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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Is Ched still going off the 'she wasnt that drunk' line?

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

stickyfngrdboy posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-29724950

A failed footballer who posed as a Chelsea star to live a Premier League lifestyle has been jailed.

Manchester Crown Court heard Medi Abalimba went on a £20,000 shopping spree at Selfridges, stayed at top hotels and even hired a helicopter.

The player, who joined Derby County in 2009 for more than £1m but whose career failed to progress, masqueraded as France youth international Gael Kakuta.

racism

They should have realised it wasnt him due to the shopping spree as Katuka is incredibly humble

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

vyelkin posted:

loving hell. "I raped a girl but the real crime committed was that I was cheating on my partner to do it."

What an rear end in a top hat.

I dont get why its so hard for athletes to not just stop and say , "i shouldnt stick my dick in this random hoe (consentual or not)".

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

I dont get why its so hard for athletes to not just stop and say , "i shouldnt stick my dick in this random hoe (consentual or not)".

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440021

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

The Big Taff Man posted:

They should have realised it wasnt him due to the shopping spree as Katuka is incredibly humble

:D

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The Big Taff Man posted:

They should have realised it wasnt him due to the shopping spree as Katuka is incredibly humble

Is the humble thing still bannable

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Bovril Delight posted:

Is the humble thing still bannable

Not as of right now but post it some more, maybe it will be.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

blue footed boobie posted:

I just don't get why it's always 4 players on one girl.

Footballers like seeing (& touching??) each others willies & performing sexually degrading acts on women & introducing a competitive element into the lovemaking process. Studies show 4 on 1 is the ideal ratio for this.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Bovril Delight posted:

Is the humble thing still bannable

Bitch, it might be

Ched Evans is a scumbag but you just know some club will sign him up.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Al2001 posted:

Footballers like seeing (& touching??) each others willies & performing sexually degrading acts on women & introducing a competitive element into the lovemaking process. Studies show 4 on 1 is the ideal ratio for this.

yeah pretty much

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

Actually, here is a list of top 30 footballers I would do a spitroast with:

30. Paul Scholes
29. Lionel Messi
28. Gareth Bale
27. Kewell
26. Nedved
25. Maldini
24. Aguero
23. Raul
22. Casillas
21. Cavani
20. Benzema
19. Mandzukic
18. Mario Balotelli
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
16. Lothar Matthaus
15. Shevchenko
14. Cantona
13. Ronaldinho
12. Ronaldo
11. Romario
10. Rivaldo
9. Robinho
8. Ramirez
7. Kaka
6. Falcao
5. Frank Ribery
4. Pirlo
3. Cahill
2. Kompany
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

30. Paul Scholes
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

This is :nws: apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/1oW4lgl.png


ugh i'll take my probation

The Big Taff Man fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Oct 24, 2014

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
:captainpop:

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

The Big Taff Man posted:

This is :nws: apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/1oW4lgl.png


ugh i'll take my probation

funny what passes for :nws: these days

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

This is :nws: apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/1oW4lgl.png


ugh i'll take my probation

lmao

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

In my day you could post pictures of a girl getting roasted and your boss would email you to thank you about it.

What are these forums coming too?

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

The Big Taff Man posted:

This is :nws: apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/1oW4lgl.png


ugh i'll take my probation

Haha

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

Actually, here is a list of top 30 footballers I would do a spitroast with:

30. Paul Scholes
29. Lionel Messi
28. Gareth Bale
27. Kewell
26. Nedved
25. Maldini
24. Aguero
23. Raul
22. Casillas
21. Cavani
20. Benzema
19. Mandzukic
18. Mario Balotelli
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
16. Lothar Matthaus
15. Shevchenko
14. Cantona
13. Ronaldinho
12. Ronaldo
11. Romario
10. Rivaldo
9. Robinho
8. Ramirez
7. Kaka
6. Falcao
5. Frank Ribery
4. Pirlo
3. Cahill
2. Kompany
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

This is the best post.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

Actually, here is a list of top 30 footballers I would do a spitroast with:

30. Paul Scholes
29. Lionel Messi
28. Gareth Bale
27. Kewell
26. Nedved
25. Maldini
24. Aguero
23. Raul
22. Casillas
21. Cavani
20. Benzema
19. Mandzukic
18. Mario Balotelli
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
16. Lothar Matthaus
15. Shevchenko
14. Cantona
13. Ronaldinho
12. Ronaldo
11. Romario
10. Rivaldo
9. Robinho
8. Ramirez
7. Kaka
6. Falcao
5. Frank Ribery
4. Pirlo
3. Cahill
2. Kompany
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

In it voted 5

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
TRP has been on fire lately.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


The Big Taff Man posted:

This is :nws: apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/1oW4lgl.png


ugh i'll take my probation

lmbo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

TRP has been on fire lately.

Taff is flaming for sure.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Ewar Woowar posted:

Bitch, it might be

Ched Evans is a scumbag but you just know some club will sign him up.

Yes, but have you considered that Ched is innocent?

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Nobody called Ched could ever be truly innocent.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

ozmunkeh posted:

Nobody called Ched could ever be truly innocent.

His name's actually Chedwyn, which is somehow worse (that somehow is by being more welsh)

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
It's especially ironic because he didn't wyn his case.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Reminder a team signed a player that had literally killed two children. Evans will play again.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

vyelkin posted:

It's especially ironic because he didn't wyn his case.

But he might win the appeal (but never 2 1/2 years of his life back).

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

sassassin posted:

But he might win the appeal (but never 2 1/2 years of his life back).

He didn't win the last appeal, so I don't exactly know what new evidence is going to sway things in his favour at a second appeal

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Tsaedje posted:

He didn't win the last appeal, so I don't exactly know what new evidence is going to sway things in his favour at a second appeal

They're going ahead with it and it has been expedited which usually suggests something new/significant has come up but idk I'm no lawyer.

Even if he's guilty as hell he's served his sentence. If Lee Hughes can still play anyone can.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


serious gaylord posted:

Reminder a team signed a player that had literally killed two children. Evans will play again.

who was that?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

dex_sda posted:

who was that?

Paul Scholes

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I think my favorite football gangbang was when Nani and Anderson spit roasted a prostitute in Big Cris' house and they had to DP her quietly because Big Cris was sleeping.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Remember when Peter Shilton got caught with some bloke's wife in his car and he crashed the car trying to escape

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

dex_sda posted:

who was that?

Kluivert?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Diego Maradona's girlfriend took a video of him apparently hitting her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKNq19x6pcs

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Troy Queef posted:

Diego Maradona's girlfriend took a video of him apparently hitting her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKNq19x6pcs

No way Maradona lives in such a lovely house.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

No way Maradona lives in such a lovely house.

Years of cocaine abuse can take a financial toll.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
That could be any fat drug addict with a bad haircut

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