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Everything Counts posted:I have powers.... political powers! No guys, I'm not very political. I usually think people who vote are a bit fruity. But for some reason, this "Everything Counts" guy really speaks to me.
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Spectacle Rock posted:
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:20 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:
Her swee-sweet -- CAN
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 19:35 |
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So you admit you grabbed her can, what do you have to say in your defense?
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 19:39 |
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Hello, I'm The Nastier Nate, or as some of you have dubbed me - father goose!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 19:39 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Hello, I'm The Nastier Nate, or as some of you have dubbed me - Attention goons, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into:
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 19:44 |
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mrfart posted:Attention goons, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:04 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders! Not me.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:07 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Not me. Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:15 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:24 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:31 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:36 |
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mrfart posted:Attention goons, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into: Attention mrfart! We have probated your goon. Attention mrfart! We have also probated your older, balder, fatter goon!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:48 |
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mrfart posted:Attention goons, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB on a male suspect driving a... car of some sort, headed in the direction of... y'know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 20:58 |
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I'm on a road. Looks to be asphalt. Oh, jeez... trees, shrubs... I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now!
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 21:03 |
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mrfart posted:Attention goons, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into: Welcome to the Springfield Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as 'Welcome to Springfield Airport', and 'Where's Nordstrom?'. While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated [fades out].
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 21:18 |
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Do over Ham posted:Welcome to the Springfield Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as 'Welcome to Springfield Airport', and 'Where's Nordstrom?'. While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated [fades out]. Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 23:25 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm on a road. Looks to be asphalt. Oh, jeez... trees, shrubs... I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now! Kiss my asphalt.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 00:03 |
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We'll be killing every human in two days. We'll be killing every human in two days. We will cook them. We will eat them. 'Cause that's the way to treat them...
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 01:38 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:We'll be killing every human in two days. You look those goons right in the eye and say "Don't eat me!"
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 02:18 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You look those goons right in the eye and say "Don't eat me!" Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 02:19 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You look those goons right in the eye and say "Don't eat me!" Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 02:32 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 03:34 |
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Jorghnassen posted:It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal. You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly snouts and entrails.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 03:41 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly snouts and entrails. They can't seriously expect us to swallow this tripe!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 03:52 |
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TMMadman posted:They can't seriously expect us to swallow this tripe! TMMadman is a grade-A moron!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 05:08 |
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I told him that picture would come back to haunt him.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 05:58 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:TMMadman is a grade-A moron! Don't kid yourself Class3KillStorm, if a cow ever got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 06:19 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Don't kid yourself Class3KillStorm, if a cow ever got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about. They can't expect us to swallow that tripe!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 07:22 |
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TMMadman posted:They can't seriously expect us to swallow this tripe! Skeesix posted:They can't expect us to swallow that tripe! First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 07:35 |
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Jerusalem posted:First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! You're drat right I'm gonna be pissed. I bought that quote at Pink Floyd's yard sale.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 14:01 |
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It says here we're Ratt.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 14:09 |
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Jerusalem posted:First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Jerusalem! "Oh, I can't go to prison, Roark! They'll eat me alive!" ...say, I wonder if this Skeesix Nixon is any relation?
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 15:44 |
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Roark posted:Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Jerusalem! "Oh, I can't go to prison, Roark! They'll eat me alive!" I doubt it, sir. They both spell and pronounce their names differently.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 16:08 |
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Jerusalem posted:First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 17:54 |
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PT6A posted:I doubt it, sir. They both spell and pronounce their names differently. Holy macaroni!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:21 |
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Deviant posted:Holy macaroni! Deviant, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:41 |
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Deviant posted:Holy macaroni! It was amazing how fast Deviant betrayed his vision of a realistic show.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 19:18 |
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Deviant posted:Holy macaroni! Good gravy!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 19:19 |
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Mira posted:It was amazing how fast Deviant betrayed his vision of a realistic show. My...vision!
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 19:25 |