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Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.
I love the idea that the salient geographical fact of rivers is crossing them, rather than like... going up and down them.

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Mexcillent
Dec 6, 2008
Look this guy's obvious knowledge of rivers doesn't have that included and he won't have it extended to his fantasy sword and sorcery too much anime epic imaginary's playspace because

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Attorney at Funk posted:

I love the idea that the salient geographical fact of rivers is crossing them, rather than like... going up and down them.
It is an understandable blindness, since riverine traffic has not been a substantial passenger artery in America (or I think most of the developed world) for like, a century.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

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Stephenls posted:

It's one of the reasons the Empress never conquered the Scavenger Lands -- she wasn't able to deploy the Realm Defense Grid against the Confederacy of Rivers' major powers, because it's sufficiently inaccurate that she might have clipped part of the River of Tears greater geomantic working, and disrupting it could have had any number of inclement effects ranging from "The River of Tears dries up" to "All the water in the major river systems in the East spontaneously vaporizes, killing all the major population centers in the whole Direction instantly."

Ah yes, holding the uncontested means to assure the complete annihilation of a populace is why her nation failed to dominate a region.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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A_Raving_Loon posted:

Ah yes, holding the uncontested means to assure the complete annihilation of a populace is why her nation failed to dominate a region.
Keep in mind that an established part of the setting is that mass death can rip open a portal to the Skeleton Dimension! That leaves aside the economic value of the region too, of course.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

A_Raving_Loon posted:

Ah yes, holding the uncontested means to assure the complete annihilation of a populace is why her nation failed to dominate a region.

Well, yeah.

I mean, the fact that we have much more firepower than we actually need to destroy the entire country arguably has a lot to do with my own country's recent string of military failures, even when the country didn't contain something we wanted to save.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
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Nessus posted:

Keep in mind that an established part of the setting is that mass death can rip open a portal to the Skeleton Dimension! That leaves aside the economic value of the region too, of course.

All the more reason y'all should chose a life of peace and prosperity under the scarlet banner over eternal screaming agony in the skull dimension.

Stephenls
Feb 21, 2013
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A_Raving_Loon posted:

Ah yes, holding the uncontested means to assure the complete annihilation of a populace is why her nation failed to dominate a region.

She doesn't actually want to destroy the whole East. That would be bad. I mean, for starters, Sijanese funerists are who you turn to when you have a massive depopulation and want some magical rites to ensure it doesn't turn into a big shadowland, and Sijan is the first city that's gonna be entirely killed if this hypothetical accident happens.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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A_Raving_Loon posted:

All the more reason y'all should chose a life of peace and prosperity under the scarlet banner over eternal screaming agony in the skull dimension.
It isn't like the Empress didn't have a lot of satrapies to exploit even without the Scavenger Lands. At a certain point the risk calculus changes. Hell, a shadowland that big would be like, the biggest shadowland. Maybe EVERYONE gets to fall into the skull dimension then. It's an unknown unknown. Hell, maybe Lookshy throws their remaining superbomb at the Imperial manse, and then THAT'S falling into the skull dimension.

Frankly, calling the Underworld "the Skull Dimension" is one of the best ideas this thread, including but not limited to myself and Loon, have had all month.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

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Nessus posted:

It isn't like the Empress didn't have a lot of satrapies to exploit even without the Scavenger Lands. At a certain point the risk calculus changes. Hell, a shadowland that big would be like, the biggest shadowland. Maybe EVERYONE gets to fall into the skull dimension then. It's an unknown unknown. Hell, maybe Lookshy throws their remaining superbomb at the Imperial manse, and then THAT'S falling into the skull dimension.

Frankly, calling the Underworld "the Skull Dimension" is one of the best ideas this thread, including but not limited to myself and Loon, have had all month.

At which point her redness crawls into The Imperial Tomb and takes her place atop the skull throne.

