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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
He's wearing black jorts?! Heel turn incoming.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Weird decision, having a 2 hour iron man cell match for Cena/Orton, but let's do this.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Child located, deploying merch.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jackie D posted:

Aj-Paige
Sheamus-Miz
Seth-Dean

I think

oh yeah USA-Russia

Oh yeah, forgot Sheamus/Miz, there's a lot of matches left

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Had to step out for a bit - who won the Usos/Dust Bros match?

Also... wow, this ISN'T the main event, nice!

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

Oh cool Cena/Orton guess I can tune out for 20 minutes

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how many face rakes against the cell will we see in this match

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

It's only 15 tons.

Not like they're lifting the steps or anything.

You know what? He's not in the loving main event, so let's do this thing Cena. You have my posts. :getin:

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


StarkRavingMad posted:

(edit): saw your edit, they've been calling it a "double main event" but I guess one of the main events goes in the middle of the card!

See: WM8

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Awww he gave Banjo his hat!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dimebags Brain posted:

So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

a flying uso

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Jerusalem posted:

Had to step out for a bit - who won the Usos/Dust Bros match?

Also... wow, this ISN'T the main event, nice!

Dust bros after a vicious butt kick/Final Cut combo!

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Dimebags Brain posted:

So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

Very good wrestling.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
16 GERM-
ANS LOVE CENA

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

bartok posted:

Maybe I'm crazy but the last couple of PPV Cena/Orton matches were really good. Despite the crowd not giving a poo poo.

they almost always have a good match, its just something we've seen a lot

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Omally posted:

how many face rakes against the cell will we see in this match

setting the line at 7

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

bartok posted:

Maybe I'm crazy but the last couple of PPV Cena/Orton matches were really good. Despite the crowd not giving a poo poo.

Well, one was a TLC, the other the crowd gave so little of a poo poo it became amazing.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Awww he gave Banjo his hat!

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Zyla posted:

yes, its possible to move a cage
it just seems like a lot of effort when they could just not have this match at all and save a bunch of time

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jerusalem posted:

Had to step out for a bit - who won the Usos/Dust Bros match?

Also... wow, this ISN'T the main event, nice!

Dusts. Cody kicked Jimmy in the butthole.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Had to step out for a bit - who won the Usos/Dust Bros match?

Also... wow, this ISN'T the main event, nice!

Dusts, Goldie getting the pin with a nice looking Final Cut and Stardust helping out with a well-timed kick in the leg to set it up

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Dimebags Brain posted:

So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

Oh cool Cena/Orton guess I can tune out for 20 minutes

code:
~*~briIIiiEEeeE mooOooOooOde~*~

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
The door stopped John Cena from running. Believe

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
AND WE'RE OFF TO AN EXPLOSIVE START

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister E posted:

Dust bros after a vicious butt kick/Final Cut combo!

I'm glad the faces won!

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
inc Rest Holds.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Let's go Cena :shobon:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Your Boy Fancy posted:

The door stopped John Cena from running. Believe

oh god not THE DOOR

bartok
May 10, 2006



Let's go Orton!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Look at this blood feud!!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Omally posted:

AND WE'RE OFF TO AN EXPLOSIVE START

saving this quote for when randy puts on a headlock

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

bartok posted:

Maybe I'm crazy but the last couple of PPV Cena/Orton matches were really good. Despite the crowd not giving a poo poo.

Nah they're drat fine matches but it's happened so many times people don't care for them. It's like having steak everyday.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Black Is Black posted:

Very good wrestling.

Cool I'll watch that tag match later, Which I assume you're referring to.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dimebags Brain posted:

So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

Oh cool Cena/Orton guess I can tune out for 20 minutes

Dude, Brie did a successful and rather good-looking suicide dive.

We are through the looking glass right now and it would not shock me if this match is really good.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

Let's go Cena :shobon:

This but Orton

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

According to the crowd, this match is fan-favorite John Cena vs his opponent hated heel John Cena.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

This but Orton

Orton sucks

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

It's like having steak everyday.

so its loving awesome?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dimebags Brain posted:

Cool I'll watch that tag match later, Which I assume you're referring to.

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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010


Let's go Orton!

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