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e9li7uuAnonymous Confessor posted:On my last birthday, I had unprotected anal sex with my girlfriend, then normal sex with my ex, and then normal sex with my girlfriend again, unknown to them, in the span of 2 hours without washing up
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ddxscz5Anonymous Confessor posted:I post a LOT about hating bronies and call them autistic fucks and whatnot.
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e10n47fAnonymous Confessor posted:I keyed a dude's car up because he tried to pass me in a parking garage. At least you don't jerk off to pony porn or gently caress your siblings.
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dgkb35gAnonymous Confessor posted:My entire life has been one hosed-up disaster after another. I was born in New York in a tiny hovel to an alcoholic father named Hans. My mother was an Algerian prostitute named Marie who would frequently collect deformed cats and taxidermy them in the house. When I went out to play, I had only a secondhand yo-yo obtained through the black market. When my father drank too much he became angry and would tear through the apartment raving about how he used to be the premier player of cricket or how the marxian dialectic was based upon uncertainties. One day, I escaped the prison of the ghetto through a small hole in the brick wall of the parking lot where I played hopscotch. I never saw my parents again. I was adopted by a family of african americans who spoke solely cajun, an obstacle which I overcame with the use of a discarded Popeye's menu. They put me to work in the family business of peddling pornogaphic magazines to retirement homes. Soon I grew tired of this hellish life and became an academic in the area of computer science, where I secured a decent six figure income after years of judicious study. It was an incredible journey of self discovery, all of which brings me to some issues I've been experiencing with my network card. I cannot find the drivers.
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daqx7ojAnonymous Confessor posted:I have a lot of friends, a good family life, a good job, do well in class etc. I live a great live.
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Oct 22, 2014 21:17
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cnnrewsAnonymous Confessor posted:I used to jack off in the restroom of the elementary school I worked at. I NEVER raped ANY kids though. God drat just how many of you are regularly jacking off in school and work?
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Oct 22, 2014 21:18
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Anonymous Confessor posted:I am completely normal except for this. New thread title
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Oct 22, 2014 21:19
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Windows 98 posted:dgkb35g We have witnessed a master at work.
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Oct 22, 2014 21:20
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Windows 98 posted:cnnrews My ex gf once masturbated in the bathroom at Chuck E. Cheese because one of the slides got her the right way or something. She was 21 at the time.
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Oct 22, 2014 21:25
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Windows 98 posted:zop34ols  social media is cancer, you are the chemo
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Oct 22, 2014 21:27
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Whirlwind Jones posted:So many boring cuck fantasies. GBS you disappoint (but not surprise) me. my cuck might have been boring but it did happen
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dcsiyfzAnonymous Confessor posted:I am m2f trans but the hate on the forums prevents me from mentioning it, and i just roll with people calling me dude or man or whatever because correcting them would feel really really dumb.
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Oct 22, 2014 21:35
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Ion Helmet posted:are posters in this thread actually getting mad at me that I asked that the smoking HOT child sex abuse erotica stories not be posted yah 
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Oct 22, 2014 21:35
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Windows 98 posted:dgkb35g someone unfunny wants to be a FYAD
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ddt5ia8Anonymous Confessor posted:Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.  
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Lukewarm fakeposts are better to me than tales of child rape buts that's just like uh my opinion man.
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This thread is very good, GJ op
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dmot9qeAnonymous Confessor posted:I really dislike transpeople's insistence on "correct" pronouns. When a transwoman expects me to refer to him as "her," I feel violated. My perception of gender is just as important to me as it is to any transperson, and I'm really uncomfortable with the idea of being forced to alter my worldview because someone else dislikes the skin they were born in. I'm aware that the current of society is against me on this one, and thus I will keep my opinion locked up tight in public.
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dy54tbkAnonymous Confessor posted:I like to make fun of furries, anime perverts, and BDSM people on the forums but pretty much the only thing i jack off to is diapers and girls pissing themselves. I don't know how my fetish even got started. I remember searching for stuff like that when I was 7 and didn't know what sex was. Wish I could get rid of it
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e2zgy81Anonymous Confessor posted:I have never drank coffee. Never even tasted it. I think it smells good, but I've never actually had any. I'm 32 years old.  dudes gone 32 years and never tasted his own cum
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Oct 22, 2014 22:21
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How many sibling sex confessions are you getting? Like, is this some kind of common thing? I've never hosed my sister, does that make me weird?
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Oct 22, 2014 22:21
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Gilok posted:How many sibling sex confessions are you getting? Like, is this some kind of common thing? Way more than you can probably imagine.
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dgr2zabAnonymous Confessor posted:for several years, i paid $30 a month for two accounts in star wars galaxies. i spent most of that time roleplaying, and had several thousand posts on a decent sized forum of nothing but other roleplayers. the only thing i regret is the money, and if it came back in f2p form, i'd go back without hesitation.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:23
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Windows 98 posted:e9li7uu Hell, the sheer logistics of this are impressive if nothing else.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:24
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Ok seriously though guys  STOP SENDING ME EMAILS ABOUT WANTING TO gently caress/HAVING hosed/FANTASIZING loving/RAPING/OR ANYTHING RELATED TO loving CHILDREN . I will not post it per admin's rules. I'm getting such a disturbing amount of these that I am kind of concerned that I post online in a forum populated exclusively with pedophiles.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:26
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Windows 98 posted:Ok seriously though guys Haha, holy christ, name and shame.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:27
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Gilok posted:How many sibling sex confessions are you getting? Like, is this some kind of common thing? I think the idea is kind of erotic, but I'm an only child, so I'd probably feel differently if I had a sister. I have a mom, so I don't go for mom porn, except microwave's mom, tbh.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:28
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Windows 98 posted:populated exclusively populated 
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Oct 22, 2014 22:28
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Windows 98 posted:Ok seriously though guys you could start sending their emails off to admins, surely some of them are retarded enough to use the same email they registered with
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Oct 22, 2014 22:29
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no they will not posted:This thread is very good, GJ op
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Oct 22, 2014 22:29
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No they are all using the anonymous emailing service. Also lol I am great at grammar.
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Windows 98 posted:Ok seriously though guys My bad, didnt read the OP. Sorry
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Windows 98 posted:Ok seriously though guys 
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d50ausfAnonymous Confessor posted:I shame jerk it to nothing but vore, unbirth, and ponies. This is weird because I hate bronies and most fetishes. I guess this is what its like to be a Republican.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:31
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why does this thread keep getting unstickied? it's pretty good imo
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Better yet, goldmine
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Sweet Tea posted:why does this thread keep getting unstickied? it's pretty good imo I checked if anyone unstuck it but no the daily sticky has just expired. I like this thread too.
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Sweet Tea posted:why does this thread keep getting unstickied? it's pretty good imo Because I'm sure there is one mod who sees the entertainment value. And then there's probably another mod who's afraid he's going to get outed as a pedophile and is trying to bury it.
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dlnv79zAnonymous Confessor posted:Back in 2005, I met this girl through a group of friends. At the time I decided to date another girl from that same group, and she ended up with another guy.
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Atoramos posted:If this isn't a troll, you're 29. It took you 9 months to lose the weight the first time. You could change your life in less time than the time you're condemning your wife to misery. Just saying, it's probably worth trying altering your lifestyle rather than going over the bridge, and you've proven you could do it once before. if you actually look at studies, nobody ever ever keeps weight off because the body doesn't allow you to. look at subway jared
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