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Oct 26, 2014 03:23
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Bell_ posted:I love it. I'm sure there's going to be more passengers. EDIT: OH NOT AGAIN!!!
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^^^^  rip Aranea. That was far less ambiguous than Jack vs Vriska.
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Oct 26, 2014 03:31
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Never thought I would be rooting for the Condesce, but here I am.
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"Lol" if you are not always rooting for Condy in her struggles against the teenaged coffin cloggers.
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Well, that was certainly fun to watch. Goodbye Areana, you will not be missed.
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Oct 26, 2014 03:38
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Certainly do not "RIP", you crazy wannabe mastermind. Hussie should have had Dirk arrive at the same time John did, and had them both state John's line, IMO
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Oct 26, 2014 03:48
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The watermark is always watching. Always judging.
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Oct 26, 2014 03:52
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That was weirdly visceral. Like, people have gotten stabbed and cut in half and poo poo but I don't think we've seen anything as brutal as the Empress just straight up snapping Aranea's neck like a fuckin laughssassin
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Finally a JUST death that's not ambiguous and actually makes sense since a person was acting on their own free will and not being controlled by another. I guess since this means Aranea got her neck broken, lost the ring, and engulfed in a lake of fire, she's dead for real this time.
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So what's the official status on all of the Jack Noirs we know of
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Martini Mice-Cream posted:Finally a JUST death that's not ambiguous and actually makes sense since a person was acting on their own free will and not being controlled by another. im holding out for her popping back into the afterlife so meenah can make fun of her
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Action Shakespeare posted:im holding out for her popping back into the afterlife so meenah can make fun of her Meenah is going to smack her when she pops in. Count on it.
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Action Shakespeare posted:im holding out for her popping back into the afterlife so meenah can make fun of her As she falls into the fires, you can see her eyes turn back into  GHOST EYES!!!!!!!!Edit: Forgot to make the point I was making. So, yeah, no. Her ghostself is dead, too. Well, more than she was by way of being a ghost.
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:So what's the official status on all of the Jack Noirs we know of Jack Noir (Alpha Kids' Jack): Sent to the outer ring by Jade before she was mindjacked by Condy. Currently imbued with weird Caliborn/English powers, and probably under Lil Cal mind control even though it hasn't been specifically stated yet. Slick Spades (Trolls' Jack): Has entered the Alpha session and is currently rocketing towards the action. Jack Noir (Caliborn's Jack): Assisted Caliborn in defeating the Black Queen. Presumably was betrayed and killed by Caliborn afterwards, but nothing confirmed yet. There's also the Jack from the Beforus Trolls' session, but presumably he was killed or blipped out of existence by the scratch.
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:So what's the official status on all of the Jack Noirs we know of A2 jack (spades slick) killed the universe he was in, got saved and cyborg-part'd by hussie, escaped from hussie's mansion's reality through the fifth wall, into doc scratch's destroyed mansion in the green sun, and then through scratch's clock and out into the furthest ring with the remaining members of the felt, ms. paint and ?aurthor, and now he's flying to the within-sight B2 skaia B1 jack (bec noir) was being chased by PM through the furthest ring and arrived a couple minutes ago, but then they both went doggy crazy with bec-inherited jade-love after she got killed and they just killed dave in the last flash. B2 jack got jailed in prospit before getting getting english'd by lil cal and cutting out his eyes and screaming at jane and jake, but then jade sent him to the furthest ring and he's flying back too. caliborn's session's jack wears a white robe and killed calliope's dream self and has never had any implied importance but who knows. AceO fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Oct 26, 2014 |
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paranoid randroid posted:"Lol" if you are not always rooting for Condy in her struggles against the teenaged coffin cloggers. word, I unironically love space fishwoman seahitler 
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What was Aranea's motivation again? Something like, she wanted to gently caress up the timeline so bad that it would become a beta timeline dead end and everything would just sort of stop?
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Bobulus posted:I honestly thought you were. Doesn't he have a username really close to yours? I'm really confused now. He does not post here, and hopefully does not read here. thanks alot assbag posted:What was Aranea's motivation again? Something like, she wanted to gently caress up the timeline so bad that it would become a beta timeline dead end and everything would just sort of stop? Aranea had the power as the whatever of whatever she is to turn a doomed timeline into the Alpha timeline. She wanted to create a timeline where Lord English did not have the ability to come into being (by definition a doomed timeline) - specifically by not creating a new universe - and then force it to turn into an Alpha timeline. This would've required a lot of people to die and bad stuff to happen but she saw it as a net good to stop English's existence.
