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I thought for sure this would link to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBYxIElug8M
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Cacafuego posted:Why is my IP address just an ASCII dick indeed Google filters auto-suggestions. You only get porn if you actually hit enter.
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Warrahooyaargh posted:
Who are they?
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Lasher posted:Who are they? They're a football club in Lancashire.
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Oct 19, 2014 02:40
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Sorry, I was just being old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieK7b4KLL4
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Lasher posted:Sorry, I was just being old. I actually had no idea who Accrington Stanley were, so I googled it for you. And I thought about being a smartass and posting a LMGTFY link, but I figured that kind of crassness wouldn't fit in with the usual Something Awful decorum. So that's my loving cool story for you. That is a stunningly dull advertisement though, good work Lancashire.
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Oct 19, 2014 06:18
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What kind of cruel person would make an otter cry?
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frajaq posted:What kind of cruel person would make an otter cry? The kind who otter know better. Maybe he ran out of doves.
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Sweet leather gloves on this otter.
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frajaq posted:What kind of cruel person would make an otter cry? They're tears of joy. Watermelon is awesome.
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Roughly my reaction when eating watermelon. It tastes like crunchy, sugary, nothing.
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Intoluene posted:Roughly my reaction when eating watermelon. It tastes like crunchy, sugary, nothing. The amount of wrong in this post cannot be measures. This is objectively wrong on every level.
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Intoluene posted:Roughly my reaction when eating watermelon. It tastes like crunchy, sugary, nothing. You're not supposed to eat the crunchy bits, you know.
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Having lived in various parts of the US, I can say that there is such a thing as lovely watermelon. There is also delicious watermelon. It'll still never be as good as a really fresh pineapple though. 
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Oct 19, 2014 12:53
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Watermelon sucks in ever way a food can suck.
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Oct 19, 2014 12:56
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RyokoTK posted:That is a stunningly dull advertisement though, good work Lancashire. It's the Milk Marketing Board. There's only so much excitement you can generate when your brief is "For the love of God do something about all this surplus milk we have".  Who is Henry Kelly?
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Trent posted:Having lived in various parts of the US, I can say that there is such a thing as lovely watermelon. There is also delicious watermelon. For some reason all the stores near me only sell seedless watermelon. I don't know who invented that poo poo but I hate them.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:New sculpture in Paris
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A for effort, F for execution.
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I kept getting really confused until I realized yall weren't saying that it was Paul McCartney that built a giant butt plug.
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John Big Booty posted:It's by Paul McCarthy, which means that, yes, it's a buttplug. Yeah, dude loves them:  One of my ex-girlfriends is a pastry chef and helped him make these. She was "paid" in a large amount of "Chocolate Santa with Butt Plugs", and she gave them away as Christmas gifts that year, including to her parents, aunt and uncles, etc... Fake edit: I just did a google search for them, and they are selling for mad amounts of money.  I bet she wishes she kept them for a few years and sold them.
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They're not loving around when they say everybody was kung fu fighting.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:They're not loving around when they say everybody was kung fu fighting. I understand that those cats were fast as lightning, too.
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They also possessed expert timing.
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Istari posted:They also possessed expert timing. "Kung Fu Fighting" Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah [Chorus:] Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There was funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up They were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art And everybody knew their part From a fainting, to a slip And a kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning But they fought with expert timing There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on We took the bow and made a stand Started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me skip Now we're into a brand new trip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning But they did it with expert timing Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha Keep on, keep on, keep on Sure enough Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning Make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning... There. Now we can all feel clever about knowing song lyrics.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Yeah, dude loves them: They're listed for mad amounts of money. None that I can see are _selling_ for mad amounts of money.
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Solice Kirsk posted:"Kung Fu Fighting" Looks like someone's timing wasn't so expert 
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In fact, it was a little bit frightening. 
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SomeJazzyRat posted:In fact, it was a little bit frightening. Yeah, but as someone already pointed out, they fought with expert timing.
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You remind me of the babe
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Cacafuego posted:You remind me of the babe I can see some similarities. But be honest they are really nothing alike.
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There was a FIREFIGHT!
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Hahaha where'd this happen.
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