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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

CatchrNdRy, mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons is one of those rare occasions where I can relish the sights, the sounds, and..... ah yes.... even the smells of other goons.

Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

thrawn527 posted:

So when does Simpsons World actually launch?

When we get to the fireworks factory.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.

I'm more striking than lovely.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

CatchrNdRy, mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons is one of those rare occasions where I can relish the sights, the sounds, and..... ah yes.... even the smells of other goons.


oh ya poor man, lets go you out of those clothes. And we will do what we can about the smell.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The SituAsian, maybe it's the quotes talking but you got a thread that won't quit, they got these animated gifs here haG:LKngklnnm,bncmbn,cmbncm,.b.m,bnnbb.FIVE DOLLARS FOR AN AVATAR CHANGE!?! ....get the hell outta here......

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:


oh ya poor man, lets go you out of those clothes. And we will do what we can about the smell.

And your stink brings tears to my eyes!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
And you smell like an elephant's butt!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Ha ha ha, "Smell-son"!

It's funny 'cause you smell!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

PT6A posted:

And you smell like an elephant's butt!

I'm not really a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it!

Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig!?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it!

Yeah but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

Yeah but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

mrfart posted:

I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can.

I heard that guy's rear end has it's own congressman.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can.

Don't worry, boy. It'll be ready for your Aunt IMJack's birthday.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

ShaqDiesel posted:

I heard that guy's rear end has it's own congressman.

I heard Do over Ham went into a thread and posted all the quotes in the thread and they had to close the thread!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

I heard Do over Ham went into a thread and posted all the quotes in the thread and they had to close the thread!

Hey! Do over Ham may have posted some quotes, but he's not some kind of quote-crazed maniac...

Do over Ham posted:

Ooh, that's raspberry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

I heard Do over Ham went into a thread and posted all the quotes in the thread and they had to close the thread!

Hey, Do over Ham may post a lot, but he's not some kind of quote-crazed maniac.



:doh:

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey! Do over Ham may have posted some quotes, but he's not some kind of quote-crazed maniac...

MondayHotDog posted:

HERE WE GO AGAIN! :haw:

-o agai... oh :smith:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey! Do over Ham may have posted some quotes, but he's not some kind of quote-crazed maniac...

Hey fatty!

I got a quote for ya! "A Fridge too far!"

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Hey, Do over Ham may post a lot, but he's not some kind of quote-crazed maniac.



:doh:



-o agai... oh :smith:


sent the number one quoting-factory into a tie for 6th with IMJack and Jerusalem...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Number one quoting-factory into a tie for 6th with IMJack and Jerusalem...

Number two is right next to number one! :unsmith:


:smith:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Number two is right next to number one! :unsmith:


:smith:

yeah you see-a how you scum.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jerusalem posted:

Number two is right next to number one! :unsmith:


:smith:

And now, TV IV is proud to present the second best quotethread on Something Awful. Will you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, Lisa and Jerusalem singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-up."

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

Number two is right next to number one! :unsmith:


:smith:

Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side...

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Booooooooorns! Booooooooooorns!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side...

Gimbel's is dead.

You're Gimbel's.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Spectacle Rock posted:

Booooooooorns! Booooooooooorns!

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

Goodnight, Somethin Anthem. There will be no encores.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Goodnight, Somethin Anthem. There will be no encores.

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

‘Do not touch Willy.’ Hmm, good advice.

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around! I quit!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spectacle Rock posted:

slap your Willy around!

You know who would love this? MEN!

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Crackerman posted:

‘Do not touch Willy.’ Hmm, good advice.
Lousy Smarch weather!

Lord Hydronium fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Oct 23, 2014

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

You know who would love this? MEN!

Doesn't Jerusalem seem a bit...festive to you?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Doesn't Jerusalem seem a bit...festive to you?

Don't answer that question! I could go to jail!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Whoa, Jerusalem's been arrested six times. Aww, MondayHotDog's only been arrested twice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Whoa, Jerusalem's been arrested six times. Aww, MondayHotDog's only been arrested twice.

....telemarketing scam, eh?

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Jerusalem posted:

....telemarketing scam, eh?

Internet, eh?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

Whoa, Jerusalem's been arrested six times. Aww, MondayHotDog's only been arrested twice.

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder.

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Goodnight, Somethin Anthem. There will be no encores.


Go back to Massachusetts, Pinko! :argh:

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