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ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
I'm having a hard time believing those are serious. Of course, I said the same thing about Liberal Logic.

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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

FuzzySkinner posted:

The thing that annoys me about that douche bag is he goes for such small fries/irrelevant things.

"HURR VOTER FRAUD."

//ignores a million worse things that corporations have done to screw up our country.

It's so loving irrelevant.

Well honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less from a conservative Upworthy.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Guilty Spork posted:

Man. Asia, the Middle East, and Europe sure are going to be surprised what with how they've been pickling things other than cucumbers for generations, and in some cases using brine instead of vinegar.

Homophobes are totally ignorant of other cultures. A Good Cartoon Image Thing.

Ah yes, because Romney and McCain would've been shoe-ins if not for Obama being black!

Republicans are all over the map on voting by race. I mean there's this where it's coming at it like "The dream was within our grasp until YOU PEOPLE voted for Obama's skin color!" (Without thinking for a moment that that might be a symptom of issues in society outside electoral politics, of course.) Then there's the Herman Cains and Ben Carsons; guys so loving nuts they couldn't possibly be going for anything but voting by race (you'd pretty much have to be nuts in order to be black and a candidate in the Republican party of the Fox News era).

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Duke Igthorn posted:



A: A. A fights for YOUR FREEDOMS and don't you loving DARE use them!

You freedom to do whatever you like, unless you believe that poo poo is o-tay.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Internet Webguy posted:

poo poo is o-tay.

A good thread title for the politoons thread.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Internet Webguy posted:

You freedom to do whatever you like, unless you believe that poo poo is o-tay.



Holy poo poo an original Mike Lester cartoon was not offensive enough on it's own for these people, they had to make it worse!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Internet Webguy posted:

You freedom to do whatever you like, unless you believe that poo poo is o-tay.



I know I feel a swelling of pride towards heterosexuals, seeing they are capable of such deep and nuanced commentary as exemplified in this work.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Are they seriously badmouthing adoption? Remind me how they feel about abortion.

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

VideoTapir posted:

Are they seriously badmouthing adoption? Remind me how they feel about abortion.

I believe the opposition is to homo adoption, based on the woman's shirt.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Internet Webguy posted:

You freedom to do whatever you like, unless you believe that poo poo is o-tay.


I can barely parse what is even happening in this? I don't understand even what offensive thing they're trying to say.

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

A and B could be the same person. Especially since the end of DADT.

Even before then...I dated a guy who spent 8 years in the Army during the 90's. Right after signing the paperwork for discharge, he said 'Oh, BTW, I'm gay"

To which the Army's response was "Well, OK. Here's your pass for limited base access for the next year. Good luck."

He turned it in on pride day dressed up like a slightly more conservative version of B the next year.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I can barely parse what is even happening in this? I don't understand even what offensive thing they're trying to say.

that poo poo is not o-tay.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I can barely parse what is even happening in this? I don't understand even what offensive thing they're trying to say.

Gaydoption (TRADEMARKING THIS TERM) leads to the illustrated adult retarded morbidly-obese man-child because you told them they are a woman and not a man, you queer.

edit: Goddamnit, it's already a twitter hashtag.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Is period blood oteigh? Are straight men on a quest for it every time they gently caress?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I can barely parse what is even happening in this? I don't understand even what offensive thing they're trying to say.
I think all this proves is that militant heteros are terrible at root cause analysis.

England had the death penalty for homosexual sex (and all other sodomy) from 1533 to 1861, 328 years, and at the end of that they still had gay people. If they'd hanged everyone who was having heterosexual penis-in-vagina sex instead there'd be no gay people in the country within 100 years at the maximum.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012


Would it be an appropriate use of the word "Orwellian" to describe loving PROJECT VERITAS as such? That never stops being funny to me.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

ponzicar posted:

I'm having a hard time believing those are serious. Of course, I said the same thing about Liberal Logic.

Yeah Poe's Law is a hell of a thing, there's the occasional comic that makes me think they're not being serious but considering that there are probably people who believe those things unironically it probably doesn't matter.

Duke Igthorn posted:

Holy poo poo an original Mike Lester cartoon was not offensive enough on it's own for these people, they had to make it worse!

Well I have a feeling the original was probably about big government or lazy moochers or something, which doesn't really fit their theme.

By the way have another practically incomprehensible image from them.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
More James O'Keefe poo poo: the National Review of course ran an article that was like OH SNAP WE GOT YOU DEMS random staffers on tape not disagreeing with O'Keefe's conspiracy to commit voter fraud)
and they tagged the article with this image


which seriously looks satirical

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

When can I move in?

