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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

Are you kidding? I wish I could paint faces like this.

This is what pisses me off. I try my damnedest and still end up with googly eyes half the time and this guy is probably cranking out Thong Marines. It's like watching a guy with the lottery and spend it all on Chuck E Cheese tokens.

its like when really artistically gifted people waste their talents on bronie poo poo and hentai porn.

As someone who cant draw/paint that well it pisses me off, just give me your loving talent your obviously dont need it!

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Also that guy's painting is not very good for studio painter. A lot of people here are way better than him. A lot of his stuff is lazy as hell if you pull up the full size version. It's like the miniatures equivalent of a tattoo that looks good from a distance but has tons of blow outs and wiggly lines up close. A lot of photo retouching and post processing work done one those figs too.

Not that he's a terrible painter or anything, but there is a reason people make fun of Kingdom Death. That dude would be good if he was a hobbyist but as a studio artist he's pretty awful, especially compared to a lot of the guy's who aren't on payroll.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




From a couple of Ebay auctions I found a bit ago.

A blood covered Butcher



"Leadbelchers conversion" Leadbelchers are fat bellied Ogres who carry around literal cannons.


BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

parabolic
Jul 21, 2005

good night, speedfriend

"Alms"

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

No no no.

It's "almS."

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.

Numlock posted:

I kind of like it, I'm imagining a Kill Team squad of "Girl Power" Anime-barbie Chaos-marines. PRINCESS SPICE SQUAD GO!!! Khorne could be some soft of body building gal done up like an death metal fan...

I imagine quite a few people getting mad about it because of "not taking the game seriously" hopefull less getting mad because they think i'm a creep.

It's the latter, sorry.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I didn't know they made a Magna Carta:Tears of blood TTRPG.

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!
Honestly I can't see why they even bothered with a top; it's not like the one she has leaves much to the imagination.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

No Pun Intended posted:

Honestly I can't see why they even bothered with a top; it's not like the one she has leaves much to the imagination.
Kingdom Death models are known for their restraint and good taste, you see.

Direwolf
Aug 16, 2004
Fwar
I thought that was a random off topic picture.

http://gallery.kingdomdeath.com/Preacher-Advanced-Painting-Guide

Jesus

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
Kingdom Death: A world of gothic horror and big booty anime girls.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SRM posted:

Kingdom Death: A world of gothic horror and big booty anime girls.

How does someone wearing that little STILL have a boob window? The whole thing makes me sad to be a part of the same hobby as these creeps.

EDIT: Christ, you can even see her vagina from the rear. Somehow that makes the whole thing even worse.

rkajdi fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 20, 2014

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Direwolf posted:

I thought that was a random off topic picture.

http://gallery.kingdomdeath.com/Preacher-Advanced-Painting-Guide

Jesus

They don't mention the part where you make your highlighting look better by using a shitload of front light :(

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

El Estrago Bonito posted:

They don't mention the part where you make your highlighting look better by using a shitload of front light :(

obvious high point is 'i fixed where the glue spread a bit to the panties'

how do you write that about a loving miniature and not shoot yourself

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

obvious high point is 'i fixed where the glue spread a bit to the panties'

how do you write that about a loving miniature and not shoot yourself
A crippling lack of self-awareness.

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
I'm sure that they know they are making poo poo people will masturbate to and don't care. The only reason the naughty bits have those covering is so that its just this side of being actual pornography.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Numlock posted:

I'm sure that they know they are making poo poo people will masturbate to and don't care. The only reason the naughty bits have those covering is so that its just this side of being actual pornography.

Hahahahaha. That figure is one of the more tame ones. There are actual nude/porn models. Of course, there's actual rape/hentai figs too. gently caress anyone who thinks this poo poo is appropriate.

Hedningen
May 4, 2013

Enough sideburns to last a lifetime.
Kingdom Death is one of those companies that really makes me want to stuff nerds in lockers.

Although I have to admit, I've always liked the Flower Knight. I'd never support the creepy fucks by buying it, but it's one of those "Even a horrific, creepily-sexist squirrel manages to find a nut" thing. I think it's the confusion regarding horror - it's meant to be unsettling, but not the kind where the unsettling factor comes from the horrible mental image of nerds masturbating over tiny, carefully-sculpted vaginas.

HiveCommander
Jun 19, 2012

Babe Magnet posted:

lmao at comparing talent to the lottery. It's terrible subject matter but that skill was practiced and earned, not genetic.

Keep practicing. Those eyes will be less googly eventually.
The dude probably has far more motivation to paint, too (which might be thanks to the cheesecake models that he is painting).

Moola posted:

its like when really artistically gifted people waste their talents on bronie poo poo and hentai porn.

As someone who cant draw/paint that well it pisses me off, just give me your loving talent your obviously dont need it!
A thousand times this. Krursk was working with a pretty talented artist on an indie game many years ago, who wanted to turn it from a cool high fantasy setting to a furry wankfest.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
My roommate has sunk $500+ into the Kingdom Death kickstarter :commissar:

They have made a few really sweet models hidden under the mountain of gross poo poo though. But I'd never give them money.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
kill all doll gamers

edit: and all of the other gamers too

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Hedningen posted:

I think it's the confusion regarding horror - it's meant to be unsettling, but not the kind where the unsettling factor comes from the horrible mental image of nerds masturbating over tiny, carefully-sculpted vaginas.

It seems to be a meta trend with horror board games. One of the more popular Ameritrash board games, Arkham horror, does the same thing. It's utterly horrific when you play the game and you take your role as a maddening scientist, but not by the game rules - because of it. It's horribly written and your mind slowly goes mad trying to understand it all and you plunge into the depths of despair until C'thulhu emerges and you flip the table, destroying it. Somewhere on the other side of the world another group does the same thing, playing by a wholly different set of rules and game "reality."

