Luigi Thirty posted:

God drat it I ended up in the democrat mailing list somehow and they keep sending me emails with titles like "all hope is lost" and "accept defeat", which I guess is the new Democratic platform.

Nonsense posted:

The state deserves both its awful Democrats and it's brilliant Republicans.

An Angry Bug posted:

Sorry friend, but if you don't agree that Both Sides Have Good Points then clearly you are just not listening to Very Serious People in Washington who are out to protect Small Business Owners from the stifling hand of Big Government and its over-regulation. Our nation's Job Creators need to be free to experiment with Disruptive new techniques that Big Pharma and the SJWs don't want you to know about. But they can't do that when Obamacare and the PC Police are forcing them to hire only Hyphenated Americans and to give those Welfare Queens these ridiculous and ungodly healthcare plans. Our Small Business Owners simply can't afford to pay for all these Late Term Abortion Pills, and even if they could afford it they shouldn't have to, because forcing them to pay for those Ungodly things goes against the beliefs of the company. Corporations are people after all, and America is a Christian Nation. Do you want to give all these Illegals even more reason to flood over the border and infect us all with their Ebola-soaked Muslim Prayer Rugs, or shoot the Real Patriots protecting the border with their Fast and Furious machine guns? If we don't Close The Border then we'll all suffer when ISIS comes up from Mexico and institutes Sharia Law and uses FEMA to force us all into Death Panels while they use vaccines to infect our children with Autism. Why Do You Hate America???

Fried Chicken posted:

OP for US Politics November: Why did the IRS give Ebola to all those Tea Party groups anyway? found.

Amergin posted:

If there was ever a state to give credence to the "Both parties are equally awful so I just won't vote" line of apathetic reasoning, It's Tejas.

quote:

"Same-sex couples that seek to destroy our way of life and the institution of marriage are NOT cute and cuddly but rather (for those of you that are old enough to remember the movie), Gremlins that will only destroy our way of life. These people are bullies and now that they are winning their true and hateful nature is much easier to see and hear. (Watch the response to this post.)"

quote:

"I think a law clerk told me about this Tumblr," Ginsburg, who always seems to get a kick out of her Internet celebrity, explained. "And also explained to me what 'Notorious R.B.G.' was a parody on. And now, well my grandchildren love it and I try to keep abreast of the latest that's on the Tumblr."

"I have quite a large supply," she added.

zoux posted:

Or if in fact he was ever Speaker at all.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Not to step on Joementum's quotes gig but

gradenko_2000 posted:

I was listening to a talk by Gen. John Allen and he mentioned that military planners were now coining the phrase "feral cities" to refer to heavily urbanized areas that had "fallen out of the writ of law and the government". A quick google just now tells me that this is a actually a thing, but I still found the use of word rather unsettling.

Oracle posted:

They alternate the 'all is lost doom and despair' emails with poo poo like 'nate Silver says its too close to call! Your 5 DOLLARS COULD BE WHAT PUTS US OVER THE EDGE!' and poo poo like that.

Chantilly Say posted:

The last ones to hit my gmail folder are

-"sorry"
-"should we Surrender?"
-"at a loss"
-"FINAL nail in the coffin"
-"W A S H I N G T O N P O S T"
-"I'm running for Congress"
-"serious setback"
-"Accept Defeat"

And I'm just like holy poo poo

Joementum posted:

It is unclear if getting them wet will also cause problems.

Oracle posted:

'Dark Money' behind latest attack'

Amergin posted:

An email about Obama's fundraising?

JT Jag posted:

When I read that I knew you wouldn't pass up the opportunity. I think you could have done better though. B.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Has the Larry Sinclair crowd used the epithet Ebola Gay yet?

