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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

DustyNuts posted:

As orange juche said, if you don't OBLISERV, you don't transfer.

Unless of course you do transfer. Guy who got over here never obliserved and I guess his admin didn't catch it. He transferred and was here for like 18 months (instead of 36) and then separated.

Obviously don't count on that happening.

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Doctor Sex Butts
Feb 8, 2011

Keep rowing little buddy because if dehydration and starvation don't get you first, the horrible things from the depth will. :ohdear:
Thanks for the clarification. Its really hard to decide because I don't want to stay in the navy any longer than I have to but I'm seriously considering extending few months just to get away from this very toxic shore command even if my new orders are sea duty.

KetTarma
Jul 25, 2003

Suffer not the lobbyist to live.
guys, I just reenlisted for 2 more years of reserve duty today because family healthcare while you're an underemployed student is the worst.

kind of expecting to get medical discharge from destroying my ankle since I am the LLD queen at this point. 11 months LLD, AT waived, still have ~8 months LLD + physical therapy until I'm fit for full duty. Expected to regain 80-90% of mobility. Yay.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
Secret
If this is the first time you've reenlisted, the navy considers you a careerist now. Congrats.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

KetTarma posted:

guys, I just reenlisted for 2 more years of reserve duty today because

I feel like maybe you're a sadist Ket.

KetTarma
Jul 25, 2003

Suffer not the lobbyist to live.

PneumonicBook posted:

I feel like maybe you're a sadist Ket.

Nah. I dont really mind the Reserves at all. It's nothing at all like the daily misery of nuke-life. I get 300 dollars and cheap healthcare every month to basically write awards for people and occasionally fix their computers. Somehow, everyone thinks that being in charge of training is a huge deal. It takes me about 15 minutes a month to take care of my paperwork because I have everything set up in templates in Excel and Word.

Seqenenra posted:

If this is the first time you've reenlisted, the navy considers you a careerist now. Congrats.

I guess everyone has forgotten about me :( I did 9 years active and have done 2 years in the USNR now. I'll be graduating with my engineering degree in May 2016 and switching my internship to a full time position then resigning from the Reserves, woo. I got a lot of poo poo on here for join the Reserves after how much I hated being a nuke on active duty but it's worked out pretty well.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
Secret
I didn't know that you weren't active duty.

germskr
Oct 23, 2007

HAHAHA! Ahh Eeeee BPOOF!

Rbear posted:

Of course! I just got stationed here 3 months ago myself. Let me know if you have more questions.

Can I get your email? I have a couple more questions but don't want to clutter the thread. Thanks.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

Ket whenever I see your posts I remember the misery of your life as an instructor and it always helped me realize that "oh well, at least I'm not a Nuke." I laugh pretty hard when I see my friend's significant others/siblings go against what I tell them and enlist as Nukes what with the eventual "I hate my loving life" status updates on facebook every so often. Feels good to see life is finally going well for you, hopefully you get that Med Board. 3 LLDs and you get looked at for it automatically, IIRC. Just hope you have a decent PEBLO to handle all your paperwork. Try and maintain copies of all the paperwork that's going into it, you never know what gets lost/looked over.

My girlfriend found a Pit Bull puppy near her apartment complex, pictures coming up when she gets internet tonight :3:

KetTarma
Jul 25, 2003

Suffer not the lobbyist to live.

Pandasmores posted:

Ket whenever I see your posts I remember the misery of your life as an instructor and it always helped me realize that "oh well, at least I'm not a Nuke." I laugh pretty hard when I see my friend's significant others/siblings go against what I tell them and enlist as Nukes what with the eventual "I hate my loving life" status updates on facebook every so often. Feels good to see life is finally going well for you, hopefully you get that Med Board. 3 LLDs and you get looked at for it automatically, IIRC. Just hope you have a decent PEBLO to handle all your paperwork. Try and maintain copies of all the paperwork that's going into it, you never know what gets lost/looked over.