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

ghetto wormhole posted:

My roommate has sunk $500+ into the Kingdom Death kickstarter :commissar:

They have made a few really sweet models hidden under the mountain of gross poo poo though. But I'd never give them money.

That's the really sad thing - most of their male humanoid models are reasonably nice and some of them (Flower Knight in particular, but a few others too) are actually really well-sculpted and interesting. But then they make poo poo like the Wet Nurse and it makes me cringe to even be tangentially associated with them by enjoying miniature modelling and painting. So close, but SO loving far.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Admiral Joeslop posted:

From a couple of Ebay auctions I found a bit ago.

A blood covered Butcher



Pizza the Hutt?

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
"Pre Hersy Rhino Conversion"
























































































































I almost felt guilty posting the work of a 10 year old.
Except he's older than 25 and has a hot babe avatar JFC.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The look like little booties

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



thespaceinvader posted:

That's the really sad thing - most of their male humanoid models are reasonably nice and some of them (Flower Knight in particular, but a few others too) are actually really well-sculpted and interesting. But then they make poo poo like the Wet Nurse and it makes me cringe to even be tangentially associated with them by enjoying miniature modelling and painting. So close, but SO loving far.

Apparently the Wet Nurse was something the guy had made before Kingdom Death, not excusing it, but that specific model (supposedly) wasn't designed specifically for the game. That being said, I remember being interested in KD at the start, when the worst thing he had was "pinup" models as add-ons. About 3 days after it started, the pinups were tame, conservative and restrained compared to the poo poo he was adding in. And the game raised over 3 million dollars.

As for painting, most of my models are just base coated. Unfortunately I don't have the time to sit down and paint the models. I know my painting skills are crap, but I would like to sit down one day and paint the rest of my Malifaux poo poo.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Randalor posted:

Apparently the Wet Nurse was something the guy had made before Kingdom Death, not excusing it, but that specific model (supposedly) wasn't designed specifically for the game. That being said, I remember being interested in KD at the start, when the worst thing he had was "pinup" models as add-ons. About 3 days after it started, the pinups were tame, conservative and restrained compared to the poo poo he was adding in. And the game raised over 3 million dollars.

As for painting, most of my models are just base coated. Unfortunately I don't have the time to sit down and paint the models. I know my painting skills are crap, but I would like to sit down one day and paint the rest of my Malifaux poo poo.

He's been using the "Kingdom Death" name for his whole business for years before he decided to make a game so I guess you're still late to the party. I haven't seen much of the game but from what I've seen it seems to be relatively more restrained than all the hosed up rape monster/titty girl poo poo he was pumping out before he did the kickstarter.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ghetto wormhole posted:

He's been using the "Kingdom Death" name for his whole business for years before he decided to make a game so I guess you're still late to the party. I haven't seen much of the game but from what I've seen it seems to be relatively more restrained than all the hosed up rape monster/titty girl poo poo he was pumping out before he did the kickstarter.

He kept the pinup stuff and the game separate throughout the campaign. The "normal" human models are pretty neat (it almost but not quite reminds me of dark souls) and most of the monsters are cool, minus the random dicks.

Too bad after the campaign it is slowly being revealed that they weren't separate... After beating one of the big baddies you can celebrate by having the women dress in floss and bang random guys in masks. Slender man is tentacle raping a girls skin while her nips slip out of belts that she is wearing. Mention anything bad on the kickstarter comments and you will get jumped on... it is literally the most toxic environment I've seen if you don't agree with the groupthink.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



I actually think the wet nurse is less objectionable than most the other females or at least I would in a different context. Most the women are basically just porn, which is weird and creepy.

The wet nurse as a weird maternity godess, while explicit makes sense and could be more or less fine with minor tweaks. Given the context, however, it comes across as fetishitic and creppy.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

I actually think the wet nurse is less objectionable than most the other females or at least I would in a different context. Most the women are basically just porn, which is weird and creepy.

The wet nurse as a weird maternity godess, while explicit makes sense and could be more or less fine with minor tweaks. Given the context, however, it comes across as fetishitic and creppy.

Did you miss the part where it has a huge raping dick tail and he originally had photos of it placed just behind one of the collapsed nude women that comes with it?

The near nude titty girls are tasteless but the rape monster is pretty fuckin' abhorrent. I mean I guess that's the desired effect but it's completely without context so if you were to buy one you'd be doing it just for the sake of owning a rape monster. And even if it were some movie monster or whatever that made sense in the context of a story you'd still be a creepy fucker.

my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Oct 21, 2014

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Haha, no I didn't see the rape tail. Welp nevermind then.

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

BULBASAUR posted:

"Pre Hersy Rhino Conversion"


Looks about as good as a actual GW Vehicle kit to me, what is the problem?

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Wow that wetnurse model is horrible. How could you sculpt something like that along with the victims and then think "yeah, this is exactly what I want."

Also, I am not sure if it was just the small screen on my phone but when I first saw it I thought that it was a giant lumpy cock covered in tits.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Pretty sure that's what it is.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I've seen that thing, complete with victims, but 'giant lumpy cock covered in tits' just makes me think of Oglaf for some reason.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
The wet nurse reminds me of the rape monsters in Dragon Age, but there it was more implicit and less dick tail.

Numlock posted:

Looks about as good as a actual GW Vehicle kit to me, what is the problem?

:iceburn:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This thread brings a warm feeling to the cockles of my heart.

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Esser-Z
Jun 3, 2012

Those rhinos are adorable. They look like the vehicles I made for my action figures whe I was in elementary school. :3:

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