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Recycling Centers and Soup Kitchens. Truly blights upon the earth.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

ZDar Fan posted:

When can I move in?


I'm ashamed to be of the same sexual orientation as these people.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why does GayTown USA need a baby killing shop when they can't even make babies because they have too many pickles which is why they want to steal the straight babies and turn them into gaybies :psypop:

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

ZDar Fan posted:

When can I move in?


FYI Poop shop is real, it's in Medford MA

http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/15/poop-bank-massachusetts-will-pay-you-per-dump/FMMhBXMKyFNTRXKoThmnpM/story.html

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Internet Webguy posted:

You freedom to do whatever you like, unless you believe that poo poo is o-tay.



Literally 'pee pee doo doo thing bad'.

You know, I actually kind of like this page, because they're refreshingly honest. In my experience, most arguments against homosexuality can essentially be distilled as 'but gays are icky!' It's kind of nice to have a page that just comes out and straight-up says they're anti-gay because they think the gays are icky.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Why does the vegetable garden have a skull and crossbones on it?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Branis posted:

Why does the vegetable garden have a skull and crossbones on it?
Because GAY = DEATH

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ZDar Fan posted:

When can I move in?



Man, the new My Little Pony playsets are getting weird.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's a wind turbine too!

The hiking trail looks nice, I'm surprised that they didn't have it going up a butthole with the subtlety of the rest of it.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

Why does GayTown USA need a baby killing shop when they can't even make babies because they have too many pickles which is why they want to steal the straight babies and turn them into gaybies :psypop:

No no. People choose to be gay because they hate babies and loooooooove death. GayTown tricks young Christian mothers-to-be into coming there so those perverts can abort Christian souls. Or maybe sometimes let them be born then turn them gay.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Guavanaut posted:

Why does GayTown USA need a baby killing shop when they can't even make babies because they have too many pickles which is why they want to steal the straight babies and turn them into gaybies :psypop:

As was said in the webcomics thread, so they have somewhere to get their gay abortions, obviously.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Mister Bates posted:

Literally 'pee pee doo doo thing bad'.

You know, I actually kind of like this page, because they're refreshingly honest. In my experience, most arguments against homosexuality can essentially be distilled as 'but gays are icky!' It's kind of nice to have a page that just comes out and straight-up says they're anti-gay because they think the gays are icky.

I just finally noticed that the bottle is labeled Kool-Aid.

copper rose petal
Apr 30, 2013

Defenestration posted:

More James O'Keefe poo poo: the National Review of course ran an article that was like OH SNAP WE GOT YOU DEMS random staffers on tape not disagreeing with O'Keefe's conspiracy to commit voter fraud)
and they tagged the article with this image


which seriously looks satirical

I know, I don't even know why I'm saying this but...why would you request an absentee ballot and then throw it in the trash? Why wouldn't you just...not vote?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Prism posted:

I just finally noticed that the bottle is labeled Kool-Aid.

Jonestown used Flavor Aid. I used to live right down the street from Flavor Aid HQ, hometown pride!

Also, I'm Dan Druff, OP is Robbin Banks and his "filthy communists" comment is sarcastic since he's a socialist:





EDIT: Also, different Ebola denier than last time I posted one. Is it weird that I've run into multiple?

A Fancy 400 lbs fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Oct 24, 2014

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
"I have spent $30,000 on my PC therefore I am better at google" :psyduck:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Yeah, I just called him out on that, but I'm waiting for his response and for him to "site" his sources to post more.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

VitalSigns posted:

No no. People choose to be gay because they hate babies and loooooooove death. GayTown tricks young Christian mothers-to-be into coming there so those perverts can abort Christian souls. Or maybe sometimes let them be born then turn them gay.

Come on you guys are overthinking this, the real answer is that obviously abortions turn you gay, duh. Geeze, everyone knows that. :rolleyes:

PoizenJam
Dec 2, 2006

Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!
Whoa, that dude dropped $30,000 on desktop computer parts? Does he have a loving platinum plated Octo-SLI-GPU setup or something?

And he said that as if that makes him sound smart. Pretty bizarre appeal to authority.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, I just called him out on that, but I'm waiting for his response and for him to "site" his sources to post more.

They're all on site at the Library of Congress. Check and mate :smug:

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:



A bit off topic, but I liked Lucid TV's handling of this issue.

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Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

ZDar Fan posted:

When can I move in?



What does this town need with a baby killing facility?

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