My girlfriend found a Pit Bull puppy near her apartment complex, pictures coming up when she gets internet tonight :3:

I'm definitely getting a med board in February. I've been told by my HM2 that "I'll probably be allowed to stay in" which is kind of laughable considering how hard they're trying to kick people out of the USNR. Either way, as long as I keep cheap healthcare I really don't care that much. I get 6 months of healthcare from my company each year (summers+90 days) so I guess I could pay for COBRA or something if the Navy gives me one final dick in the butt.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

KetTarma posted:

I'm definitely getting a med board in February. I've been told by my HM2 that "I'll probably be allowed to stay in" which is kind of laughable considering how hard they're trying to kick people out of the USNR. Either way, as long as I keep cheap healthcare I really don't care that much. I get 6 months of healthcare from my company each year (summers+90 days) so I guess I could pay for COBRA or something if the Navy gives me one final dick in the butt.

did you go to DTAP yet?
If you're found unfit >30% for a condition by the medboard, you'll be medically retired either PDRL or TDRL with Tricare.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Hey guys, let me tell you how fun course supervisor school is!:suicide:

KetTarma
Jul 25, 2003

Suffer not the lobbyist to live.

DownByTheWooter posted:

did you go to DTAP yet?
If you're found unfit >30% for a condition by the medboard, you'll be medically retired either PDRL or TDRL with Tricare.

Nope! I just have heresy and vague descriptions of the future so far.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

DownByTheWooter posted:

did you go to DTAP yet?
If you're found unfit >30% for a condition by the medboard, you'll be medically retired either PDRL or TDRL with Tricare.

At least with TDRL Ket, remember to mark down the date of when you are to see a provider for an update on your condition if you are to receive the >30% unfit rating. If you miss the appointment or don't see a provider in the prescribed time, they could have you start the process all over again/pull whatever benefits you were receiving while on it. I've had a few patients that lost their benefits/had to start the process over because they didn't receive a call/didn't schedule for their continued care at the time it was supposed to happen. So, make sure to ask questions about continuing care and what kind of doctor you have to see should you be put on either list.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

On terminal finally :feelsgood:



Pop smoke bitches I'm out!


Wait gently caress I'm bored what do I do

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Oct 21, 2014

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Video games.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Smoke all the weed.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Christoff posted:

On terminal finally :feelsgood:



Pop smoke bitches I'm out!


Wait gently caress I'm bored what do I do

do the unexpected and:
YOU molest the chaplain.

germskr
Oct 23, 2007

HAHAHA! Ahh Eeeee BPOOF!

Christoff posted:

On terminal finally :feelsgood:



Pop smoke bitches I'm out!


Wait gently caress I'm bored what do I do

There's always a working party that needs bodies...

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Words or phrases that the Navy ruined for me :

Field day
Good deal
Hook you up
Party

germskr
Oct 23, 2007

HAHAHA! Ahh Eeeee BPOOF!
Don't forget "volunteer" (N.A.V.Y. Never Again Volunteer Yourself) and "we'll take care of you".

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

ded posted:

Words or phrases that the Navy ruined for me :

Field day
Good deal
Hook you up
Party

Any time someone says "good to go" I want to punch them.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Christoff posted:

On terminal finally :feelsgood:



Pop smoke bitches I'm out!


Wait gently caress I'm bored what do I do

congratulations, you survived!

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
Navy day ball aftermath: two frat charges, one DUI

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
CO was watching my PRT today. Are you supposed to call attention on deck while in PT gear? No one did, but this was also the first time since he's been the CO ( a year and a half) that I've seen him in person. I also hear he got pissed off the other day that a watchfloor that didn't belong to him didn't call attention on deck, so idk.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Sir Lucius posted:

CO was watching my PRT today. Are you supposed to call attention on deck while in PT gear? No one did, but this was also the first time since he's been the CO ( a year and a half) that I've seen him in person. I also hear he got pissed off the other day that a watchfloor that didn't belong to him didn't call attention on deck, so idk.

your CO is a dick.