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Hell, maybe Lookshy

Also this, with the addition of adding more nations worth talking about the region, is the good way to put obstacles in front of the Realm.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Nessus posted:

Frankly, calling the Underworld "the Skull Dimension" is one of the best ideas this thread, including but not limited to myself and Loon, have had all month.

Agreed. I will refer to it as such almost exclusively from now on.

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Dec 22, 2003

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A_Raving_Loon posted:

Also this, with the addition of adding more nations worth talking about the region, is the good way to put obstacles in front of the Realm.
Yeah it was sort of weird how Lookshy was like neither here nor there. I gather it was sort of supposed to be like Persia? But I'm thinking, either it should have somewhat wider wings - first among equals and strongest military power - or there should be other relatively strong states or equivalent hazards. It makes sense if the Realm is like 'well we could take any one of these guys, but they'd all team up and we can't take them all without loving up our other situations.'

Instead it's like "Lookshy." Granted Lookshy appears to have some Sidereals watching out for it, and isn't so much an equal as having counterforce potential, but c'mon, give them some Theban sacred bands or something to back 'em up!

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Roadie posted:

There are rivers in specific places on the map. Average-to-bad GMs and players will take this to mean there are no rivers (or at least none large enough to sail on) anywhere on the map that doesn't have visible rivers on it.

The problem with Sail is if you're heading overland you can't bring your boat with you in case you find any rivers along the way and constantly stealing boats is a bit pointless when you can just pay a fare. Unless your party is the sort that steals everything, in which case have at it.

Fans fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Oct 20, 2014

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Nessus posted:

Frankly, calling the Underworld "the Skull Dimension" is one of the best ideas this thread, including but not limited to myself and Loon, have had all month.

Now, thanks to the Hundred Kingdoms conceit, I want to create a character from little-known Shadowland of Skullvania. Thanks!

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Somehow epic science-fantasy with a huge focus on death keeps wrapping around to Warhammer 40k.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
I was thinking more "every Day is of the Dead" than "skulls for the skull throne", myself.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Alien Rope Burn posted:

I was thinking more "every Day is of the Dead" than "skulls for the skull throne", myself.

Pastries and marzipan skulls for everyone!

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fans posted:

The problem with Sail is if you're heading overland you can't bring your boat with you in case you find any rivers along the way and constantly stealing boats is a bit pointless when you can just pay a fare. Unless your party is the sort that steals everything, in which case have at it.

there's many ways to make your boat sail over earth though, from terrestrial sorcery to propitiating the right god(s) with a nice bloody sacrifice

Kerzoro
Jun 26, 2010

Artifact foldable ship!

Or just summon your ship like in G Gundam.

BURSTING DOWN some priceless gigantic statue before it falls and crushes your enemies :black101:

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

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Beach boat.

Install wheels.

All aboard the sailbus.

bartkusa
Sep 25, 2005

Air, Fire, Earth, Hope
Can anyone school me in how riverine traffic works? How does one go upstream? How much less poo poo can you carry, compared to downstream? How wide does a river have to be before using a sail is practical?

Also, if I were to fill in part of the map with rivers, how would I decide their course? Would I basically need a contour map?

A_Raving_Loon posted:

Beach boat.

Install wheels.

All aboard the sailbus.

Use a yeddim or two for steering, and this seems entirely believable.

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

bartkusa posted:

How does one go upstream?
Put donkeys on the side of the river, tie boat to donkeys, make donkeys pull the boat.

I'm not kidding. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse-drawn_boat

Kenlon
Jun 27, 2003

Digitus Impudicus

bartkusa posted:

Can anyone school me in how riverine traffic works? How does one go upstream? How much less poo poo can you carry, compared to downstream? How wide does a river have to be before using a sail is practical?

The most traditional method was "build a flat bottomed boat upstream, carry things downstream, sell goods along the way". Goods generally including selling the boat as lumber at the last stop, and then riding back up. The stuff you want to move upstream tends to be less bulky and more amenable to transport via pack animal (tools, cloth, etc), whereas the stuff going downstream is raw materials. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatboat for a decent writeup of how it was done on the Mississippi.

