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"Where's the beef..." No wonder he won Minnesota!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:02 |
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gingerberger posted:"Where's the beef..." I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:07 |
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Help me, mayonnaise!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:14 |
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Everything Counts posted:I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah! No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:22 |
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Mira posted:No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. It's like Las Vegas...if it were run by Ned Flanders.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:26 |
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Mira posted:No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. ANDY WILLIAMS!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:33 |
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Mira posted:No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. I wish I was dead. Oy!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:37 |
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TMMadman posted:ANDY WILLIAMS!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 04:42 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I wish I was dead. Oy! And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop... to fix Emmett.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 05:23 |
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Mira posted:No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. "'Ey Ma, how about some cookies?" "No dice." "This ain't ovah."
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:18 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Help me, mayonnaise! "I want to help you, George Washington"?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:23 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:It's like Las Vegas...if it were run by Ned Flanders. WHITE WINE SPRITZER... spritzer... spritzer...
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 17:44 |
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IMJack posted:See, Skeesix? Goons aren't hard to tame. They always follow their... video cartridges. This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:06 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:"I want to help you, George Washington"? We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:08 |
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After The War posted:This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name! WELCOME AFTER TH
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:48 |
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Martytoof posted:We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Democracy simply... does not work.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:08 |
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After The War posted:This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name! TURN IT UP!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:29 |
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Mira posted:I've said it before and I'll say it again, Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes , brutalize criminals , and rule you like a king .
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:30 |
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TMMadman posted:
Here comes 2!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:46 |
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Thirty Seven!
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:48 |
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Spectacle Rock, only one of them is real.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:23 |
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Mira posted:Spectacle Rock, only one of them is real. Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:32 |
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Jerusalem posted:Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:00 |
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MondayHotDog posted:What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's! I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:21 |
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MondayHotDog posted:What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's! LOOK CLOSER, MONDAYHOTDOG!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:29 |
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No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:29 |
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If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the seven-sisters college of your choice.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:53 |
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TMMadman posted:If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the seven-sisters college of your choice. And what if I refuse to lose?
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:41 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And what if I refuse to lose? Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is! in South Carolina.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:48 |
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Martytoof posted:No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman?
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:54 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is! I will not be a Gamecock!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:21 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman? You wanted to be Martytoof's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:08 |
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You're going to Stanford! You're going to Stanford!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:28 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is! Congratulations. You've just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore best, school there is.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 07:37 |
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TMMadman posted:You wanted to be Martytoof's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college? That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 08:26 |
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Jerusalem posted:Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:22 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger! I'd like to help you with this quote, jscolon2.0, I really would.... but that Do over Ham had powerful friends.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:37 |
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Hired goons?
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:15 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'd like to help you with this quote, jscolon2.0, I really would.... but that Do over Ham had powerful friends. I'll help you with the year-end quote forecast if you stop looking at my boobs.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'd like to help you with this quote, jscolon2.0, I really would.... but that Do over Ham had powerful friends. I have powers.... political powers!
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