Here...I'll elaborate. The purpose of calling attention on deck is to bring people to attention. Much like the rules on saluting (e.g. you don't have to salute if you are running your PRT/carrying a heavy load/driving a car etc.) can be relaxed depending on the circumstances, outdoors, it's a judgment call whether or not calling attention on deck is appropriate. Wanting people to stand at attention to bask in your warm senior glow while they are getting ready to/engaging in the PRT makes you a certified douche.

ActusRhesus fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Oct 21, 2014

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Attention on deck is not supposed to be called on the watchfloor due to operational things going on...

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

Sir Lucius posted:

CO was watching my PRT today. Are you supposed to call attention on deck while in PT gear? No one did, but this was also the first time since he's been the CO ( a year and a half) that I've seen him in person. I also hear he got pissed off the other day that a watchfloor that didn't belong to him didn't call attention on deck, so idk.

He just sounds a bit douchey, I've never seen anyone call attention on deck while in PT gear. Not really your problem to call it if you're out ranked by another petty officer, always just leave it to them unless you want to have attention drawn to yourself. People that aren't even his wouldn't have the slightest clue that he was the CO.

Just salute to be safe/call attention on deck if you feel that it's called for because keeping the douche off your rear end is what matters most until you get out.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Yea, it's especially funny because not even 4 stars want attention called. I heard people were going to DRB for this. I work nights so I'm trying to find out more

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Sir Lucius posted:

Yea, it's especially funny because not even 4 stars want attention called. I heard people were going to DRB for this. I work nights so I'm trying to find out more

This is how a three star was able to sneak up on me during an exercise. *Looks up...sees three stars. "What's up, Sir?"* Could have been worse. could have been watching porn.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

So a little debate seems to be going on among the different HNs, especially the new ones coming in from other commands. For the people that have been to hospitals as commands:

1) Do the evals of the lower enlisted get ranked based on their NEC or do you lump in everyone that's assigned to a particular directorate?

Seems that everyone would get ranked based on their performance only within their particular department in a smart way (Psych tech evals ranked with Psych techs, Surg techs with Surg techs, etc.), with all the general duty (0000 and 8404) being lumped in together. This is particularly because of the various workloads of every clinic being different, as well as their duties. In my case, I won't ever see as many patients as someone assigned to regular medical primarily because our evaluations are different and require different amounts of time to complete.

2) Are your guys stacked individually based on work?

It appears that everyone seems to get a general duty evaluation, with low performers being given more credit and high performers lower based on the fact that they all work as a team, which makes no sense for an individual evaluation. It may just be anger at being given the same points/MP/P as someone that doesn't have a job, but the EPs seem to go solely to the people that have volunteer hours regardless of the others competing with college hours.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

ded posted:

Words or phrases that the Navy ruined for me :

Field day
Good deal
Hook you up
Party

"I got you" never ever means that they do "got you"

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Pandasmores posted:

So a little debate seems to be going on among the different HNs, especially the new ones coming in from other commands. For the people that have been to hospitals as commands:

1) Do the evals of the lower enlisted get ranked based on their NEC or do you lump in everyone that's assigned to a particular directorate?

Seems that everyone would get ranked based on their performance only within their particular department in a smart way (Psych tech evals ranked with Psych techs, Surg techs with Surg techs, etc.), with all the general duty (0000 and 8404) being lumped in together. This is particularly because of the various workloads of every clinic being different, as well as their duties. In my case, I won't ever see as many patients as someone assigned to regular medical primarily because our evaluations are different and require different amounts of time to complete.

2) Are your guys stacked individually based on work?

It appears that everyone seems to get a general duty evaluation, with low performers being given more credit and high performers lower based on the fact that they all work as a team, which makes no sense for an individual evaluation. It may just be anger at being given the same points/MP/P as someone that doesn't have a job, but the EPs seem to go solely to the people that have volunteer hours regardless of the others competing with college hours.