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

bartkusa posted:

How does one go upstream?

Demons, lots of them.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Bribing the river god works, too.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Alien Rope Burn posted:

I was thinking more "every Day is of the Dead" than "skulls for the skull throne", myself.
I always thought the Skull Dimension could have used more of that. Obviously not everywhere, narratively speaking it is mostly an antagonistic lair, but I remember in 1E they made the statistically-accurate but really-loving-boring statement of "The vast majority of ghosts are peasant farmers who died in the Great Contagion and un-live in peasant-farming villages, engaging in peasant farming for ghost rice." Then going into detail about how loving boring the average ghost village was - and here is where it became a big disaster in my opinion - NOT FOCUSING MUCH ON OTHER CRAP.

Like, sure, 'the majority of ghosts come from the single unifying incident of "almost everyone died in the Contagion,"' and even having a model lovely Peasant Burg (though even those places should probably have, if nothing else, occasional weird festivals or rites), but come on, spice it up a notch. Or six.

Of course, it also occurs to me that if you can prove a Deathlord created the Contagion, you could raise a ghost army of almost arbitrary size... HMMM...!!

bartkusa
Sep 25, 2005

Air, Fire, Earth, Hope

Roadie posted:

Demons, lots of them.

Rand Brittain posted:

Bribing the river god works, too.

All good stuff. Thanks!

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Nessus posted:

"The vast majority of ghosts are peasant farmers who died in the Great Contagion and un-live in peasant-farming villages, engaging in peasant farming for ghost rice."
Wait, do ghosts need to eat ghost food? I thought they'd have just hosed off and started working in Ghost Construction or making Ghost Art or something instead. Or at least harvesting whatever ghosts care about.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Zereth posted:

Wait, do ghosts need to eat ghost food? I thought they'd have just hosed off and started working in Ghost Construction or making Ghost Art or something instead. Or at least harvesting whatever ghosts care about.

I think the notion is that most of them aren't sapient enough to do anything but repeat their old patterns.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Nessus posted:

Of course, it also occurs to me that if you can prove a Deathlord created the Contagion, you could raise a ghost army of almost arbitrary size... HMMM...!!

I do have dreams of at some point having an Soulsteel alchemical lead the glorious ghostly revolution...

... if it wasn't for that dumb "autosummon and explode any ghost" power Deathlords have, alas.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

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Zereth posted:

Wait, do ghosts need to eat ghost food? I thought they'd have just hosed off and started working in Ghost Construction or making Ghost Art or something instead. Or at least harvesting whatever ghosts care about.

Ghosts don't need food or drink, but still enjoy it, so there is demand for ghost-agriculture.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Zereth posted:

Wait, do ghosts need to eat ghost food? I thought they'd have just hosed off and started working in Ghost Construction or making Ghost Art or something instead. Or at least harvesting whatever ghosts care about.
They don't need to eat to live, at least not directly, but they might enjoy eating, either as a way to exercise a passion or just because sometimes you want a rice ball. The vibe seemed to be that these peasant villages that fell into the Skull Dimension more or less all at once, what with the Contagion killing everyone, just sort of went "welp... I sure can't think of anything better to do."

I don't think these were meant to be background elements since they talked a lot about traditions of hospitality that would permit you to play a ghostly equivalent of your friend Turtle who always needs somewhere to crash.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

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Couch-surfing across the Skull Dimension is the only good plot hook they ever published.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Clearly, the entire Skull Dimension looks like Black Velvetopia had hot, steamy sex with Book of Life.

Tzarnal
Dec 26, 2011

Zereth posted:

Wait, do ghosts need to eat ghost food? I thought they'd have just hosed off and started working in Ghost Construction or making Ghost Art or something instead. Or at least harvesting whatever ghosts care about.