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Regy Rusty posted:Aranea had the power as the whatever of whatever she is to turn a doomed timeline into the Alpha timeline. She wanted to create a timeline where Lord English did not have the ability to come into being (by definition a doomed timeline) - specifically by not creating a new universe - and then force it to turn into an Alpha timeline. And since she was a Serket, without half the class of Vriska, this was all ultimately just one giant ego-trip for her anyway and she was happy to throw any good intentions to the wind once the spotlight started drifting away from her big boring face.
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Oxxidation posted:And since she was a Serket, without half the class of Vriska, this was all ultimately just one giant ego-trip for her anyway and she was happy to throw any good intentions to the wind once the spotlight started drifting away from her big boring face. Yeah she's awful. It's hard to be worse than Vriska, but drat if she didn't manage it.
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Regy Rusty posted:Yeah she's awesome. It's hard to be better than Vriska, but drat if she didn't nearly manage it. ftfy
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Oct 26, 2014 05:06
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As an avid reader, allow me to explain Vriska's character in Homestuck through the following detailed analysis: *faaaart*
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:As an avid reader, allow me to explain ftfy
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Regy Rusty posted:Aranea had the power as the whatever of whatever she is to turn a doomed timeline into the Alpha timeline. Sylph of Light. So she had the power to heal fate. Theoretically. Based on her assumptions and no actual evidence at all.
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:As an avid reader, allow me to explain Vriska's character in Homestuck through the following detailed analysis: *faaaaat* ftfy
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Regy Rusty posted:
You can't beat a Serket in a bad plan off, they're simply the best there is.
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Oct 26, 2014 05:19
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I really don't remember anything that happened a year ago and I have no desire to go back and find out.
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Fister Roboto posted:I really don't remember anything that happened a year ago and I have no desire to go back and find out. Considering everything just got exponentially more hosed, it probably doesn't matter too much.
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Oct 26, 2014 05:22
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There's still glitch artifacts around, too.
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Aranea was the hero we needed, but not the one we wanted.
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Something to think about: We've seen a John zap in from a time when he's actually learned to control his displacement, and Dave and Jade were both present, and that John didn't seem to freak out about his friends being still alive or try to interact with them at all. Since this is definitely a John from later on if he knows how to control this, if they stay permadead it'd be pretty uncharacteristic of him! So I'm guessing they're all gonna wind up okay. I'd be pretty entertained by seeing a "John unfucks everything" flash animation though, to be honest.
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nerdbot posted:Something to think about : We've seen a John zap in from a time when he's actually learned to control his displacement, and Dave and Jade were both present, and that John didn't seem to freak out about his friends being still alive or try to interact with them at all. Since this is definitely a John from later on if he knows how to control this, if they stay permadead it'd be pretty uncharacteristic of him! So I'm guessing they're all gonna wind up okay. Dirk must help him do it though. He's pretty good with those sorts of sequences
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Also, since the last troll alive is also the best troll (Terezi) I hope she gets to do some cool poo poo.
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nerdbot posted:Also, since the last troll alive is also the best troll (Terezi) I hope she gets to do some cool poo poo. Solux and Aradia are also alive. And have no intention of dying!
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Triskelli posted:Just managed to catch up with the thread, HOLY gently caress. This is everything I've been missing and more. Yeah, Caliborn is a prisoner of causality. It's a prison partly (mostly) of his own design, but he's a prisoner none the less and it's a pitiful existence when you think about it. But remember: John was never supposed to be there. John's nerdy beatdown is not part of the sequence of events Caliborn was meant to go through on his way to becoming Lord English. I'm not sure if what just happened is going to cause him double down on becoming Lord English, or rethink his life and try to do something different. Burkion posted:Solux and Aradia are also alive. Well, Aradia doesn't. I don't think Sollux gives a gently caress one way or the other.
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I gotta give John some props. Pushing the villains assault rifle into the air so he sprays the roof and then delivering impractical fist justice is a sweet classic action hero move. Edit because I don't really think this deserves spoilers, all you fuckers are following this thing religiously already anyway.
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