TM this guy
<-------

Chantilly Say posted:

-"sorry"
-"should we Surrender?"
-"at a loss"
-"FINAL nail in the coffin"
-"W A S H I N G T O N P O S T"
-"I'm running for Congress"
-"serious setback"
-"Accept Defeat"

My Imaginary GF posted:

-"URGENT: Lets win"
-"Get Out and Vote Early"
-"A seat we CAN win"
-"In trouble"
-"Thank you so much!"
-"Watch my new video: 'Raise the Wage'"
-"415 donors in 2 days"
-"WARNING: [Chris Christie]"

Oracle posted:

'Even Nate Silver says its not going to be easy for Republicans'
'451,627 + <my name>'
'Dark Money' behind latest attack'
'BIG MO in the Midwest: Can you help us get out the vote?'
'ALMOST THERE!'

Grundulum posted:

Whoever is in charge of these emails should be ashamed that they are going out. Probably fired and never let near an internet marketing team again. It seems clear that the group behind these emails treats potential donors with the same level of respect as do people who market
[list][*]Russian mail order brides
[*]Penis enhancing drugs
[*]Discount prescriptions
[*]Wealthy African princes in need of financial assistance[\list]

Holy poo poo. They genuinely don't care about the image people have of the Democratic party. I'm blathering at this point because I'm at a loss for words at how unprofessional these subject headers look.

Edit: what the hell, BBcode?

Grundulum posted:

Whoever is in charge of these emails should be ashamed that they are going out. Probably fired and never let near an internet marketing team again. It seems clear that the group behind these emails treats potential donors with the same level of respect as do people who market
[list][*]Russian mail order brides
[*]Penis enhancing drugs
[*]Discount prescriptions
[*]Wealthy African princes in need of financial assistance[\list]

Holy poo poo. They genuinely don't care about the image people have of the Democratic party. I'm blathering at this point because I'm at a loss for words at how unprofessional these subject headers look.

Edit: what the hell, BBcode?

colonel_korn posted:

IBD editorial cartoonist Michael Ramirez beat you to it.



Obama, literally dropping Ebola on America from his gay plane.

Amergin posted:

Does our new Ebola Czar have any credentials for directing a campaign of viral containment or is this just another political favor from Obama?

Because it seems like that latter.

EDIT:


I give it two weeks before you start getting "One voting trick Republicans HATE".

nutranurse posted:

Jesus, man. This is just pants-on-head stupid and I cannot believe people pay to put this thing in their publications.

Really, it reads more like a GBS post than anything.

Amergin posted:

He has a Pulitzer. Two, IIRC.

Amergin posted:

Does our new Ebola Czar have any credentials for directing a campaign of viral containment or is this just another political favor from Obama?

Because it seems like that latter.

colonel_korn posted:

Grundulum posted:

Whoever is in charge of these emails should be ashamed that they are going out. Probably fired and never let near an internet marketing team again. It seems clear that the group behind these emails treats potential donors with the same level of respect as do people who market

• Russian mail order brides
  
• Penis enhancing drugs
  
• Discount prescriptions
  
• Wealthy African princes in need of financial assistance

Holy poo poo. They genuinely don't care about the image people have of the Democratic party. I'm blathering at this point because I'm at a loss for words at how unprofessional these subject headers look.

Edit: what the hell, BBcode?

zoux posted:

Please stop dropping brutal truth bombs on the USPOL thread.

moller posted:

Two-time Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist Michael Ramirez.



Edit: Argh, beaten.

Radbot posted:

His/her posts are better than yours, though...

moller posted:

Two-time Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist Michael Ramirez.

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colonel_korn posted:

IBD editorial cartoonist Michael Ramirez beat you to it.



Obama, literally dropping Ebola on America from his gay plane.

Grundulum posted:

Edit: what the hell, BBcode?

Grundulum posted:

Whoever is in charge of these emails should be ashamed that they are going out. Probably fired and never let near an internet marketing team again. It seems clear that the group behind these emails treats potential donors with the same level of respect as do people who market

Holy poo poo. They genuinely don't care about the image people have of the Democratic party. I'm blathering at this point because I'm at a loss for words at how unprofessional these subject headers look.

Radbot posted:

His/her posts are better than yours, though...