EPs are divvied up depending on relative CPO dick length, clout, and hummer ability. As are MPs after they become restricted due to rank. The entire eval system is dumb as poo poo. We had a poo poo-hot guy in my division not get an EP until his next eval due to CPO clout even though he was undoubtedly deserving of this.

I have never been to a hospital command but I can't imagine the retarded office politics are any different from retarded ship politics.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Pretty much. Ditto for awards boards.

Source: Sat on an awards board and routinely pointed out that the only time we deviated from the command's written award guidance in the sailor's favor was when said sailor's LCPO was on the awards board. Response: Durrrrrrrr....HE'S GETTING A COMM!

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Kawasaki Nun posted:

EPs are divvied up depending on relative CPO dick length, clout, and hummer ability. As are MPs after they become restricted due to rank. The entire eval system is dumb as poo poo. We had a poo poo-hot guy in my division not get an EP until his next eval due to CPO clout even though he was undoubtedly deserving of this.

I have never been to a hospital command but I can't imagine the retarded office politics are any different from retarded ship politics.

It also helps if your CPO can write. Awards too. Deck Division on USS Last always got the shaft because BMC was barely literate and so was CMC. I got praised on the regular for having my troops win "Region SOQ" because I speek gud English and can write effectively. This CMC said "bambalance" seriously. Also "deer in a headlock."

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

poopkitty posted:

It also helps if your CPO can write. Awards too. Deck Division on USS Last always got the shaft because BMC was barely literate and so was CMC. I got praised on the regular for having my troops win "Region SOQ" because I speek gud English and can write effectively. This CMC said "bambalance" seriously. Also "deer in a headlock."

It helps when your Chief has done, can relate to or has an idea of what you do to properly write it up or evaluate your work. I turned in my evals and got a call a month later asking for a simpler explanation of my job, then afterwards in the eval brief realized she was being as vague as possible with me because she still didn't know what I did and didn't want to ask.

Granted I'll never get more than a P anyway because I don't have my community's made-up warfare device so deskdwellers could feel an ounce more Navy. Which I'm still held to the rule for, despite that I've been back to back TDY over a year somewhere nobody can qualify me in it anyway

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
to be fair navy correspondence is a complete shitshow so really the person sending up the award should probably also get an award

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

poopkitty posted:

Also "deer in a headlock."

To be honest, I'm probably going to steal this phrase to use at some point. But I'll have to burn that bridge when I come to it.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Wingnut Ninja posted:

To be honest, I'm probably going to steal this phrase to use at some point. But I'll have to burn that bridge when I come to it.

I was the keeper of the log. We used to have a board in the Mess until she tore it off the wall in rage. Then I just kept it in my pocket.

Also "The puddin' be the proof;" "my first name be COMMAND, don't try me;" and bayracks. (Where Sailors live. The bayracks.)

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dragondir
May 13, 2014

Pandasmores posted:

Ket whenever I see your posts I remember the misery of your life as an instructor and it always helped me realize that "oh well, at least I'm not a Nuke." I laugh pretty hard when I see my friend's significant others/siblings go against what I tell them and enlist as Nukes what with the eventual "I hate my loving life" status updates on facebook every so often. Feels good to see life is finally going well for you, hopefully you get that Med Board. 3 LLDs and you get looked at for it automatically, IIRC. Just hope you have a decent PEBLO to handle all your paperwork. Try and maintain copies of all the paperwork that's going into it, you never know what gets lost/looked over.

My girlfriend found a Pit Bull puppy near her apartment complex, pictures coming up when she gets internet tonight :3:

Don't know if I missed an earlier post, but how bad is nuke life? I'm genuinely curious as I'm contemplating the navy. Haven't had the conversation yet, but some information you know would be appreciated.

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