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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
This is the worst thing to happen to an Armenian, ever.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Digital Jedi posted:

What does it say on his tape?

Timmy Master. We're PG now!

Jabba The American
Sep 5, 2011

I'm gonna have you thrown out of here in a minute!
Holy poo poo, please don't ruin this guy ever.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Digital Jedi posted:

What does it say on his tape?

"Titty Master"

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

Dean is just going to pull a gun out of the bag and shoot Rollins.

Just straight up shoot him in the head.

Dean "Murder Suicide" Ambrose

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Digital Jedi posted:

What does it say on his tape?

Choose Hell, I think.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Liquid Communism posted:

I am utterly terrified of Dean Ambrose with a roll of duct tape.

It's quietly menacing.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I was talking to Dean Ambrose earlier, King, and he said this about Seth Rollins and I quote, "You stabbed me in the back. You brought this upon yourself."

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Seriously I've never seen a dropkick go that badly wrong

Dropkick? That was a lariat.

Carlton Banks posted:

Dean gonna soak the ring in lighter fluid and set all 3 of them on fire

Oh god an inferno match with Dean would end in the burn ward (and continue in the burn ward)

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

His dark lord shall protect him

Which Horseman is Ambrose?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Liquid Communism posted:

I am utterly terrified of Dean Ambrose with a roll of duct tape.

Then your parents raised and educated you well.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

TV Zombie posted:

Dean telling the ref to lock the cell is pretty drat terrifying.

Right up the with Taker slamming it shut behind him.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Dean Ambrose is angry.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

is wrestling

cams
Mar 28, 2003


did ambrose just try to literally stab rollins?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Fluffy Bunnies posted:

dear god please don't let them ever gently caress up dean ambrose.

Wait until Reigns returns and he gets pushed back down the card like he was suppose to be before Reigns got injured.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Which Horseman is Ambrose?

Sleaze

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Jabba The American posted:

Holy poo poo, please don't ruin this guy ever.

I'm almost starting to think they might not be able to.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

cams posted:

did ambrose just try to literally stab rollins?

with a loving screwdriver

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Dean, you can't puncture a man's brain stem in the ring, I don't care if this is Dallas.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Which Horseman is Ambrose?

Tully

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Christ Seth just bounces around like a doll.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


OK so they are just Cage of Deathing it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

cams posted:

did ambrose just try to literally stab rollins?

I think he was planning to extract teeth :stare:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

I'm almost starting to think they might not be able to.

See: Cesaro, Jobber

bartok
May 10, 2006



Blorton seems to be hyped!

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Yeah, this match is not going to be pretty or MOTY, it's just gonna be these two beating the poo poo out of each other and I am totally okay with that.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

Which Horseman is Ambrose?

At this rate Tully Blanchard but we're PG now so Mongo I guess

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Which Horseman is Ambrose?

The unholy love child of Arn Anderson and Brian Pillman.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bartok posted:

Wait until Reigns returns and he gets pushed back down the card like he was suppose to be before Reigns got injured.

No.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Um that's murder, Dean. Ok necermind ignore me

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

bartok posted:

Wait until Reigns returns and he gets pushed back down the card like he was suppose to be before Reigns got injured.

blug blurg blughghgh blughggghghghghgh hhhhhhhhhghghghghghghgggg

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
I love Dean just slapping the ref on the back. 'Move, man, I got murder to do.'

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

Wait until Reigns returns and he gets pushed back down the card like he was suppose to be before Reigns got injured.

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

MJBuddy posted:

Um that's murder, Dean. Ok necermind ignore me

EVERYTHING'S LEGAL

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Silent Announcers own. More of that.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Get the screwdriver out there. And the claw hammer. Christ.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Those scattered tools in the ring are making me nervous

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

I think he was planning to extract teeth :stare:

Dean: SAY AHHHHHHH

Seth: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Liquid Communism posted:

I love Dean just slapping the ref on the back. 'Move, man, I got murder to do.'

"It's aight, you're sanctioned, it isn't accessory. This ain't my first rodeo."

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