So aside from the fact that ghosts can eat and enjoy it there is another major and bad reason there is Ghost Farmers. See the underworld is weird. Its unchanging, lethargic and stratified. It runs on inertia more than anything else. Lets quote an actual book for once, Roll of Divinity 2, Ghosts and Demons:

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Is it not enough to spend 60 years as a rice farmer toiling in the fields of an unappreciative Dragon-Blooded patron? Does such a farmer really need to spend an eternity in the rice fields of the afterlife, continuing the same drudgery while hoping that something better comes along?

For the great majority of ghosts, the answers to these questions are both apparently “Yes.” As creatures of memory, most ghosts feel compelled to continue the same rote tasks that filled their living days. Ghostly farmers still arise with the sun and tend to their farms, growing food that no one actually needs to eat. Ghostly beggars still sit in street corners, begging for change, even though they no longer have any material needs and no longer suffer from any of the afflictions that had left them destitute in life.

Ghosts do the things they used to do in life, because that is just the way ghosts do. Apparently. I believe this is because the authors wanted to set up the same Mortals vs Heroic mortals thing with normal and Heroic ghosts but the end result is just... baffling. And bad.

Ghosts are all people that upon death resisted Lethe, they had enough will to continue living or to many things keeping them tied to life. Except the vast majority of them also have no clue what to do with that willpower except farm ghost rice, beg ghost money, operate ghost stores. Even though they don't need ghost rice, ghost money or have a particular passion for ghost storekeeping.

Cities of the dead are filled with people who do things simply because they used to do them in life. Only a few ghosts are interesting, lead actual lives with agency and do things to achieve actual goals. The rest is just a sort of greyscale backdrop of nameless npcs. Only this time not because their stories are not relevant to your game as you expect in another game. Because they are literally just not beings with agency.

And it all Makes No Sense. Ghosts cling to life or at least, unlife for reasons. The stick around either from a wish to accomplish certain goals or simply because they just refuse to stop being around. The qualifier for being a ghost should mean that they have agency, have things they want to accomplish. The very things that make them ghosts make them Actors, beings with Agency.

Strangely the underworld should be more "alive" than creation ever was. Its full of people with willpower and absolutely no need for many of the basic things that dictate the course of life in creation. They don't need sleep, food, they don't suffer from cold or heat. They eat, wear clothing, sleep because it reminds them of being alive, those things are indulgences. Ghosts should be trying to accomplish things, the underworld should be vibrant and "alive".

To tie this back to the ghost farmer. Ghost Farmers should be around because Ghost Rice is valuable. And ghost rice is valuable because all over the underworld is restaurants that serve Ghost Rice Porridge literally just like mom used to make. Across from that should be a drat Ghost Steakhouse. And it should be filled with people who are enjoying food because food makes them feel alive. And Ghost Farmer is selling ghost rice not because that is what he always used to do ( though it may well be the case ) but because he is saving up money to get his living son a dower so he can marry into a good life.

Ghost Farmer may have failed his son in his life but he'll be damned if he isn't going to try to make it right. If he was just going to let things be and not make a difference he would not have been a ghost.

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Tzarnal posted:

Cities of the dead are filled with people who do things simply because they used to do them in life. Only a few ghosts are interesting, lead actual lives with agency and do things to achieve actual goals. The rest is just a sort of greyscale backdrop of nameless npcs. Only this time not because their stories are not relevant to your game as you expect in another game. Because they are literally just not beings with agency.

And it all Makes No Sense. Ghosts cling to life or at least, unlife for reasons. The stick around either from a wish to accomplish certain goals or simply because they just refuse to stop being around. The qualifier for being a ghost should mean that they have agency, have things they want to accomplish. The very things that make them ghosts make them Actors, beings with Agency.

Strangely the underworld should be more "alive" than creation ever was. Its full of people with willpower and absolutely no need for many of the basic things that dictate the course of life in creation. They don't need sleep, food, they don't suffer from cold or heat. They eat, wear clothing, sleep because it reminds them of being alive, those things are indulgences. Ghosts should be trying to accomplish things, the underworld should be vibrant and "alive".

