that have a red line.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Oct 20, 2014

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

MrChips posted:

Not technically an APU, but an EPU - emergency power unit. Because the F-16 relies on computers to actually fly and because it only has one engine (and one generator IIRC), they gave it an EPU so that in the event of an engine failure you have a fighting chance of getting it restarted, instead of immediately tumbling rear end over tea kettle.

Whoopsies - had a feeling when i hit post something was slightly off... Turn out it was one letter. Me and vowels don't get along sometimes. :v:

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

"Precious Metal" air racer has engine failure, lands deadstick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2A5ywM8TNk

quote:

During a practice session this year we had a fuel delivery problem and the engine shut down stone cold around pylon 3. The Griffon propeller is notorious for creating huge drag if the engine quits and the propeller was subsequently feathered after the 5 G pull-up off the course. PM was returned safely to earth thanks to this system installation and flew again two days later after a carburetor change.

The gyro stabilized camera mount was being tested on this flight, and unfortunately tumbled, but most of the experience was captured.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Nebakenezzer posted:

It's an interesting question...I think if you ignore airport facilities the answer is yes (just don't get an Italian Architect to design them.) If you take airport facilities into account, then I imagine for airplanes there is a definite upper limit. Bear in mind that the record for passengers in an airline flight was a emergency evacuation performed by an El Al 747. By removing seats and completely ignoring safety regs, they got over 1,100 Ethiopian Jews from Ethiopia to Jerusalem.

And that's just a 747. Imagine how many people you could take in a standing room only An-124 flight...

Isn't the A380 already above the limit for many airports? And that being one of the reasons why it's not selling well?

The commercial failure of the A380 is in itself a good reason why even larger airliners are not a good idea, regardless of their designs.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Is the A380 a failure? Given how long it takes to design the things, you'd think it would take at least as long for success or failure to be declared.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Cat Mattress posted:


The commercial failure of the A380 is in itself a good reason why even larger airliners are not a good idea, regardless of their designs.

Um.....what? How is it a failure?

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