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Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...
lol table leg, orton's done

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Table spotted. Will the feud continue?

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

It's a handicap match! Cena and Tables vs Orton!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
OH poo poo, A TABLE! RUN RANDY, RUN!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Black Is Black posted:

Fun Fact: Cena vs Orton was my least favorite match ever in that one PPV I like to call "The Passion of the Rappidoo".

Didn't Jesus at least have the decency to sell for a few days?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

OH poo poo, A TABLE! RUN RANDY, RUN!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Okay everyone it's okay to play with the tables just make sure to put the legs down if you decide not to use them tonight.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
ORTON'S GREATEST WEAKNESS

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Chokes McGee posted:

Also is there anything better than pro wrestling and Four Roses bourbon? This is a rhetorical question, the answer is no. But in the interest of Plato's teachings, we'll go ahead and ask it anyway.

Pro wrestling and an entire pot of coffee and RBNY/SKC on in the background.

Everything is better with a pot of coffee. Including but not exclusive to laughing about how comfortable it is to lean against a chain link fence. Have you ever? It's like an industrial hammock.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Good Cena generation ends with him.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Don't turn that table upside down, god dammit

bartok
May 10, 2006



StarkRavingMad posted:

pretty good although this match is a little methodically paced


cameras

they're on the ramp side, too

But who does a methodical pace benefit, King?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


OldTennisCourt posted:

There should be a thread that consists entirely of posts saying "Remember when TNA...."

Remember when AJ Styles put a big ladder on top of Lethal Lockdown, jumped off, fell 30 feet through a single table, and concussed himself?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
OH NO RANDY'S ULTIMATE RIVAL, TABLE-SAN

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

gif tableflip please

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
THAT drat TABLE!! CENA WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH IT THE ENTIRE TIME :bahgawd:

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Oh no, Randy's locked in the Cell with a table :ohdear:

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Dexo posted:

ORTON'S GREATEST WEAKNESS

this is the real legendary feud

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

drat, I was going for some VINTAGE ORTON (tm)

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

oh god watch out for those legs randy

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jetfire posted:

Don't turn that table upside down, god dammit

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Please be careful with the table, Randy. :ohdear:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Black Is Black posted:

Fun Fact: Cena vs Orton was my least favorite match ever in that one PPV I like to call "The Passion of the Rappidoo".

I'll always remember that ppv because I convinced a friend who hadn't watched wrestling since the 90's watched it with me. He has never watched again.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
HOLY poo poo I FORGOT ABOUT THAT CHAIR

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.
Is the cage on the announcers side supposed to have holes in it that would be boot size? Because it does.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
While I don't yearn for the return of the Attitude Era (because a lot of it doesn't hold up), Hell In A Cell REALLY doesn't translate well to a PG Environment.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Omally posted:

is there anything more vicious, more brutal, more unforgiving, than a GIANT CHAIN LINK FENCE?!?!?

i have an enormous scar on my leg from a chain link fence

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Cena's getting RKO'ed thru that table

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
This is the least intense HitC ever. It's not terrible but why even bother with the cage.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

There are cutouts on the entrance ramp side of the cell too.

There's no way someone's going off the cell, though, that's a relic of the 90s.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Timby posted:

Christ, I forgot this was on -- how has it been?

Seconded. This was not in the budget his month, so I am watching James and his cousin play WWE vs Smackdown.

Anything they're not going to re-hash multiple tomes tomorrow on Raw?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Pro wrestling and an entire pot of coffee and RBNY/SKC on in the background.

Everything is better with a pot of coffee. Including but not exclusive to laughing about how comfortable it is to lean against a chain link fence. Have you ever? It's like an industrial hammock.

I can't drink coffee anymore. It triggers my hypomania.

I have to drink decaf now :smith:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

please attempt the punt but instead run through the table

into another table

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jetfire posted:

Don't turn that table upside down, god dammit

they keep doing that as a way of defending from getting put through the table but getting slammed on the underside of the table would probably hurt more, not to mention the legs

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
"You suck, Randy!"
~A bad person

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

OUTTANOWHERE

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

i have an enormous scar on my leg from a chain link fence

I also have a huge scar on my pec from jumping over one they hurt

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Jerusalem posted:

The Christian/Orton feud was so good for the way both learned and developed new strategies to deal with each other, and it's a drat shame that they keep trying to sell Orton/Cena as each other's defining rival.

I loved how the Christian on the top rope into the RKO spot developed over the feud. Little stuff like Christian never making that mistake again but still getting caught eventually and Christian outsmarting Orton by spitting in his face made it one of my favourite feuds ever for me.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Edwardian posted:

Seconded. This was not in the budget his month, so I am watching James and his cousin play WWE vs Smackdown.

Anything they're not going to re-hash multiple tomes tomorrow on Raw?

Well if you didn't know, John Cena is one of the WWE's greatest champions of all time. In fact, I was just talking to John Cena before the PPV tonight, and he told me

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Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

OMG THAT RKO!!!!!

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