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primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
:sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep::sweep:

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Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
but seriously why does the wwe hate cesaro

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
You guys are forgetting that Ziggler Owns

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Apparently Cesaro hit a cool backbreaker but the XBox app skipped right past it :(

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
I mean great match but I could go for at least another few minutes and third fall.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


ayn rand hand job posted:

That was a good match buy the wrong man won

cesaro.txt

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
We Hate Cena guy is there.

Cena wins.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Cesaro has to be one of the dudes that Meltzer said was looking at NJPW a few months ago.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Decent match but I'm not what beating some jobber is supposed to do for Ziggler.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Aces match

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

This is really loving good

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
What a cliff, Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Champion and then a 6 month wet fart to follow it up

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

beetlo posted:

Jesus WWE what did Cesaro do to deserve this bullshit?

he swung aurora rose

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

beetlo posted:

Jesus WWE what did Cesaro do to deserve this bullshit?


sportsgenius86 posted:

That's why you don't tell people you're sick of Orton-Cena, kids

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
great match but could have just as easily been a fantastic one fall match.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Mukaikubo posted:

but seriously why does the wwe hate cesaro

We can beat him because he'll be turning face soon - WWE in April, May, June, July, August, September

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Why not give Cesaro a pinfall after that insane uppercut. They really couldn't give that to him?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

ayn rand hand job posted:

That was a good match buy the wrong man won

Wrong man won . . . twice

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



And now for 90 minutes of filler.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Mukaikubo posted:

but seriously why does the wwe hate cesaro

He's just still in the early days of 5-years of paying dues in the WWE

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Match only served to make ziggler look like A HUGE JERK

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


jhon cena ruined the indie match.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

No it's okay in the german edit they recut the match so Cesaro always wins just like North Korean soccer

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Oh hey anti-Cena guy.

Cena winz.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was awesome but I'm confused by the 2-0 win.

it's super predictable to always have it go one for each and then a normal match, so they gave Cesaro a ton of near-falls first instead

bartok
May 10, 2006



I refuse to believe Cesaro will be in the doghouse forever like those jobbers Ziggler, Punk, and Daniels.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Mukaikubo posted:

but seriously why does the wwe hate cesaro

Have you heard him talk?!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Mukaikubo posted:

but seriously why does the wwe hate cesaro

Dunn thinks he talks too funny/foreign

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
miss u edge

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
"if you ordered this on ppv, you're a dumb rear end in a top hat! thanks!"

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


uh oh time to shittalk the people who paid on PPV

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

time to insult their most loyal customers

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

My Network stream is behind. I don't see why that great Swiss Death couldn't have been the second fall, before they went into the finishing sequence. But they obviously don't care how much of a geek Cesaro looks.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
gently caress PAY PER VIEW

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

DEAR RICHARD posted:

We Hate Cena guy is there.

Cena wins.

You thought this was a question?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

beetlo posted:

Jesus WWE what did Cesaro do to deserve this bullshit?

This is WWE so he probably handled some random conflict in a reasonable adult manner, and this got back to Vince and Vince decided he was a pussy or something.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"Haha, you bought this PPV? You dumb fucker."

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


haha you suckers paid so much to watch this!!!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

Have you heard him talk?!

vince gave him his chance

cesaro decided not to yodel

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Jabba The American
Sep 5, 2011

I'm gonna have you thrown out of here in a minute!
Thanks for the money we desperately needed, you stupid assholes!

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