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Jerusalem posted:Americans don't want power steering and dynaflow suspension Women will like what I tell them to like.
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TMMadman posted:Women will like what I tell them to like. I'd step over my own mother to get to one!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:14
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TMMadman posted:12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa! If you want my opinion - I think you should buy this car.
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Oct 20, 2014 03:22
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Martytoof posted:The power of chrystler compels you! This is the end! The end of high prices!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:24
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Writer Cath posted:If you want my opinion - I think you should buy this car. Do YOU come with the car? 
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Oct 20, 2014 03:25
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Jerusalem posted:Americans don't want power steering and dynaflow suspension Get out of here, you little pisher.
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Oct 20, 2014 03:26
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Do over Ham posted:Get out of here, you little pisher. Your statement is hurtful, as my pishing is due to a glandular condition.
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Oct 20, 2014 03:40
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Jerusalem posted:Americans don't want power steering and dynaflow suspension We're putting in an onboard something and rack-and-peanut steering. 
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Oct 20, 2014 03:40
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Jerusalem posted:Your statement is hurtful, as my pishing is due to a glandular condition. I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem.
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Oct 20, 2014 03:41
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Writer Cath posted:If you want my opinion - I think you should buy this car. This monstrosity costs $82,000? What have I done? I mean, the zoo was fun but I'm ruined!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:41
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Drink-Mix Man is a.... brilliant goon. His quoting and posting of screengrabs are guaranteeing the comedy gold potential of this thread for years to come...... oh yes, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:41
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Jerusalem posted:Your statement is hurtful, as my pishing is due to a glandular condition. Now THAT'S psychiatry!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:43
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Mister Kingdom posted:Now THAT'S psychiatry! See?! "I just got out of my first therapy session, and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet!"
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Oct 20, 2014 03:46
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Take that mom! Take that dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you?? Take THAT Doctor Sally Waxler!!
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Oct 20, 2014 03:48
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Mister Kingdom posted:Now THAT'S psychiatry! All right, Mister Kingdom, you got your way. Your goon's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Martytoof to leave me. It'll break up the family and you'll have to live with your grandmother and pick beans.
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Oct 20, 2014 04:03
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TMMadman posted:All right, Mister Kingdom, you got your way. Your goon's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Martytoof to leave me. It'll break up the family and you'll have to live with your grandmother and pick beans. You'll be picking many a bean. 
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Oct 20, 2014 04:25
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Oh stop blaming the magic beans.
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Oct 20, 2014 04:44
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Mira posted:Oh stop blaming the magic beans. Mira is out of bed and full of beans! 
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Oct 20, 2014 04:59
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Do over Ham posted:Mira is out of bed and full of beans! I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.
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Oct 20, 2014 05:07
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TMMadman posted:I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner. TMMadman, I'd like to be alone with the bean for a moment.
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Oct 20, 2014 05:29
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Martytoof posted:Take that mom! Take that dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you?? Take THAT Doctor Sally Waxler!! My name is Zweig.
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Oct 20, 2014 05:38
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Do over Ham posted:Mira is out of bed and full of beans! I'm full of piss and vinegar! At first it was just vinegar!
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Oct 20, 2014 05:45
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IMJack posted:I'm full of piss and vinegar! At first it was just vinegar! Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it.
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Oct 20, 2014 06:02
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TMMadman posted:Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it. Take another bath in malt liquor?
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Oct 20, 2014 06:44
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Martytoof posted:Take that mom! Take that dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you?? Take THAT Doctor Sally Waxler!! Oh, god bless the idiot-proof airforce!
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Oct 20, 2014 09:42
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Do over Ham posted:TMMadman, I'd like to be alone with the bean for a moment. Avert your eyes goons! He may take on other forms!
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Oct 20, 2014 11:23
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Skeesix posted:Oh, god bless the idiot-proof airforce! 
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Oct 20, 2014 14:14
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Skeesix posted:Oh, god bless the idiot-proof airforce! Ohh! Not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter.
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Oct 20, 2014 14:32
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Do over Ham posted:You'll be picking many a bean. A bean that looks just like the Leader!
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Oct 20, 2014 15:31
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Applewhite posted:Ohh! Not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter. If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious rear end forkin'!
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Oct 20, 2014 15:51
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"Brothers and Sisters aren't supposed to like one another. They go together like Scotts and the Irish. Or Scotts and the Welsh. Or Scotts and the Japanese. Or Scotts and the other Scotts. drat Scotts! THEY'RE RUINING SCOTLAND!"
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Oct 20, 2014 16:32
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You goons sure are a contentious people.
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Oct 20, 2014 16:33
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MondayHotDog posted:A bean that looks just like the Leader! Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites...Yes proceed.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:27
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I try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that drat bean!
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Oct 20, 2014 17:41
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PT6A posted:I try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that drat bean! To PT6A, I leave my collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities. They're all here: Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right up to Jay Leno. These chips were my children, PT. Take special care of them.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:58
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MondayHotDog posted:To PT6A, I leave my collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities. They're all here: Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right up to Jay Leno. These chips were my children, PT. Take special care of them. The rest goes to Ann Landers, as was specified in your great Aunt MondayHotDog's will. Oh I'm sorry, I must have continued talking after you left, I do that sometimes.
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Oct 20, 2014 20:12
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Mira posted:You goons sure are a contentious people. You just made an enemy for life!
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Oct 20, 2014 20:12
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The Nastier Nate posted:The rest goes to Ann Landers, as was specified in your great Aunt MondayHotDog's will. Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. 
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Crackerman posted:You just made an enemy for life! ....do I have to do anything?
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Crackerman posted:You just made an enemy for life! All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!
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