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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

I can't drink coffee anymore. It triggers my hypomania.

I have to drink decaf now :smith:

Ouch. You poor soul. :(

There's good decaf out there but it costs a lot more.

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

The thing about HiaC, though, is it somehow gives both wrestlers the ability to kick out of like five of their opponents' finishers.

thats just the wwe main event scene

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

He's hurt bad, quick DDT him on the concrete to restore him to full strength!

Hogan's at ringside telling you to put a quarter in so Cena regains his energy bar.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Do a hangman DDT onto the steps!

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

I knew that was gonna get reversed because an RKO on the stairs is extremely impractical

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jackie D posted:

gif Orton flailing into the cover after that rko please

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
You're telegraphing too much, Randy!

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
Always these weird suggestive questions from commentary....."What can Randy do ?".

Get a chair and beat Cena til he no longer moves, then hit him some more is what a smart man would do.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

I'd kill for Orton to win with a new submission.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Apple Craft posted:

Hey guys how about Cesaro losing clean 2-0 pinfalls to the Zigman?? Pretty cool finish, huh?

I'm actually okay with it, I mean I would've liked Cesaro with a win but it put Ziggler over pretty well and everyone liked the match at ringside v:shobon:v

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Striking Yak posted:

I wonder if John Cena will spring up and hit an AA on Randy Orton, then pin him to win the match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Hogan's at ringside telling you to put a quarter in so Cena regains his energy bar.

Randy Savage is sadly no longer around to perform elbow drop CPR

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh no its happening again

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Cena never pretends the stairs are heavy, he's just very demonstrative about the appropriate way to squat them.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
big fan of randy's dick-based offense

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

mmmmm

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh, um. Ow.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
inc RKO

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Please don't post Seth Rollins' old wrestling videos.

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
Gogogogogogogogogo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

ahahahaha

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

armoredgorilla posted:

Cena never pretends the stairs are heavy, he's just very demonstrative about the appropriate way to squat them.

never lift with your back!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
But that's where he pees from Randy.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I feel comfortable in saying that Rollins vs. Ambrose is going to blow this paint by numbers snoozer out of the water.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Well, that's sort of a submission.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Randy just stomp on his balls until Nikki throws in the towel for Cena.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

Extremely Crotchy Wrestling?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

Please don't post Seth Rollins' old wrestling videos.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

E:

hunnert car pileup fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Oct 27, 2014

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Hogan's at ringside telling you to put a quarter in so Cena regains his energy bar.

If putting in a quarter will put Ted DiBiase in this match out of nowhere then I am going to get my entire piggybank.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Not even a low blow can beat John Cena in a hell in the cell match

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Bard Maddox posted:

big fan of randy's dick-based offense

lol

The Pale King
Jan 21, 2011

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
orton just got charlie browned

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Orton setting up those stairs like it's a death march

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Also is there anything better than pro wrestling and Four Roses bourbon? This is a rhetorical question, the answer is no. But in the interest of Plato's teachings, we'll go ahead and ask it anyway.

I was diagnosed with gout recently, so sadly my days of heavy whisky drinking are over. :(

But for bourbon, I was a Bookers guy.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Dimebags Brain posted:

Randy just stomp on his balls until Nikki throws in the towel for Cena.

Which will fail when it bounces off the cage.

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