To tie this back to the ghost farmer. Ghost Farmers should be around because Ghost Rice is valuable. And ghost rice is valuable because all over the underworld is restaurants that serve Ghost Rice Porridge literally just like mom used to make. Across from that should be a drat Ghost Steakhouse. And it should be filled with people who are enjoying food because food makes them feel alive. And Ghost Farmer is selling ghost rice not because that is what he always used to do ( though it may well be the case ) but because he is saving up money to get his living son a dower so he can marry into a good life.

Ghost Farmer may have failed his son in his life but he'll be damned if he isn't going to try to make it right. If he was just going to let things be and not make a difference he would not have been a ghost.
The idea of having sort of mindless background phantasms in odd corners of the underworld makes sense to me, but I agree with your perspective on ghosts. People should be afraid of ghosts in Creation, not because "icky dead people are bad," as that a ghost is a. a being with magic behind him and b. you know he's got a grudge about SOMETHING... maybe it's you!!

One subtle thing for the Deathlords (or face-turned Abyssals) to do might be to open up the gates into Creation, not so much to KILL ALL THE LIVING but to make it so that the ghosts can, in fact, set things right. And perhaps they even would!

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Nessus posted:

The idea of having sort of mindless background phantasms in odd corners of the underworld makes sense to me, but I agree with your perspective on ghosts. People should be afraid of ghosts in Creation, not because "icky dead people are bad," as that a ghost is a. a being with magic behind him and b. you know he's got a grudge about SOMETHING... maybe it's you!!

Alternately, beyond your usual scary ghost problems maybe people in Creation don't want ghosts around because of the fact that they're willful, prone to overindulgence if you let them, and aren't/can't be reined in by things like "need to sleep" or "financial concerns." Sure, having deceased Uncle Li come back from the Underworld to share his wisdom sounds like a good idea until he keeps drinking all your rice wine, constantly browbeats and nitpicks at you about your job and your girlfriend and every single decision you make, makes obscene gestures at the local tax collector, and stays up literally all night playing ghost poker and getting rowdy with his ghost pals while you're trying to get some sleep.

Ghosts are basically inconsiderate houseguests that flout mortal society's rules and strictures and also they happen to be dead.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Kai Tave posted:

Alternately, beyond your usual scary ghost problems maybe people in Creation don't want ghosts around because of the fact that they're willful, prone to overindulgence if you let them, and aren't/can't be reined in by things like "need to sleep" or "financial concerns." Sure, having deceased Uncle Li come back from the Underworld to share his wisdom sounds like a good idea until he keeps drinking all your rice wine, constantly browbeats and nitpicks at you about your job and your girlfriend and every single decision you make, makes obscene gestures at the local tax collector, and stays up literally all night playing ghost poker and getting rowdy with his ghost pals while you're trying to get some sleep.

Ghosts are basically inconsiderate houseguests that flout mortal society's rules and strictures and also they happen to be dead.
Maybe if you weren't a square and were also a ghost you'd see things differently!

Bardlebee
Feb 24, 2009

Im Blind.
Okay, lets go check out the Monday Meeting Notes, last week they said "We’re getting edits back and implementing them this week", vague but at least its something.

*looks at this week notes, sees the same words verbatim*

Not sure what I expected....

Guess if it was me I would put like a percentage or something...

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NIV3K
Jan 8, 2010

:rolleyes:
Or maybe say that editing is taking longer than expected. Or maybe say that you received it back from editing and you are working on it. Those are both better options than copy and pasting last weeks status verbatim. But the dev team has never given a gently caress about trying to be transparent to the customers.

Edit: Just checked and that has essentially been the same message for the last four weeks. September 29's update was the first time they mentioned getting everything back from editing.

Obviously they are getting things back in sections and working through them as they receive them. But you could be more clear with your updates to give the sense of progress to your customers who are wondering where the hell this book they paid for over a year ago is (and yes, I realize that edges on the KS debate of is a store/not a store).

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